To be online at all possible times

To answer all email from people I know. 

To boldly Surf, Click, Check, Search, Chat,  :o), BRB, LOL, ROFL, and any others,  like nobody has done before.

I will be pleasant and kind to all Addicts and anyone else I may meet during my travels on the Web.

I will remember all screen names, UINs,  logins and passwords as I would my own parents names. 

I am addicted and vow to complete my quest to find out  who the heck General Fault is and why he is in my damn Computer.

From the IAA Home Page...Author Unknown