1. INT: CAR.AFTERNOON
There are two men in a car about late twenties. The one who is driving is a tall black man with an affro. He is in a navy blue velvet suite, and black work boots. He has a large man symbol around his neck with a lot of other chains. The man in the passenger side is white and is wearing a suite and tie with Ray Ban rime stone glasses. His hair is slicked back and he has a tooth pick in his mouth.
SUPER FLY
Yeah yeah yeah. I got the rythym to rock any joint in this goddamn city. All's we got to do is get our beauties back! Where's that store again? Oh yeah on Grenwood Blvd. I'm smoother than Barry Whites black ass.
RONNIE
Why the hell do you think your so good just because your black? You know I'm just as bad as your ass and I'm white.
SUPER FLY
Yeah, but you wish you where black.
RONNIE
Oh really? Well just to let you know I'm fine with being white.
SUPER FLY
Well Ronnie white ass, you anit no cool white guy either. All white guys are too lame, they don't got the moves.
RONNIE
Look at your ass, it's back in the seventies. I'm top of the line prime, baby. And your ass is jealous!
SUPER FLY
My ass is the funkiest shit in the town of Holly Wood. Okay lets get our minds
togeather, this is where our guns are. You ready?
RONNIE
Oh yeah, lets get our beauties back.
2.EXT: WALKING TO STORE. AFTERNOON
They both get out of the car and start to walk to the store. The store is called N.R.A X 2.
RONNIE
Well lets bust this bitches ass and get out as quick as possiable.
SUPER FLY
Your just scared of getting a scratch.
RONNIE
Hey, I've been shot two times give me a brake.
SUPER FLY
Well lets do it then. I'm getting my lovley little sweet thang back.
3.INT: N.R.A X 2. AFTERNOON
The store clerk is a small indian man. He is reading a magazine on guns. He looks over Super Fly more than Ronnie as they brows.
RONNIE
Okay lets get this done and over with. Got the cap gun?
SUPER FLY
Yeah, on three. One. Two.........
Ronnie pulls out a fake cap gun which appears real. Then he points it at the clerk.
RONNIE
Okay, freeze! Or I'll blow your head off! You don't mess with us bitch!
SUPER FLY
What the hell are you doing you crazy motherfucker? I said on three! You are the dumbest shit alive! One. Two. Three! Three! God if you where black this wouldn't have happened!
RONNIE
What the hell does it have to do with my colour? Just cause the world aint black don't mean the world is shit. Does it?
As the two argue the clerk pulls out two ozies one in each hand.
CLERK
Okay you motherbitches shut up!
RONNIE
Did he say motherbitches? What the hell does that mean?
CLERK
Hey white boy! Shut the damn up! I will have power to blow you away! I got two guns in my hands. I have the power!
Super Fly pulls out his cap gun and fires it at the clerk. The pop sends the Clerk into a scared frenzy. He drops both guns and starts to cry.
CLERK
Please spare my life what was I thinking of messing with the black?
RONNIE
What about the white? What's with that?
CLERK
You are very disgraceful to our kind.
SUPER FLY
Well then how bout you give me and my friend here our guns back?
CLERK
Oh yes right away, sir. These ones right?
SUPER FLY
Yeah, make sure there loaded with some flying bitches.
CLERK
Yes sir right away. I'm glad I can help.
RONNIE
Shit. Another black ego trip for MR. Blackass here.
SUPER FLY
Well it's just because us blacks are respectful to others, even with all that shit we went through by your white asses! I am black and proud of it!
RONNIE
That shit you had to go through was almost a hundred years ago!
CLERK
Shall I polish them sir?
SUPER FLY
Yeah, make sure there working good too!
The clerk hands Super Fly the two guns and then Super Fly makes the clerk sit on the chair and duct taped him to it. Then he poured gasoline on the clerk and made a circle of gas around his chair. Then he pulled out a lighter and started to wave it in the clerks face.
RONNIE
Hey, wait a minute I got to do something.
Ronnie walks over to the clerk and pulls out a switch blade and cuts off the clerks right ear. The clerk is screaming under the tape over his mouth.
SUPER FLY
What the hell was that for?
RONNIE
I'm not sure, just seemed to go with the gasoline on him. I think it's one of those memories.
SUPER FLY
Well my fellow white boy, you have had one fucked past!
4.EXT: N.R.A X 2. AFTERNOON
The two are smoking cigars while the clerk is inside screaming and trying to get free. After a minute Super Fly drops his cigar at the doorway of the store. A trail of fire leads right to the clerk and sets him on fire. The both walk to the car which is a black GTO and the song "I Feel Good" by James Brown comes on as they drive down the street.
CUT TO: CREDITS
AGAINST BLACK, TITLE CARD "FLOCK OF TWO AND SOME"
5. INT: WIMPYS. EARLY EVENING.
Super Fly and Ronnie are seated at a both at the back of the resturant. Ronnie puts a quarter in a jukebox which is mounted on the wall and the song "Honkey Cat" by Elton John comes on.
SUPER FLY
Why the hell did you put this song on? It's by that gay guy who sleeps with the fasion desingiers. What's his name? John Elton? Turn this shit off.
RONNIE
I didn't want this. What the hell is this? I spend a godamn quarter and I get "Honkey Cat" by Elton John. I wanted the Mama's and Papa's! And the godamn thing can't turn off! Put the volume on low!
Super Fly turns the volume down and a young waitress comes over to the table
WAITRESS
Hey boys. What can I get you's to drink?
SUPER FLY
Um, I'll have a "Manhatten".
RONNIE
I'll have a Root Beer. I need not show off for you my dear.
WAITRESS
Okay, laughs they'll be here in a minute and I'll be back to take your orders.
SUPER FLY
What the hell does that mean? "I need not show off for you my dear". Ha, that's why you don't get any your a stupid ass motherbitch!
RONNIE
Did you say motherbitch? What the hell is that?
SUPER FLY
Motherbitch is a saying used by my pakistainie friends.
RONNIE
Oh the friend that you torched? Or the one you shot in the knees last year when he was trying to run away from us? Or the one that you trew off the water tower when we did that hit in that small town called Guelph? You sure love those pakistainies don't ya?
SUPER FLY
Oh, well they where all gonna die someday so I just stoped prolonging the ineviable for them. I was doing them a favour.
RONNIE
Favour? Yeah that was a real favour. Never do a favour for me, okay?
The waitress walks over and hands them their drinks.
WAITRESS
What can I get you boys to eat?
SUPER FLY
Laughing Well, do you have fish. Cause thats all I taste in my mouth!
RONNIE
You sick fuck! We'll have two burgers one with chedder and the toppings to the
side and the other with chedder also and oinions on it.
WAITRESS
Would you or your friend here like fries?
SUPER FLY
Yes I would, but baby I want you and I know deep down you want me.
WAITRESS
Well I'm actualy 55 years old and just got back from plastic surgery, I'm a grandmother. Winks at ronnie and smiles
RONNIE
Well Super Fly looks like you can be a granddady like you say you are!
SUPER FLY
Hell no, I was just being nice to the lady.
WAITRESS
Well I'll be back in a few minutes. Walks away
SUPER FLY
Holy shit, she was one of the nicest looking peice of ass on any fifty year old broad
Broad I've ever seen.
RONNIE
Shit, guy. Your the most guliable fucks I've ever seen.
SUPER FLY
Why?
RONNIE
Well if you use that little thing called logic. Any fifty year old who has had palstic sugery is ugly as hell, right?
SUPER FLY
Uh huh.
RONNIE
Thus this ends my theroy of the waitress, she told you that and then winked at me so in conclusion I'm the one she wants and she said that crap to turn you off.
SUPER FLY
Nah, I knew she was shittin me.
RONNIE
Under his breath Your one dumb motherbitch.
SUPER FLY
So what next, we got our lovley guns and we ready to cause some serious shit.
RONNIE
What about a bank?
SUPER FLY
Nah, done that too many times.
RONNIE
A store?
SUPER FLY
Maybe, what about a hit on Bernard?
RONNIE
Shit, that would be impossilbe. Anyway he pays the bills.
SUPER FLY
No and yes, see we gotta get more guys to do the hit.
RONNIE
I don't know, it's gonna be like killin Santa Clause.
SUPER FLY
I think that's it, we'll do that.
The waitress comes back and puts the burgers on the table, she then walks out of the scene again and momentaraly comes back with the fries
WAITRESS
Here it is.
SUPER FLY
Thanks, um...you really fifty?
WAITRESS
No I just said it to fool you cause I want your friend.
RONNIE
Starts to stare at her breast
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6.INT: RONNIES FANTASY. DAY
There is the waitress on a bed of silk, she is in a white langera set with her breast showing through, Ronnie is standing and looking at her and is in nothing but boxers with music notes up the zipper that read "play me".
WAITRESS
Ronnie, I love you. I want you. Come here Ronnie, I need you Ronnie. She starts to feel her breasts Ronnie!
RONNIE
Yes.....
WAITRESS
I want to....ohh...I want Ronnie to punish me. She starts to feel her breasts faster and make sexual noises Ronnie. Ohhh Ronnie!
RONNIE
Yes, I comming, hang on.
Ronnie see's that he is getting nowhere, he looks down at his feat and see's that he is on a tread mill, he starts to run but the tred mill gets faster. He stops to catch his breath and looks up and sees Super Fly on the bed with the waitress.
SUPER FLY
Ha ha Ronnie, too late.
WAITRESS
Oh I wanted Ronnie but now I know deep down I want to make pasionit love to Super Fly.
SUPER FLY
Ha ha, too late. It's mine, it's mine, it's mine.
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7.INT: WIMPYS.EVENING
Ronnie wakes from the dream and sees that the waitresses breast are not in his view anymore, he looks at Super Fly
SUPER FLY
It's mine you dumb bitch!
RONNIE
What?
SUPER FLY
The burger, it's mine! It's mine! Give it to me. Grabs the burger.
RONNIE
Shit, where did she go? She needed me. I was about to make sweat love to her on a silk bed.
SUPER FLY
Who? The waitress? Your messed. Now tell me again.
RONNIE
Realizing that it was a dream No never mind. What time is it?
SUPER FLY
Looks at the Elvis clock Well those swinging hips say 5:35pm.
RONNIE
Shit, my dog! He hasn't shit all day! My apartment!
Ronnie gets up and walks out of the resturant. Super Fly shakes his head and starts to eat Ronnies burger.
8.INT: CAR. 5:39pm.
Ronnie is in his car, he is driving fast down the street and not paying attention to the traffic signs or lights, he looks into his review mirror and sees red and blue flashing lights.
RONNIE
Shit!
He pulls the car over and cocks his gun and shoves it in his pants. He pulls what appears to be his licscene and registration out of the glove box. The cop comes over and shines a flashlight in to the car. Ronnie rolls down the window.
COP
Good evening sir, do you know how fast you where going?
RONNIE
Um, not really. How bout you give me the ticket so I can get going.
COP
May I see your licscence and registration please?
RONNIE
Here hands it to him come on I really got to go.
COP
Hey, I'll call the shots her pal. Why don't you step out of the car.
RONNIE
Um, no.
COP
Sir, get out of the car! Unbuckles his gun
RONNIE
The fuck you will!
9.EXT: ROADSIDE. 5:45pm.
Ronnie pulls out his gun and shoots the cop once in the stomach and gets out of the car. He looks at the cop car and sees the mounted camera on the dash. He shoots the windsheild out and hits the camera. The cop is on the ground coughing up blood.
RONNIE
Nobody ever pulls that shit on me!
COP
I have.....k....ki...
RONNIE
What's that? Quit stutering you fuck!
COP
I....have....k..kids....an...a...wife.
RONNIE
Oh. Well in that case!
Shoots him in the head. Blood flys in his face.
RONNIE
Shit! Wipes his face forgot about that.
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10.INT: WIMPYS. 5:45.
Super Fly gets out of his booth and walks towards the bathroom.
SUPER FLY
Shit the gruggles. Gotta get to the crapper, gotta shit.
11.INT. WIMPYS BATHROOM. 5:50pm.
He opens the door to the bathroom, there is only one stall. Just as he is undoing his belt he is pushed out of the way by a small greasey man who takes the only stall.
SUPER FLY
Where the fuck do you think your going?
MAN
Hey pal take a pill I'll be done in a sec!
SUPER FLY
Shit! Hurry up!
AGAINST BLACK, TITLE CARD "TEN MINUTES LATER"
SUPER FLY
Your gonna die soon bitch!
MAN
Ohhh I'm really scared!
AGAINST BLACK, TITLE CARD "TEN MINUTES LATER"
SUPER FLY
I'm gonna shit myself hurry the fuck up!!!
MAN
Shut up pal, it's a bloody washroom!
The toilet does not flush and the man walks out smileing
SUPER FLY
What the fuck you smileing about?
MAN
You, chump!
SUPER FLY
Oh you take that back.
MAN
Never.
Super Fly pulls out his gun and shoots the man in the throat, he drops to his knees and blood is flowing out of his neck.
SUPER FLY
Now I will shit!
MAN
F..f...f...fuck y...y...ou.
SUPER FLY
Looks at the toilet and turns to the man and shoots him in the head That's for not flushing you dumb bitch.
12.INT: RONNIE APARTMENT.NIGHT.
Ronnie opens his door to the apartment, he walks in and throughs his jacket on the couch. He hits play on the answering machine, a loud beep, and it says " you have no new messages". He sits on the couch.
RONNIE
Sniper come here.
The dog does not come
Sniper come here boy!
No dog
Sniper?
Ronnie gets up and looks around, he looks to his feet and sees a trail of blood. He quickley pulls out his gun and follows the trail. The trail leads to the kitchen. In the middle of the kitchen floor Sniper lays dead in a pool of blood, he bends down to if the dog is breathing, there is no sign. He walks back into the living room where he sees a broken window which leads on to the fire escape. The phone rings, once, twice, three times. He reaches over and picks it up.
RONNIE
Hello?
SUPER FLY
Shit guy. Do I have a story to tell you!
RONNIE
Yeah, I got two. Snipers dead.
SUPER FLY
Shit. What happened?
RONNIE
I think some one tried to brake in but Sniper tried to stop them, they must of shot him five or six times, then they either dragged him into the kitchen or he dragged himself there.
SUPER FLY
Shit, I'll meet you at the Van Goghs at ten, be there.
RONNIE
Why?
SUPER FLY
Cause I think that we got some shit going on, oh an I bust some greasemonkey's
ass too!
RONNIE
Okay at ten, I gotta let you go. That's the other line. Switches to the other line
Hello?
VOICE
Deepened with a voice blocker So how are you doing?
RONNIE
Who is this?
VOICE
Lets just say that I am you dogs best buddy.
RONNIE
Who the fuck are you?
VOICE
I'll meet you at the Van Goghs tonight at five after ten, in the mens
washroom.
RONNIE
Fine. But who are you?
VOICE
I am the one you want to kill.
RONNIE
Really? Right now you're the guy I want to throttle and shoot twice in each knee-cap and then bust every finger with a hammer while making you drink mace while I get somebody else to stich your fucking dumb ass up and then I'm gonna keep feeding you!
VOICE
Oh? Well maybe you already have got me where you want me. Five after tonight.
RONNIE
Yeah, five after. But why in the mens washroom?
VOICE
Let it be Ronnie boy, let it be.
RONNIE
Who the fuck godamn mothershit in a rats ass stuffed full of crack are you?
VOICE
Well I'm.......
The phone has a dial tone before the voice tells Ronnie who he is. Ronnie picks up a fork on a table and throws it in the air and it lands right in Snipers chest.
RONNIE
Oh shit! Sorry boy.
13.INT.VAN GOGHS.10:00PM
SUPER FLY
Well look what the sorry cat dragged in tonight!
RONNIE
Shut up.
SUPER FLY
Do I sense a bit of hostility?
RONNIE
Yeah, my fucking dog has fifty bullets in his head! Oh, and a fork in his rib cage.
SUPER FLY
A fork? What sick bitch would do that?
RONNIE
I don't know? Hey I gotta take a piss order me some chicken wings will ya.
SUPER FLY
Yeah.
14.INT.BATHROOM.VAN GOGHS.10:05PM
Ronnie walks in and the bathroom is empty accept for one man in the stall. Ronnie pulls out his gun and puts a silencer on it and shoots the stall four times, the mans legs straighten out and blood starts to pour on the floor. Ronnie turns around and locks the door to the bathroom and then kicks open the stall. He sees a small Chinese man sitting with his pants down around his ankles.
RONNIE
Shit! Are you him?
MAN
Who is cough who? Why do you Americans do this?
RONNIE
Well I was born in Canada and......
MAN
What do you want my stall?
RONNIE
Did you kill my dog?
MAN
Maybe. I work.....
Shoots the man in the neck
RONNIE
You work for Bernard don't you!
MAN
No cough with blood coming out of his mouth Taco Bell.
The man dies and then tow blast from a gun blow off the lock on the door. The door swings open and there is a man in a Bill Clinton mask.
RONNIE
Late!
Bill cocks his rifle and a shell falls out and he shoots at Ronnie. Ronnie jumps out of the way and the bullet hits the man on the stall who is already dead. The bullet blows right through the mans head and his brains splatter against the wall. Ronnie pulls out his hand gun and pulls the trigger but it is jammed. Bill shoots and the bullet skins Ronnie and takes skin off the side of his chest. Ronnie drops his gun and holds the side of his chest and screams form the back round can be herd. Bill takes aim again and cocks the gun, suddenly a spray of blood comes out of Bills forehead. His eyes role back and when he drops to the ground SuperFly is standing behind him.
SUPER FLY
And that's for putting a fork in his dog!
RONNIE
You saved my fucking life! Who the hell would want to kill me? I mean who would do this? I am liked around town, well I think I am, it seems every fuck in this whole city wants me dead! Who is this guy?
SUPER FLY
Lets find out. Pulls off the mask Holy shit its that guy who works for Bernard! What the fuck are we gonna do? We have one of the biggest shits on our tails! What the hell are we gonna do? Hey lets go to like Canada, I herd the whole place is like cold and shit but we can get to it , in about five days. Why don't you shut the hell up, no you shut up, Canada it is then! We is on a plan tonight!
RONNIE
Hey who the fuck are you talking to?
SUPER FLY
What the hell do you mean who the fuck am I talking to?
RONNIE
I herd you, you where talking about some shit like going to Canada. I know what I herd.
SUPER FLY
Yah, we is gonna go over there to Canada for a few days and chill 'till all this shit with Bernard blows over. I think both of our asses are deep deep piles of holy shit..
RONNIE
Holy shit?
SUPER FLY
Uh huh, so we will march our asses up to the unforgiving north and home free we will be. Unless...........
RONNIE
Unless what?
SUPER FLY
Unless both of our slick asses go over and pay that fat fucker a visit. We'll show him why not to mess with us. Damn we got a mess here what's the plan?
RONNIE
Well we both gotta get this fucking body out of here before the god damn cops come. Let's get that old fuck in the stall into the trunk and worry about Billy here after.
15.INT.VANGOHSS.BAR.10:30PM
They both take a end of the old Chinese man and start to walk through the restaurant people start to stare and talk. One of the bouncers walks up to Super Fly and puts his hand on Super Fly's shoulder
BOUNCER
Hey pal, I think you should maybe wait till the cops get here.
SUPER FLY
What?
BOUNCER
I said maybe you should drop the fucking body and wait for the cops!
SUPER FLY
What the fuck do you think were dragging this dead gook out of here for? I aint waiting for no greasy, fat, doughnut dunking, motherfucking, swine tit sucking, piggy!
BOUNCER
I suggest you and your friend wait for the cops or I'm going to have to make you.
RONNIE
Blow the fuckers head off!
SUPER FLY
Shut up white boy! Now I have a plan here. You, mister tough shit step back and let me and my friend here come and go. Thus in conclusion you still may have, I repeat, still may have a scrotum left in one piece by the end of the night. Do I make myself clear?
BOUNCER
Then you leave me no choice you fucked up nigger!
The bouncer then jumps at Super Fly and punches him in the face. In reaction Super Fly pulls out his gun and attemps to shoot the bouncer. He shoots and the bullet cuts through the leg of the dead man him and Ronnie are holding on to. Ronnie lets go of the leg and Super Fly picks it up off the ground and holds it high in the air. Now in the background sirens can be herd. The Bouncer stands up and looks at Super Fly and Super Fly spits out blood. Super Fly then turns into a cartoon devil which towers over the bouncer. There are small devils dancing in the background and the loud sound of heavy metal music and a heart thumping rapidly in the background of sound can be herd.
16.CARTOON.SUPERFLY.DEVIL
SUPER (DEVIL) FLY
In slow slow motion
Mother Fucker!
The bouncer on the ground then looks at the towering devil who is holding a bleeding leg over his head. Super Fly is drooling blood and his eye's have the words FEAR ME running across them. The bouncer turns into a small kitten. Suddenly the cartoons turn back to real life and Super Fly is still towering over the bouncer. Super Fly takes a swing with the leg and hits the bouncer across the face and the bouncer spits out blood. Super Fly takes another swing with the leg and strikes the bouncer with an uppercut with the heel of the foot. The bouncer then tries to stand up and in his attempt he falls face first to the ground.
17.INT.VANGOHS.BAR.10:40PM
SUPER FLY
Never mess with a mother fucker!
RONNIE
Hearing the cops
Shit Super! Lets get moving the cops are here! Forget about the dead guys and lets jet outta here!
SUPER FLY
Yeah lets get the fuck out of this place!
Looks at the bar and all the liquor
I have an idea.
Super Fly walks over to the bar and picks up a bottle of vodka and opens it. He start to pour it all over the bar and then he shoots out the rest of the bottle with his gun. He then lights a cigar with a zippo and then takes a long drag of the cigar and throws into the puddles of liquor. The fire he was hoping for does not light. He then takes his lighter and throws it into the liqour and nothing happens.
RONNIE
Here this is how its done.
Pulls out a cigarette and lights it. Then takes a long drag and trows it in the air. Right before it lands in the liquor he shoots the cigarette in half and the bullet hits the floor and makes a large amount of sparks and the fire is now ignited and all the people are yelling and Ronnie and Super Fly start to shoot at free will. They then walk out the front door and there is a whole police force waiting. With their guns aimed at Super Fly and Ronnie the police chuck all the guns when the two stop and look at all the police. Super Fly first drops his gun.
18.EXT.STREET.10:50PM
RONNIE
What the fuck are you doing? If we surrender we'll be going to jail! Fuck!
SUPER FLY
There comes a time in all of our lives when we have to do what's right.
RONNIE
Yeah. And what is right, right here is to blow all the fucking cops heads off and jet, or die trying. Shit man I aint going to no jail. Not after we where there. We got out. But the hell with that. We, or I don't want to do it again. You here me?
SUPER FLY
Yeah I here you man. But we is going to die here if we even attempt this shit you are talking about! So what's the plan?
RONNIE
I'm gonna take you hostage.
SUPER FLY
The fuck you will. Let me take you hostage!
RONNIE
No way! It was my idea so let me be the big shot!
SUPER FLY
Never has a white boy taken a brother hostage. Okay lets do it!
Ronnie grabs Super Fly by the neck and holds a gun to his head. All the cops start to talk and the guns chuck again. A police chief walks to the front line and looks over the situation.
CHIEF BANKS
Okay, just let the guy go. We don't want any trouble. Just let him go!
RONNIE
Fuck you! Let me go and we won't have any problems.
SUPER FLY
Nice talking there. So see if we can get a car.
RONNIE
Okay, no we want an old GTO, black, leather, and a full tank of gas.
CHIEF BANKS
No way! We are not going to deal with you, so surrender or we will shoot.
SUPER FLY
Lets fuck their asses up!
Super Fly and Ronnie both pull out two guns each and start to shoot and move. The gun fire then dies down and they both run into the restaurant and hide behind the bar. The flames are now very large and roaring over the bar. Both of the two are sweating and coughing.
19.VANGOHS.BAR.10:55PM
SUPER FLY
Shit, we got to get the hell out of here soon or we are gonna die, so where is your car parked?
RONNIE
Around back. Lets get the hell out.
They get up and run through the bar and then in through the kitchen. When they get out of the building they are coughing and dying for air. A bullet then hits the wall a couple inches away from Ronnie's head and takes chips of concrete out of the wall. Super Fly looks up and spots a sniper on the top of a building and starts to shoot at him. A spray of sparks fly everywhere as all the bullets miss. The sniper takes another shot and hits Ronnie in the shoulder. Ronnie the drops and holds his shoulder to stop the bleeding. Then we see Super fly aim at the sniper and shoot and the camera follows the bullet through the air. The sniper catches sight of the bullet and stands in shock like a deer in headlights. The bullet hits the sniper in the crotch and through the back of him. The sniper drops his gun and puts two hands on the area in which he was hit. He starts to jump and whine like a little puss ass kid.
20.EXT.BACK OF VANGOHS.11:00PM
RONNIE
Observing the shot.
Shit man. Look at that bitch whine.
SUPER FLY
Right there, that is some grade A shit happening! Damn I make myself proud!
RONNIE
Okay, lets put him out of his misery.
SUPER FLY
What the fuck do you mean? Kill him?
RONNIE
Yeah, the guy is in some pain. Look at him.
They both look up at the sniper and he is jumping around the roof, whining, bitching, and even crying. The both look at each other and shake there heads no. And this is followed by laughter. Then a bit down the ally they see Ronnie's car. They run for the car and get in. Ronnie starts up the engine and an explosion from Van Gohs blows the back of the building off. The car ripps off through the ally and starts to go down downtown streets.
21.INT.RONNIES.CAR.11:07PM
RONNIE
We are the kings.
SUPER FLY
Me, myself, and fly. Damn you Super Fly
RONNIE
You know what that reminded me of.
SUPER FLY
The time in the bar in New York?
RONNIE
Shit man how did you know?
SUPER FLY
Well pretty much the exact same things happened. Go to get food. Get in a gun fight. Win. Fuck up a bouncer. Shoot out with the cops. Burn the place down. Get away.
RONNIE
You know what though. We didn't shoot no sniper in the cock. Man that guy must be in a shit load of pain. Think about having a bullet slice your scrotum in half.
SUPER FLY
Yeah, this is what the real bad asses do. We are the real bad asses.
RONNIE
Well you that we are free, is the hit still on?
SUPER FLY
Shit I think you and I could pull it off, but it is going to be hard, you know what I'm saying? Cause you see, we have a limited amount of power, yet Bernard has a whole mother fucking army of guys. So if we where going to do it, it would have to short, fast, and clean. We also should talk to Jimmy before we do any of this. We will be able to get some more fire power from him, and even if he is up for it we could get some information of Bernard's where about's. Thus in conclusion we need to get our asses in gear so we won't be hit ourselves.
RONNIE
Yeah, but you see that if we go in and even try to bust Bernard, he is going to have a mother fucking bomb ready to drop on our shit holes. Now to be able to get through the little gate to his house we are going to need a shit load of climbing gear. Also the hit will more than likely be done at night right?
SUPER FLY
Yeah, because we gotta get in without being seen.
RONNIE
Right, and also we would want this to look like a heart attack or something, not a mother fucking shooting. Now to do this we will need some real high tech equipment that I can maybe get.
SUPER FLY
From who?
RONNIE
Uh a guy I knew in high school. He goes by the name " Ducky" but this mother fucker is one bad shit pile. You mess with him he would more that likely pull a fucking laser from a ring he is wearing and cut you in half. The guy is like McGiver and Bond put together, times ten!
SUPER FLY
So can we find him?
RONNIE
I should be able to.
SUPER FLY
Where do you think Ducky will be?
RONNIE
In a pond.
SUPER FLY
Fuck you, now where?
RONNIE
A P. O. N. D a perfectly, ordinary, nonschulant, den. In other words a normal fucking home in a neighbourhood with nothing wrong whit it, you know the movie neighbourhoods.
SUPER FLY
So when do we contact him?
RONNIE
We could try now.
SUPER FLY
How?
RONNIE
Well you see, it's not as easy as it sounds. First we have to park the car, second we have to get out and third we should walk over to a phone both, the fourth look him up, fifth call the mother fucker.
SUPER FLY
Hey, don't be like that. Starting to sound like a guy I know. And just to let you know, I want to blow his fucking head off.
RONNIE
Sorry.
SUPER FLY
That's okay, just never mess with a brother.
RONNIE
A rule to live by?
SUPER FLY
If you don't, well lets just say you will define the word fucked.
RONNIE
I understand now.
SUPER FLY
So let's do this, hear me out, listen.
RONNIE
I didn't say a thing.
SUPER FLY
Okay, listen.....
RONNIE
But...
SUPER FLY
What...
RONNIE
Nothing, keep talking.
SUPER FLY
I forget what I was going to say.
RONNIE
So now what?
SUPER FLY
I don't know?
They both look at eachother and say nothing. They then stare straight ahead and say nothing. Ronnie keeps hi eye on the road and Super Fly plays with the radio. The car suddenly starts to slow down and then comes to a complete halt. Ronnie looks at the fule gage and it shows the needle on the E.
RONNIE
Shit out of gas.
SUPER FLY
Really?
They both get out of the car and walk t the front of the car. Ronnie gives the tire a kick.
22.EXT.ROADSIDE.11:30PM
SUPER FLY
So where are we?
RONNIE
Damned if I know. I wasn't even looking to see where I was going, just talked to you.
SUPER FLY
So it's my fault?
RONNIE
Did I say that?
SUPER FLY
Alright then. It appears that we are out in the country and we should start to walk to the closest house or farm. Let's get going.
RONNIE
I'll wait here. I have some thinking to do.
SUPER FLY
Alright, but watch your back. And if I am not back in a few hours come searching okay.
RONNIE
Yeah.
Super Fly starts to walk down the road side, while Ronnie climbs up the car and lays on the roof of the car.
23.EXT.ROADSIDE.CAR ROOF.NIGHT
Ronnie climbs up on the car roof and lays on his back. The view is a clear night sky. He then puts his hands behind his head and let's out a sigh. He start to hum to himself and after a while he starts to sing what he was humming.
RONNIE
Singing
You and me are the ones. We will be together forever in the night all alone I think of you. Lady at wimpy's. Lady at Wimpy's, oh yeah. I think of you everyday in my thoughts and you and me will be, something......
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BLACK TITLE CARD: "HICKS ARE WEIRD"
24.EXT.ROADSIDE.NIGHT
Super Fly is walking down the side of the road talking and mumbling to himself. He then spots a car on the road side up ahead and runs up to it. The windows are all fogged up and Super Fly bangs on the drivers side window. The window rolls down and a real large white man is revealed. He is wearing a John Deere hat, overalls, and a plad flannel shirt underneath. He is much larger than Super Fly. Super Fly is somewhat nervous but he does not show it. The man talks with a very southern accent.
RED
Hello there stranger. I'm called Red. Who are you?
SUPER FLY
I am Super Fly. Me and my pal are having some car trouble down the road a bit maybe you could help?
RED
I dunno? I think I need some more sleep but what the hell. So what's wrong?
SUPER FLY
Were out of gas.
RED
Well I got a big tank in the trunk.
SUPER FLY
Well great. Just follow me and I bring you to the car.
RED
Hey, why don't you hop in? I'll save you from walking.
SUPER FLY
Sure.
25.INT.REDS.CAR.NIGHT
Super Fly walks over to the passengers side of the car and opens the door. He gets in and notices a dead carcass of a deer in the back seat. It has a windshield around it's neck and a bullet between the eyes. Super Fly look's over at Red and sees a shiny gun on his lap. Super Fly grabs hold of his gun in his jacket, but he does not show it to Red. The car starts up and they move at a slow speed down the shoulder of the road.
SUPER FLY
Nice set of wheels you got.
The sound of a zipper is herd. Super Fly looks at Red and his hand is in his pants exploring the "Great Unknowns" . His hand then reaches over towards Super Fly and in an attempt to touch him in a "NO" area.
SUPER FLY
Pulling out his gun and pointing it at Reds head.
What the fuck do you think your doing?
RED
Pulls out his gun.
Just trying to be a pal.
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26.EXT.ROADSIDE.REDS/CAR.NIGHT.
We now see Super Fly beating the living shit out of a what appears to be a dead redneck. The blood still pours from Reds face and ears. Super Fly is very mad.
SUPER FLY
The fuck you ever pull anything like that again!
RED
Aww, cough please?
SUPER FLY
Kicking Red in the ribs
No way motherfucker! Not me!
After moments of kicking we hear Red let out a groan and what appears to be his last breath of air.
SUPER FLY
God, you was one fucked up mother fucker! You ass is lucky I didn't kill you. Right?
Red gives no response
SUPER FLY
Well am I right?
Nothing
Answer me bitch!
Nothing
The fuck with you! Can't pull that shit on me!
Super Fly checks for a pulse and we see his eyes bludge out.
Shit.
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27.ROADSIDE.INSIDE/REDS.CAR:NIGHT.
SUPER FLY
Lets get this bad boy on the road! Here I come ronnie!!!