Traditional
Xmas Cookery Grandma would just faint. . . |
Chocolate Tofu Ice Cream Make up a big batch of this, see how it tastes, then compare it to the air in Mulder's mouth. Go on; he won't mind. . |
2lbs. soft tofu Blend in a blender, in four equal parts until smooth and creamy; Freeze in a home, hand operated or electric ice cream maker and serve. Makes 10 cups. (that should be
plenty) |
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Wild Mushroom
Pizza Q:Why does Mr. Mushroom get invited to all the best Muldermas
parties? And you can just bet that after all the fun Mr. Mushroom's relative caused in Field Trip, a dish like this will be high on the list of M&S favourites. Or not. |
1
medium-size red bell pepper
1 medium-size green bell pepper 1 tablespoon olive oil 1/2 pound assorted wild mushrooms (such as oyster, crimini, morel and stemmed shiitake), sliced 1 1/2 teaspoons chopped fresh rosemary 1 10-ounce purchased fully baked thin pizza crust 1 cup shredded Fontina cheese 1/2 cup thinly sliced red onion Char bell peppers over gas flame or in broiler
until blackened on all sides. Enclose in paper bag; let stand 10
minutes. Peel, seed and thinly slice peppers. Serves 4-6 |
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Kung
Pao Chicken Nothing like this. . but doesn't it look tasty? Sure, you can pay a small fortune to have some would-be stalker and/or potential assassin bring this right to your door, origami-inspired cardboard carton and all, but why not live a little? Invite your favourite skeptic/partner/love interest over, rent an appropriate video, whip it up a wokful of this stuff, and see how the evening progresses? What have you got to lose, hmm? |
1) Dust chicken breast with cornstarch and massage in egg white. (yes, it says *massage* and no, I don't know why. . but it sounds. . good . doesn't it???) 2) Mix sauce ingredients. 3) Heat oil in wok and stir-fry peanuts briefly. Remove from pan. 4) Stir-fry chicken about two minutes. Remove from pan. 5) Pour in red pepper, garlic and ginger. Fry until peppers begin to change color. 6) Add peapods, mushrooms, bamboo shoots, chicken and sauce. Stir and cook 1 minute. Add peanuts, toss and serve. |
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