SKINNER: Use your head, Scully. It'll save your ass.
SCULLY: Save your own ass, sir. You'll save your head along with it.
--Triangle, Season 6
JOANNE FLETCHER: Morris, if you don't like the man you've become I don't blame you one bit. But this flight from reality isn't the answer. Accept who you are. However repulsive that may be.
--Dreamland II, Season 6
MAURICE (the ghost): You kindly think of yourself as single-minded but you're prone to obsessive compulsiveness workaholism, antisocialism... Fertile fields for the descent into total wacko breakdown.
MULDER: I don't think that pegs me exactly.
MAURICE: Oh, really? Waving a gun around my house? Huh? Raving like a lunatic about some imaginary brick wall?
--How the Ghosts Stole Christmas, Season 6
MAURICE: Most people would rather stick their fingers in a wall socket than spend a minute with you.
MULDER: All right, now just, uh... Just back off for a second...
--How the Ghosts Stole Christmas, Season 6
MULDER: You are afraid to tell the truth.
SCULLY: Excuse me?
MULDER: That's not the way it happened at all. I mean, what are
you afraid of? That if you tell it the way it really happened, that
you'll look like an idiot, like me?
--Bad Blood, Season 5
SCULLY: If there's a point, Mulder, please feel free to come to it.
--Bad Blood, Season 5
SCULLY: What do you mean you want me to do another autopsy? And why do I have to do it right now?
I just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy, all for you. I do it all
for you, Mulder. You know, I haven't eaten since 6 o'clock this morning,
and all that was, was a half a cream cheese bagel, and it wasn't even
real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese. And now you want me
to run off and do another autopsy?
--Bad Blood, Season 5
MULDER: (on phone) What else can I say? I-I got as much to
lose here as you do. They catch you, you’ll flip me. Look, I believe
in your ideals and your goals but the only reason I tolerate your
methods is because the government’s are worse.
HALEY: (on phone) Wow. What a ringing endorsement.
--The Pine Bluff Variant, Season 5
MULDER: (to AGENT SPENDER) Who do you work for? You work for him -- You and
Old Smokey --- Is that who put this together? You’re going down
for this, Spender! I’m going to see you prosecuted for murder!
You watch me! Watch it happen! Your days are numbered!
SPENDER: You’re wrong, Agent Mulder.
It’s your days that are numbered.
--The End, Season 5
GIBSON: I don’t mind it here. They get all the good TV shows.
Where I live, in the Philippines all we get is Baywatch.
MULDER: What’s wrong with Baywatch?
GIBSON: You’ve got a dirty mind.
--The End, Season 5
MULDER: (to SPENDER) You’re insulting me when you should be taking notes.
Somehow, you got the big assignment but just because you’re
wearing the suit doesn’t mean it fits. You’re lucky you’re not busy
defusing an international incident, kissing some serious Russian
ass and sending a whole lot of agents barking down a whole lot of
bad leads. Now, the kid is the key to this and the shooter knows why.
Excuse me.
--The End, Season 5
DIANA FOWLEY: I sense you could have used an ally, though – someone
who thinks like you, with some background.
MULDER: Oh, you mean Scully?
DIANA: She’s not what I would call an open mind on the subject.
--The End, Season 5
MULDER: (to an OFFICER) Animals that aren't supposed to exist like Sasquatch and
the Ogopogo and the Abominable Snowman and --
SCULLY: (interrupting) Don't mind him. He'll go on forever.
--Alpha, Season 6
MULDER: Stay there, Mrs. Suarez. We're going to make sure your
baby makes it safely into the world.
ANGELA: Well, thank you, but I'm not
in labor. And my name is not Suarez. It's Villareal. He tells people
I'm his wife. Like he's so macho.
--Agua Mala, Season 6
PATRICK CRUMP: You know, what kind of name is Mulder, anyway?
What is that, like... like, Jewish?
MULDER: Excuse me?
CRUMP: Jewish... It is, right?
MULDER: It's Mr. Mulder to you, you peanut-picking bastard.
Now, Mr. Crump what can you tell me about what's happening to you?
--Drive, Season 6
