The Twelve Days of Xmas
(as composed by one satisfied MulderClone Owner)

On the first day of Xmas, my MulderClone gave to me,
The key to the whole conspiracy!

On the second day of Xmas, my MulderClone gave to me,
Two weeks in Aspen,
And the key to the whole conspiracy!!

On the third day of Xmas, my MulderClone gave to me,
Three pounds of Godiva chocolates, Two weeks in Aspen,
And the key to the whole conspiracy!!

On the fourth day of Xmas, my MulderClone gave to me,
Four foot massages, Three pounds of Godiva chocolates, Two weeks in Aspen,
And the key to the whole conspiracy!

On the fifth day of Xmas, my MulderClone gave to me,
Five gold (jewel encrusted and very highly appraised) rings!
Four foot massages, Three pounds of Godiva chocolates, Two weeks in Aspen,
And the key to the whole conspiracy!!

On the sixth day of Xmas, my MulderClone gave to me,
Six silver trinkets,
Five gold (jewel encrusted and very highly appraised) rings!
Four foot massages, Three pounds of Godiva chocolates, Two weeks in Aspen,
And the key to the whole conspiracy!!

On the seventh day of Xmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven stunning sapphires, Six silver trinkets,
Five gold (jewel encrusted and very highly appraised) rings!
Four foot massages, Three pounds of Godiva chocolates, Two weeks in Aspen,
And the key to the whole conspiracy!!

On the eighth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight elegant evening gowns, Seven stunning sapphires, Six silver trinkets,
Five gold (jewel encrusted and very highly appraised) rings!
Four foot massages, Three pounds of Godiva chocolates, Two weeks in Aspen,
And the key to the whole conspiracy!!

On the ninth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine nifty Knicks shirts, Eight elegant evening gowns, Seven stunning sapphires, Six silver trinkets,
Five gold (jewel encrusted and very highly appraised) rings!
Four foot massages, Three pounds of Godiva chocolates, Two weeks in Aspen,
And the key to the whole conspiracy!!

On the tenth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten tiny implants, Nine nifty Knicks shirts, Eight elegant evening gowns, Seven stunning sapphires, Six silver trinkets,
Five gold (jewel encrusted and very highly appraised) rings!
Four foot massages, Three pounds of Godiva chocolates, Two weeks in Aspen,
And the key to the whole conspiracy!!

On the eleventh day of Xmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven erotic evenings, Ten tiny implants, Nine nifty Knicks shirts, Eight elegant evening gowns, Seven stunning sapphires, Six silver trinkets,
Five gold (jewel encrusted and very highly appraised) rings!
Four foot massages, Three pounds of Godiva chocolates, Two weeks in Aspen, And the key to the whole conspiracy!!

On the twelfth day of Xmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve tender touches, Eleven erotic evenings, Ten terrific tongue things,
Nine nifty Knicks shirts, Eight elegant evening gowns, Seven stunning sapphires,
Six silver trinkets,
Five gold (jewel encrusted and very highly appraised) rings!
Four foot massages,
Three pounds of Godiva chocolates,
Two weeks in Aspen,
And the key to the whole conspiracy!!

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