Scully: Well... I just can't decide who lights my fire."

"Three of a Kind" (May 1999)

BYERS: You don't believe that the C.I.A, threatened by a loss of power and funding, because of the end of the cold war, wouldn't dream of having the old enemy back?
SCULLY: I think, you give the government too much credit. I mean, the government can't control the deficit or manage crime. What makes you think they could plan and execute such an elaborate conspiracy?
FROHIKE: She is hot!
MULDER: Settle down, Frohike.

SCULLY: Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how they could think that they say is even remotely plausible.
MULDER: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.
-June 1999

David Duchovny: If [Mulder and Scully] slept together, the show would turn into thirtysomething. No one wants to hear us whining about picking up the kids and then suddenly say, 'You know what, honey? There are some genetic mutants I've noticed down the street. Let's go get 'em.' "
-July 1999

Guest Actor: Did you know that the Chinese art of sucking your balls up into your ass...
Gillian: (big ol' laugh)
David: I'm doing it as we speak.
-August 1999
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