Mutated, Complicated Oilien

Ruthless, relentless, single minded in its desire for world domination,
and great at parties. A hit with cavemen and Fibbies alike!

1. Combine 2 cups of white (PVA) glue, 1/4 tsp* black PASTE food coloring, and 1 1/2 c. warmish water. Stir thoroughly.

2. In another bowl, mix 1/3 c water and 2 tsp. powdered Borax (you can find Borax where you find laundry detergent)  

3. Pour the Borax mixture into the glue mixture and stir. The mixutre will congeal into Oilien lumps, similar to those found in Tunguska and diplomatic pouches. Remove these to a saftey containment field, or a resealable plastic bag, whichever you have handy.  

4. Mix ANOTHER 1/3 c water and 1 tsp. Borax and repeat steps 1 - 3. Continue until the glue mixture is gone.

• You can squeeze it, roll it, cut it with scissors, drop it down a central Alberta oil well, or use it to lubricate your vintage-if-waterlogged WWII era aircraft

• Be sure to seal the containment field, or plastic bag, tightly when you are putting your oilien away or it will slither away, cover your floor, and attempt, yet again, to take over the world.

Simple Yet Effective Oilien

This little guy is less complicated to prepare,
but will still gross you out as it slithers between your fingers
and tries to take over your mind!
The perfect party favour for Marita or Krycek, or,
come to think of it, That Fowley Woman.

Ingredients:
1 cup cornstarch
a small amount of water
miniscule amounts of balck paste food colouring 

Add water VERY slowly to cornstarch, stirring constantly to thoroughly
 combine.  The mixture should be hard and difficult to stir. 
But don't be deceived!  Pick it up and watch as it oozes!

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