Oxymoron Taglines

"A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron
"Black racist" is an oxymoron.
"Comics" and "Investment" is an oxymoron.
"Common sense" is an oxymoron.
"Conventional wisdom" is an oxymoron.
"DSZ DOCUMENTATION" Is An Oxymoron
"Fair Fight" is an Oxymoron
"Good Monday" is an oxymoron.
"Good morning" - The ultimate oxymoron
"Good morning" is an oxymoron.
"Hayes Smartmodem" - conflict of terms or an oxymoron?
"Investment in comics" is an oxymoron.
"Oxymoron" -- a stupid zit.
"Oxymoron":  A really, really, dumb baby ox!
"Politically Correct" the perfect oxymoron!
"Progressive Conservative" is an oxymoron.
"Rap music," yet another oxymoron.
"To demolish ruins is an oxymoron, I believe." - Selma
'DSZ DOCUMENTATION' Is An Oxymoron
'nonworking mom' is an oxymoron
A large oxymoron: Bad Sex
A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron
A Peacemaker Missile is an oxymoron.
A riskless democracy is an oxymoron.
An "innocent virus"? Serious oxymoron, wouldn't yo
An Oxymoron?  An individual Borg! - Noel Gamboa.
Anyone got any good oxymorons like "Jumbo Shrimp"
ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
Civil War. There's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
Classic oxymoron:  Common sense.
Classic Oxymoron:  Conventional Wisdom
Classic Oxymoron:  Definite possibility
Classic Oxymoron:  My Humble Opinion
Classic Oxymoron:  Valueless Educatiuon
Classic oxymoron: Common sense.
Comics and Investment are oxymorons.
Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron.
Death benefits = oxymoron.
Dry Ice: A Carbon DiOxymoron -- [ouch! :-)]
DSZ DOCUMENTATION Is An Oxymoron
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Fair Fight is an Oxymoron
Feminizt logic -- the original oxymoron.
Good morning - The ultimate oxymoron.
Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON!
Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all.
Gun Control..Brady bill...an Oxymoron!
Homo sapiens. The greatest oxymoron ever!
Human Intelligence - The greatest oxymoron ever!
I ask: Isn't "dumb blond" an oxymoron?
I thought an oxymoron was a dumb guy riding a bull!
includes a large selection "You may be a redneck..." taglines, oxymoron
Isn't 'Dumb Blonde' a peroxymoron?
Isn't that an oxymoron in itself?
Jumbo shrimp = oxymoron.
Megadeth: Rock group apparently ignorant of the term "oxymoron."
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !!
Military Intelligence:  The ultimate oxymoron.
Military Oxymoron II: Military Intelligence
new oxymoron: final beta
New Oxymoron: The Best of Rush Limbaugh!
Oxyidiot 1.0, Oxyimbecile 2.0, Oxymoron 3.0, Oxygenius real soon now.
Oxymoron #115: Speeding Yugo.
Oxymoron #12, Army Intelligence
Oxymoron #194: IBM Software
Oxymoron #219:  Political Correctness
Oxymoron #329: Constant change.
Oxymoron #342: Windows accelerator
Oxymoron #40:  Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron #486: Veteran Kamikaze pilot.
Oxymoron #537: "Windows power user"
Oxymoron #62:  Gourmet pizza
Oxymoron #71: A Ferengi dentist.
Oxymoron #86: Jumbo Shrimp.
Oxymoron - Definite possibility
Oxymoron - Government Worker
Oxymoron - Hot Water Heater
Oxymoron - Military Intelligence
Oxymoron - Rap Tune
Oxymoron -- a stupid zit.
OXYMORON : A lighter Dark Beer
OXYMORON : Christian Science
OXYMORON : Creation science
OXYMORON : Justifiably paranoid
OXYMORON : Nonalcoholic beer
OXYMORON : Rap music
OXYMORON : Real numbers
OXYMORON : Reliable network
OXYMORON : Turned up missing
Oxymoron = Long Island Expressway ...
Oxymoron = Social Security
Oxymoron du jour: Liberal Scholar.
Oxymoron of the day: Covert Assault
oxymoron of war:  acceptable losses
Oxymoron:  Open-minded liberal.
Oxymoron:  One who has used too much acne goo...
Oxymoron:  "... runs under Windows"
Oxymoron:  "Cash Surplus"
OXYMORON:  "Live" from Death Row
OXYMORON:  "Peacekeeper" missile
Oxymoron:  "President Clinton."
Oxymoron:  "runs under Windows."
Oxymoron:  "tech support"
Oxymoron:  "The honor of the French."
OXYMORON:  30-day mini-jumbo CD
Oxymoron:  6502-based computer.
Oxymoron:  A Catholic WASP
Oxymoron:  A compassionate Republican.
Oxymoron:  A Ferengi dentist.
Oxymoron:  A fiscally prudent Democrat.
Oxymoron:  A frugal Democrat.
Oxymoron:  A frugal Republican.
Oxymoron:  A good politician.
Oxymoron:  A honest Republican.
OXYMORON:  A just war
OXYMORON:  A lighter Dark Beer
Oxymoron:  A really, really, dumb baby ox!
Oxymoron:  A thinking liberal.
Oxymoron:  A truthful democrat.
Oxymoron:  A truthful politician.
Oxymoron:  A truthful Republican.
Oxymoron:  A wise democrat.
Oxymoron:  acceptable losses
Oxymoron:  Accidentally on Purpose.
Oxymoron:  Aching Joys.
Oxymoron:  acne cream for a geek
Oxymoron:  Act natural.
Oxymoron:  activity break
Oxymoron:  Adequate security.
OXYMORON:  Adult children
Oxymoron:  Advanced BASIC
OXYMORON:  Affordable luxury home
OXYMORON:  Air traffic control
OXYMORON:  Airline cuisine
Oxymoron:  airline food
OXYMORON:  Airport security
Oxymoron:  almost always
Oxymoron:  Almost Candid.
Oxymoron:  almost safe
Oxymoron:  Almost Suddenly.
Oxymoron:  Almost Totally.
Oxymoron:  alone together
OXYMORON:  American culture
Oxymoron:  American English.
Oxymoron:  Amiga friend
Oxymoron:  Amtrack Schedule.
Oxymoron:  Amtrak schedule
Oxymoron:  An honest democrat.
Oxymoron:  An honest politician.
Oxymoron:  an idiot with acne
Oxymoron:  anarchy rules
oxymoron:  apartment complex
Oxymoron:  apparent contradiction
Oxymoron:  Apple tech support.
Oxymoron:  Army Intelligence
Oxymoron:  Arrogant Humility.
Oxymoron:  Artificial intelligence
Oxymoron:  artificial snow
OXYMORON:  At your convenience
Oxymoron:  Atari Marketing
oxymoron:  athletic scholarships
Oxymoron:  ATM Teller Machine
Oxymoron:  authentic replica
OXYMORON:  Authentic reproduction
Oxymoron:  awful nice
OXYMORON:  Awfully good
Oxymoron:  baby grand
OXYMORON:  Bad health
Oxymoron:  bad sex
Oxymoron:  balanced insanity
OXYMORON:  Benign (military) occupation
OXYMORON:  Bittersweet
Oxymoron:  black light
Oxymoron:  Black-Body Radiation.
OXYMORON:  Blameless culprit
OXYMORON:  Bob Hope Special
OXYMORON:  Boneless ribs
Oxymoron:  Bosnian Cease-Fire
Oxymoron:  brave politician
OXYMORON:  Brief (after-dinner) speech
Oxymoron:  Brotherly Love.
Oxymoron:  Budget Resolution
Oxymoron:  Bug free code.
Oxymoron:  Buggy virus
OXYMORON:  Bureaucratic efficiency
OXYMORON:  Business diplomacy
OXYMORON:  Business entertaining
Oxymoron:  business ethics
OXYMORON:  California champagne
OXYMORON:  Can I ask you a question?
Oxymoron:  capital punishment
OXYMORON:  Cardinal sin
OXYMORON:  Cash Surplus
Oxymoron:  cheap junk
oxymoron:  Cherokee pioneer
OXYMORON:  Cherry tart
Oxymoron:  chicken fingers
OXYMORON:  Christian militia
OXYMORON:  Christian Science
Oxymoron:  Civil Engineer
OXYMORON:  Civil war
OXYMORON:  Civilized divorce
Oxymoron:  classic new homes
OXYMORON:  Classic rock
OXYMORON:  Classified advertising
Oxymoron:  clean dirt
Oxymoron:  Clean hack.
Oxymoron:  Clean Landfill.
Oxymoron:  Clear As Mud
Oxymoron:  clearly confused
oxymoron:  clearly misunderstood
Oxymoron:  Clinton Cares.
Oxymoron:  Clinton Economics
Oxymoron:  close-minded liberal
oxymoron:  cold fire
OXYMORON:  Cold sweat
OXYMORON:  College Education
Oxymoron:  common sense
Oxymoron:  compassionate Republican
Oxymoron:  completely unfinished
Oxymoron:  Computer Jock
Oxymoron:  Computer science.
Oxymoron:  computer security
OXYMORON:  Congressional action
Oxymoron:  congressional ethics
OXYMORON:  Congressional leadership
Oxymoron:  constant change
OXYMORON:  Constant variable
OXYMORON:  Controlled growth
Oxymoron:  Conventional Wisdom
OXYMORON:  Countable infinity
OXYMORON:  Country club prison
OXYMORON:  Crash landing
Oxymoron:  Creation Science
oxymoron:  criminal justice
oxymoron:  criminal lawyer
oxymoron:  death benefits
Oxymoron:  debugged program
oxymoron:  decaffeinated coffee
OXYMORON:  Decaffeinated expresso
Oxymoron:  decisive liberal
OXYMORON:  Defensive touchdown
OXYMORON:  Definite maybe
Oxymoron:  Definite Posability.
Oxymoron:  definite possibility
OXYMORON:  Deliberately thoughtless
Oxymoron:  delicious fat-free
OXYMORON:  Diet desert
OXYMORON:  Disgustingly good
Oxymoron:  divorce court
oxymoron:  Dodge Ram
OXYMORON:  Down elevator
Oxymoron:  down escalator
Oxymoron:  Dream Reality
Oxymoron:  dry heaves
oxymoron:  dry ice
OXYMORON:  Dry vermouth
Oxymoron:  dry wine
Oxymoron:  DSZ documentation
Oxymoron:  dull point
oxymoron:  dull shine
OXYMORON:  Dumb Blonde (no, that's redundant)
OXYMORON:  Dumb Graduate of Oxford.
Oxymoron:  dumb student at Oxford
OXYMORON:  Dupicate original
Oxymoron:  Dwarf Mammoths!!!
OXYMORON:  Easy-open cap
OXYMORON:  Economy car
OXYMORON:  Economy in government (OPM)
OXYMORON:  Educational television
Oxymoron:  educational TV
oxymoron:  elementary calculus
Oxymoron:  English chef
Oxymoron:  enough hard drive space
OXYMORON:  Enriched white flour
Oxymoron:  Escort GT.
Oxymoron:  evaporated milk
oxymoron:  even odds
Oxymoron:  exact estimate
OXYMORON:  Exit interview
Oxymoron:  expert business system.
Oxymoron:  Express Mail from the Post Office.
OXYMORON:  Extensive briefing
OXYMORON:  Factual inaccuracies
Oxymoron:  Fair DM.
Oxymoron:  Fair Fight
OXYMORON:  Family vacation
Oxymoron:  Fast BASIC.
Oxymoron:  fast idle
Oxymoron:  fast Windows
Oxymoron:  faulty logic
oxymoron:  federal assistance
Oxymoron:  female logic
Oxymoron:  Ferengi Dentist
Oxymoron:  Ferengi Generosity
Oxymoron:  final beta
Oxymoron:  final version
oxymoron:  finished buildings
Oxymoron:  firewater
oxymoron:  first annual
Oxymoron:  fish farm
oxymoron:  flexible freeze
OXYMORON:  Folksong writer
OXYMORON:  Foolish wisdom
Oxymoron:  For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10
Oxymoron:  Forth programming language.
Oxymoron:  foxy chick
OXYMORON:  Free agent
Oxymoron:  Free health care.
Oxymoron:  free love
OXYMORON:  Free lunch
Oxymoron:  free with purchase
oxymoron:  freezer burn
Oxymoron:  French courtesy
OXYMORON:  Fresh exhaust
OXYMORON:  Fresh frozen
oxymoron:  friendly fire
OXYMORON:  Friendly takeover
Oxymoron:  Frugal Liberal.
Oxymoron:  fun run
oxymoron:  functionally illiterate
Oxymoron:  gay biggot
Oxymoron:  gay bigot
OXYMORON:  Gentleman pirates
Oxymoron:  genuine copy of a fake Dior
OXYMORON:  Genuine fake
Oxymoron:  good government
oxymoron:  good grief
Oxymoron:  Good Morning
Oxymoron:  gourmet pizza
OXYMORON:  Gourmet Tex-Mex
OXYMORON:  Government budget
OXYMORON:  Government planning
Oxymoron:  Government Services
OXYMORON:  Government worker
Oxymoron:  Great Depression
OXYMORON:  Ground floor
OXYMORON:  Growth recession
Oxymoron:  Guest Host
Oxymoron:  guilty scapegoats
Oxymoron:  Gun Control.
Oxymoron:  half dead
Oxymoron:  Half-Democracies.
Oxymoron:  Half-word.
Oxymoron:  halfway around
OXYMORON:  Happily married
Oxymoron:  happy birthday
Oxymoron:  happy medium
OXYMORON:  Happy Yom Kipur
OXYMORON:  Hard water
Oxymoron:  hard-wired
Oxymoron:  Harvard-educated
Oxymoron:  healthy tan
Oxymoron:  high negative image
Oxymoron:  high negative ratings
Oxymoron:  High Negative.
OXYMORON:  high school education
Oxymoron:  high-level depression
Oxymoron:  highly visible covert operation
Oxymoron:  hilarious funerals
Oxymoron:  Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings.
OXYMORON:  Historical truth
OXYMORON:  Hollywood history
OXYMORON:  Holy war
OXYMORON:  Home office
Oxymoron:  Honest Convict.
Oxymoron:  Honest Crook!
Oxymoron:  Honest Government.
Oxymoron:  honest politician
oxymoron:  hopelessly optimistic
Oxymoron:  horribly decent
Oxymoron:  hot chili
Oxymoron:  hot ice
Oxymoron:  hot water heater
oxymoron:  House Ethics Committee
Oxymoron:  Hubble's constant
Oxymoron:  human dignity
Oxymoron:  Humane Society
Oxymoron:  humble arrogance
Oxymoron:  Humor Moderator
Oxymoron:  I read part of it all the way through
Oxymoron:  IBM compatible.
Oxymoron:  icy hot
OXYMORON:  Idiot savant
Oxymoron:  ill health
Oxymoron:  imitation margarine
OXYMORON:  Important game
Oxymoron:  important trivia
Oxymoron:  impossible possibility
Oxymoron:  improbable disaster
Oxymoron:  independent counsel
Oxymoron:  independent dog
Oxymoron:  indifferently attentive
OXYMORON:  Industrial park
Oxymoron:  inferred petty corruption
Oxymoron:  infinite loop
Oxymoron:  Infinite number.
Oxymoron:  initial resignation
Oxymoron:  initial retirement
Oxymoron:  insincere vow
Oxymoron:  intelligence oversight board
Oxymoron:  intelligent fight
Oxymoron:  intelligent presidential debate
Oxymoron:  intense apathy
Oxymoron:  intense disinterest
Oxymoron:  interactive soliloquy
Oxymoron:  Interesting Canadian Politics.
Oxymoron:  internal exile
Oxymoron:  internal front
OXYMORON:  Internal Revenue Service
OXYMORON:  Intimate violence
Oxymoron:  irate patient
Oxymoron:  Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron:  irregularly scheduled
Oxymoron:  Italian egg rolls
OXYMORON:  Jews for Jesus
Oxymoron:  Jocular Murder Trials.
OXYMORON:  Journalistic Integrity
OXYMORON:  Journalistic sensitivity
Oxymoron:  jumbo shrimp
oxymoron:  junk food
Oxymoron:  justifiable homicide
Oxymoron:  justifiably paranoid
Oxymoron:  K-mart quality
Oxymoron:  Kind Moderator
Oxymoron:  Klingon diplomacy
Oxymoron:  Kosher for Yom Kippur.
OXYMORON:  Kosher pork
Oxymoron:  lack light
Oxymoron:  lady mud wrestler
Oxymoron:  large-scale mini-computers
Oxymoron:  Largest Minority Group -New York City administration
Oxymoron:  Last First.
Oxymoron:  last initial
oxymoron:  lead crystal
OXYMORON:  Least favorite
OXYMORON:  Legal brief
Oxymoron:  legal ethics
Oxymoron:  legal thought
Oxymoron:  legitimate conspiracy
OXYMORON:  Leisure industry
Oxymoron:  leisure suit
Oxymoron:  lesser evil
Oxymoron:  lethal aid
Oxymoron:  Liberal Fundamentalists.
Oxymoron:  Liberal Kansas.
Oxymoron:  Liberal Logic.
Oxymoron:  liberal Republican
Oxymoron:  Liberal Scholar.
OXYMORON:  Liberal Southerner
Oxymoron:  Liberal, Kansas
Oxymoron:  lieutenant colonel
Oxymoron:  life insurance
oxymoron:  light heavyweight
Oxymoron:  limited immunity
Oxymoron:  limited time
OXYMORON:  Linear curve
OXYMORON:  Liquid gas
Oxymoron:  liquid paper
Oxymoron:  liquid smoke
Oxymoron:  little deceptive
Oxymoron:  little hope
Oxymoron:  little misleading
OXYMORON:  Live Dead
Oxymoron:  live recording
oxymoron:  live television
Oxymoron:  local network
Oxymoron:  logical design
Oxymoron:  Long Island Expressway
Oxymoron:  long recess
Oxymoron:  loose gridlock
Oxymoron:  loose tights
Oxymoron:  loosely organized
Oxymoron:  lost finding
Oxymoron:  loving hate
Oxymoron:  low positive image
Oxymoron:  low-profile public approach
Oxymoron:  loyal opposition
Oxymoron:  luxury bus
Oxymoron:  mail service
Oxymoron:  major general
Oxymoron:  male logic
Oxymoron:  man child
Oxymoron:  management science
Oxymoron:  mandatory option
Oxymoron:  Manson family values
Oxymoron:  marijuana initiative
oxymoron:  marital bliss
Oxymoron:  marketing research
Oxymoron:  masculine logic
OXYMORON:  McDonald's food
Oxymoron:  Meaning stupid Ox.
Oxymoron:  meaningful dialogue
Oxymoron:  measured meter
Oxymoron:  meatloaf surprise
Oxymoron:  micro-mainframe
Oxymoron:  Microsoft Works
Oxymoron:  Middle East Peace
Oxymoron:  Mighty Mouse
OXYMORON:  Mild interest
Oxymoron:  mildly psychotic
Oxymoron:  Militant Feminist
Oxymoron:  military accountability
Oxymoron:  military etiquette
Oxymoron:  Military Intelligence
Oxymoron:  Military Justice.
Oxymoron:  military propriety
Oxymoron:  military salvation
OXYMORON:  Military security
Oxymoron:  military thought
Oxymoron:  mini-firestorm
Oxymoron:  minor disaster
Oxymoron:  minor greatness
Oxymoron:  minor issue
OXYMORON:  Minor miracle
Oxymoron:  minor moment
Oxymoron:  minor peccadillo
Oxymoron:  mismatch
Oxymoron:  Mobil station
Oxymoron:  mobile home
OXYMORON:  Model prisoner
Oxymoron:  Moderate Iranians.
Oxymoron:  Moderate Liberal.
OXYMORON:  Modern history
Oxymoron:  Moral Politician.
Oxymoron:  morally right
Oxymoron:  morbid humor
Oxymoron:  motorcycle safety
Oxymoron:  mutual aversion
Oxymoron:  My Humble Opinion
Oxymoron:  narrow breadth
Oxymoron:  natural gas
Oxymoron:  natural grass
OXYMORON:  Natural makeup
Oxymoron:  natural synthetic
OXYMORON:  Near miss
Oxymoron:  nearly perfect
Oxymoron:  nearly square
OXYMORON:  Necessary evil
Oxymoron:  negative concurrence
Oxymoron:  negative momentum
Oxymoron:  New Classic Rock
OXYMORON:  New Olds(mobile)
Oxymoron:  new standard
Oxymoron:  NFL follies
Oxymoron:  night light
Oxymoron:  Night of the Living Dead
Oxymoron:  no action
Oxymoron:  no information
Oxymoron:  no opposition
OXYMORON:  No-fault divorce
Oxymoron:  non-alcoholic beer
OXYMORON:  Non-binding contract
Oxymoron:  non-stop flight
OXYMORON:  Non-working mother
OXYMORON:  Nonalcoholic beer
Oxymoron:  nondairy creamer
Oxymoron:  normal controversy
Oxymoron:  normal espionage
Oxymoron:  normal foreign film
Oxymoron:  not concerned
Oxymoron:  noticeably less aggressive
Oxymoron:  nuclear safety
Oxymoron:  numb feeling
Oxymoron:  obedient defiance
Oxymoron:  objective rating
Oxymoron:  occupational injury
Oxymoron:  odd irony
Oxymoron:  oddly appropriate
Oxymoron:  often unpredictable
oxymoron:  old news
Oxymoron:  One who does not know how to use pimple medication.
Oxymoron:  one who has used too much acne goo?
Oxymoron:  one-sided dialogue
Oxymoron:  only choice
oxymoron:  open lock
OXYMORON:  Open secret
Oxymoron:  open-minded conservative.
Oxymoron:  operating system
OXYMORON:  Original copies
Oxymoron:  original copy
Oxymoron:  oversized brief
Oxymoron:  paid amateur
OXYMORON:  Paid volunteers
Oxymoron:  paper china
Oxymoron:  paperless office
Oxymoron:  parents without partners
OXYMORON:  Parking space
Oxymoron:  partial conclusion
Oxymoron:  partial success
Oxymoron:  partially completed
Oxymoron:  partially furnished
Oxymoron:  partly engaged
Oxymoron:  passive activity
oxymoron:  passive aggression
Oxymoron:  passive confrontation
Oxymoron:  passive reply
OXYMORON:  Passively aggressive
Oxymoron:  patiently wait
Oxymoron:  Peace keeper missile.
Oxymoron:  peace offensive
Oxymoron:  peace-keeper missile
Oxymoron:  Peacemaker Missile.
Oxymoron:  PennDOT work crew
OXYMORON:  Perfect couple
Oxymoron:  perfect idiot
Oxymoron:  perfect misfit
Oxymoron:  perfectly legitimate
Oxymoron:  perhaps certainly
Oxymoron:  perhaps predictably
Oxymoron:  permanent fad
Oxymoron:  persistent ambivalence
Oxymoron:  personal computer
Oxymoron:  personalized form letter
Oxymoron:  petty officer
OXYMORON:  Petty theft
Oxymoron:  pious atheists
Oxymoron:  planned serendipity
Oxymoron:  plastic canvas
OXYMORON:  Plastic glass(ware)
Oxymoron:  plastic glasses
Oxymoron:  plastic silverware
Oxymoron:  plastic snow
Oxymoron:  plastic straw
OXYMORON:  Player coach
Oxymoron:  Plymouth Reliant
OXYMORON:  Police protection
Oxymoron:  Political Correctness
Oxymoron:  political embarrassment
Oxymoron:  political process
Oxymoron:  political promise
Oxymoron:  political science
Oxymoron:  politically correct
OXYMORON:  Politicaly Correct
Oxymoron:  portable standard Lisp
Oxymoron:  positive calamity
Oxymoron:  positively grudgingly
Oxymoron:  Postal Service
Oxymoron:  Postal Worker.
Oxymoron:  practical homeowner
Oxymoron:  practical joke
Oxymoron:  practical theory
Oxymoron:  preacher politicians
Oxymoron:  preliminary conclusion
Oxymoron:  prepare to commence
Oxymoron:  prepost
OXYMORON:  Preservation Development Corp.
Oxymoron:  press release
Oxymoron:  Pretty Ugly
Oxymoron:  Prime Minister Mulroney
Oxymoron:  private e-mail
Oxymoron:  Pro-contra
OXYMORON:  Production meeting
Oxymoron:  professional amateur
Oxymoron:  progressive conservative
Oxymoron:  Pronounced Silence.
Oxymoron:  Public Covert Policy.
Oxymoron:  public secrecy
OXYMORON:  Public servant
OXYMORON:  Punk fashion
OXYMORON:  Pure garbage
Oxymoron:  pure nonsense
Oxymoron:  pure sludge
Oxymoron:  pure speculation
Oxymoron:  purely political
Oxymoron:  qualified success
OXYMORON:  Quality construction
Oxymoron:  Quick C.
Oxymoron:  Quick fix.
Oxymoron:  quick reboot
Oxymoron:  Quiet Party.
Oxymoron:  race walking
Oxymoron:  random choice
Oxymoron:  random file organization
Oxymoron:  random logic
Oxymoron:  random order
Oxymoron:  randomly organized
Oxymoron:  Rap Music
OXYMORON:  Rapid transit
Oxymoron:  rather direct
Oxymoron:  rational ravings
Oxymoron:  Reagan credibility
Oxymoron:  Reagan Memiors.
OXYMORON:  Reagan memoirs
Oxymoron:  real fantasy
Oxymoron:  real fishing story
Oxymoron:  real hypothetical
Oxymoron:  real magic
OXYMORON:  Real numbers
OXYMORON:  Real potential
Oxymoron:  rear admiral
OXYMORON:  Recent History.
Oxymoron:  reciprocal concession
Oxymoron:  regional pantheists
Oxymoron:  regular random
Oxymoron:  regular special
Oxymoron:  reinvent
Oxymoron:  relatively obscure
Oxymoron:  relaxed genes
Oxymoron:  relentlessly continued
OXYMORON:  Reliable network
Oxymoron:  Religious Fundamentalists.
Oxymoron:  removable sticker
Oxymoron:  repeatedly redundant
Oxymoron:  Republican Atheist.
Oxymoron:  Republican math expert.
Oxymoron:  Republican party.
Oxymoron:  resident alien
Oxymoron:  resident manager
Oxymoron:  resident visitor
Oxymoron:  resolute ambivalence
Oxymoron:  respective conventions
Oxymoron:  restless sleep
OXYMORON:  Restrained opulence
Oxymoron:  rising deficits
Oxymoron:  river walk
OXYMORON:  Rock opera
OXYMORON:  Rolling stop
Oxymoron:  routine emergency
OXYMORON:  Rubber cement
OXYMORON:  Rush hour
Oxymoron:  Safe and Legal Abortion
Oxymoron:  safe politics
Oxymoron:  Safe Sex
OXYMORON:  Same difference
Oxymoron:  Sandinista Compliance.
OXYMORON:  Sanitary sewer
Oxymoron:  satisfied tenant
Oxymoron:  science fiction
Oxymoron:  Second Annual Tour of Classic New Homes.
Oxymoron:  second childhood
Oxymoron:  second initiatives
Oxymoron:  second lieutenant
OXYMORON:  Secular religion
Oxymoron:  self-dependent
OXYMORON:  Self-help groups
Oxymoron:  semiboneless ham
OXYMORON:  Senate Ethics Committee
Oxymoron:  Senatorial courtesy
OXYMORON:  Sensetive guy
Oxymoron:  sensible shoes
Oxymoron:  sergeant major
Oxymoron:  serious barbecue
Oxymoron:  serious comedy
OXYMORON:  Serious fun
OXYMORON:  Serious rest
Oxymoron:  sharp cookie
Oxymoron:  shooting blanks
Oxymoron:  shortcut
Oxymoron:  shyly pompous
Oxymoron:  silent noise
OXYMORON:  Silent scream
Oxymoron:  silent testimony
Oxymoron:  silken bonds
Oxymoron:  simple calculus
Oxymoron:  simple system
Oxymoron:  simple technology
OXYMORON:  Simply superb
Oxymoron:  sincere lie
Oxymoron:  sisterly love
Oxymoron:  sit up
Oxymoron:  slightly out of view
Oxymoron:  slightly pregnant
Oxymoron:  slow death
Oxymoron:  slow speed
Oxymoron:  small crowd
Oxymoron:  smart bomb
Oxymoron:  Smart democrat
OXYMORON:  Smokeless cigarette
Oxymoron:  snow removal plan
Oxymoron:  social psychologist
Oxymoron:  social security
OXYMORON:  Sociological Analysis
OXYMORON:  Soft rock
Oxymoron:  solipsists of the world, unite
Oxymoron:  Solipsists of the World, Untie.
Oxymoron:  Someone who thinks all those pimple meds work!
Oxymoron:  somewhat awesome
Oxymoron:  somewhat confused
Oxymoron:  somewhat destroyed
Oxymoron:  somewhat eloquently
Oxymoron:  somewhat extraordinary
Oxymoron:  somewhat fairly explicit
Oxymoron:  somewhat functional
Oxymoron:  somewhat incompatible
Oxymoron:  somewhat informed
Oxymoron:  somewhat narrow attitude
Oxymoron:  sophisticated hacker
Oxymoron:  Sophisticated New Yorker.
Oxymoron:  southern front
Oxymoron:  soviet life
Oxymoron:  Soviet Union.
Oxymoron:  spare time
Oxymoron:  Speedy Trial
Oxymoron:  spending cuts
OXYMORON:  Spiritual materialism
Oxymoron:  split level
Oxymoron:  stand down
Oxymoron:  Standard deviation
Oxymoron:  steel wool
OXYMORON:  Steering committee
Oxymoron:  still life
Oxymoron:  straight curve
Oxymoron:  straightforward subterfuge
Oxymoron:  strong president
Oxymoron:  structure design
Oxymoron:  stuck in traffic
Oxymoron:  student athlete
Oxymoron:  student teachers
Oxymoron:  stupid ox
OXYMORON:  Styrofoam peanuts
Oxymoron:  subsequent initiatives
Oxymoron:  sugarless candy
Oxymoron:  superette
Oxymoron:  supporting documentation
OXYMORON:  Supreme Soviet
Oxymoron:  sure bet
OXYMORON:  Sushi chef
Oxymoron:  sweet pickle
OXYMORON:  Sweet sixteen
OXYMORON:  Sweet sorrow
Oxymoron:  Swift Justice
OXYMORON:  Sybaritic restraint
Oxymoron:  systematic variance
Oxymoron:  systematically at random
Oxymoron:  talk show
Oxymoron:  Tandy Computer
OXYMORON:  Taped live
OXYMORON:  Tax refund
Oxymoron:  Tax Return.
OXYMORON:  Tax simplification
Oxymoron:  tax-free
Oxymoron:  team of independents
Oxymoron:  tech support
Oxymoron:  televised hearings
OXYMORON:  Television news
Oxymoron:  television tape
OXYMORON:  Temporary tax
Oxymoron:  tenuous lies
Oxymoron:  term limit
Oxymoron:  term meaning stupid as an ox
OXYMORON:  Terribly enjoyable
Oxymoron:  terribly nice
Oxymoron:  Texas Chic.
Oxymoron:  the best of Rush Limbaugh
Oxymoron:  Thorough Briefer.
Oxymoron:  three originals
OXYMORON:  Thunderous silence
Oxymoron:  tight flexibility
Oxymoron:  timeless library
Oxymoron:  Too many cartoons.
Oxymoron:  too many taglines
Oxymoron:  totalitarian democracy
Oxymoron:  traditionally radical
Oxymoron:  traffic flow
OXYMORON:  Tragic comedy
Oxymoron:  trial learning
Oxymoron:  true confessions
Oxymoron:  true DOS multi-tasking
Oxymoron:  true love
Oxymoron:  true sincerity
OXYMORON:  Truly glamorous
Oxymoron:  truth in politics
OXYMORON:  Turned up missing
Oxymoron:  tv commentator
Oxymoron:  unacceptable solution
Oxymoron:  unachievable accomplishments
Oxymoron:  unbiased opinion
OXYMORON:  Unborn child
Oxymoron:  unclear information
OXYMORON:  Uncommitted voter
OXYMORON:  Uncrowned king
Oxymoron:  Undercrowded Criminal Justice System.
Oxymoron:  understanding UNIX
Oxymoron:  understanding wife
Oxymoron:  Unified Libertarians.
Oxymoron:  uniform scraps
Oxymoron:  Uninhibited Muslim Woman.
Oxymoron:  unique uniform
Oxymoron:  UNIX security
OXYMORON:  Unsung hero
Oxymoron:  unusual routine
Oxymoron:  uprooted plant
Oxymoron:  upside-down logic
Oxymoron:  Uptown Buffalo.
Oxymoron:  user friendliness
Oxymoron:  user friendly - idiot-proof
OXYMORON:  User-friendly interface.
OXYMORON:  User-friendly software
Oxymoron:  User-friendly.
Oxymoron:  vacant dwelling
Oxymoron:  vague memory
Oxymoron:  vague recollection
Oxymoron:  vaguely recall
Oxymoron:  valueless education
Oxymoron:  vanilla fudge
Oxymoron:  vegetarian chili
OXYMORON:  Vegetarian sushi
Oxymoron:  very much uninspired
Oxymoron:  vexation exercise
Oxymoron:  vice admiral
Oxymoron:  villainous hero
Oxymoron:  virtual reality
Oxymoron:  virtual storage
Oxymoron:  vociferous silence
OXYMORON:  Voluntary compliance
Oxymoron:  voluntary contributions
Oxymoron:  vulcan sentimentality
Oxymoron:  war games
Oxymoron:  waste management
Oxymoron:  water landing
Oxymoron:  We will arrest any inmate who misbehaves.
Oxymoron:  weak president
Oxymoron:  wealthy professor
Oxymoron:  weather forecast
Oxymoron:  What Quayle thinks he uses on pimples.
OXYMORON:  White rose
Oxymoron:  whole half
Oxymoron:  whole hemisphere
Oxymoron:  wicked good
Oxymoron:  wickedly funny
Oxymoron:  wickedly nice
Oxymoron:  Windows accelerator
Oxymoron:  Windows expert!
Oxymoron:  Windows NT (New Technology).
Oxymoron:  windows power user
Oxymoron:  Windows Productivity
OXYMORON:  Winnable nuclear war
Oxymoron:  Wise democrat.
Oxymoron:  wonderfully ambiguous
Oxymoron:  work party
Oxymoron:  working dinner
Oxymoron:  working vacation
OXYMORON:  Yellow rose
Oxymoron:  Young Republicans.
Oxymoron:  Yugo turbo
Oxymoron: "... runs under Windows"
Oxymoron: "tech support"
Oxymoron: "The honor of the French."
Oxymoron: 6502-based computer.
Oxymoron: A Catholic WASP
Oxymoron: A compassionate Republican.
Oxymoron: A contradiction in terms, e.g. rap music . . .
Oxymoron: A fiscally prudent Democrat.
Oxymoron: A frugal Democrat.
Oxymoron: A frugal Republican.
Oxymoron: A good politician.
Oxymoron: A honest Republican.
Oxymoron: a lighter dark beer
Oxymoron: A really, really, dumb baby ox!
Oxymoron: A thinking liberal.
Oxymoron: A truthful democrat.
Oxymoron: A truthful politician.
Oxymoron: A truthful Republican.
Oxymoron: A wise democrat.
Oxymoron: acceptable losses
Oxymoron: Accidentally on Purpose.
Oxymoron: Accordion music.
Oxymoron: Aching Joys.
Oxymoron: acne cream for a geek
Oxymoron: Act natural.
Oxymoron: activity break
Oxymoron: Adequate security.
Oxymoron: Advanced BASIC
Oxymoron: Airline food
Oxymoron: almost always
Oxymoron: Almost Candid.
Oxymoron: almost safe
Oxymoron: Almost Suddenly.
Oxymoron: Almost Totally.
Oxymoron: alone together
Oxymoron: American English.
Oxymoron: Amiga friend
Oxymoron: Amtrack Schedule.
Oxymoron: Amtrak schedule
Oxymoron: An honest democrat.
Oxymoron: An honest politician.
Oxymoron: an idiot with acne
Oxymoron: anarchy rules
Oxymoron: apartment complex
Oxymoron: apparent contradiction
Oxymoron: Apple tech support.
Oxymoron: Arrogant Humility.
Oxymoron: Artificial intelligence
Oxymoron: artificial snow
Oxymoron: athletic scholarships
Oxymoron: ATM Teller Machine
Oxymoron: authentic replica
Oxymoron: Authentic reproduction
Oxymoron: Automated data processing.
Oxymoron: awful nice
Oxymoron: baby grand
Oxymoron: bad sex
Oxymoron: Bad Tagline
Oxymoron: balanced insanity
Oxymoron: Bittersweet
Oxymoron: black light
Oxymoron: Black-Body Radiation.
Oxymoron: blameless lawyers
Oxymoron: Bosnian Cease-Fire
OXYMORON: Brand New Tradition.
Oxymoron: brave politician
Oxymoron: Bridegroom
Oxymoron: Brotherly love.
Oxymoron: Budget Resolution
Oxymoron: Bug free code.
Oxymoron: Buggy virus
Oxymoron: business ethics
Oxymoron: capital punishment
Oxymoron: cash surplus
Oxymoron: Catproof
Oxymoron: cheap junk
Oxymoron: Cheap labor
Oxymoron: Cherokee pioneer
Oxymoron: Chicken fingers
Oxymoron: chicken kamikaze!
Oxymoron: Chow Baby.
Oxymoron: Civil Engineer
Oxymoron: civil war
Oxymoron: classic new homes
Oxymoron: Classic Rock
Oxymoron: clean dirt
Oxymoron: Clean hack.
Oxymoron: Clean Landfill.
Oxymoron: Clear As Mud
Oxymoron: clearly confused
Oxymoron: clearly misunderstood
Oxymoron: Clinton Cares.
Oxymoron: Clinton Economics
Oxymoron: close-minded liberal
Oxymoron: Cold as Hell
Oxymoron: cold fire
Oxymoron: Colored music.
Oxymoron: common sense
Oxymoron: compassionate Republican
Oxymoron: completely unfinished
Oxymoron: Computer Jock
Oxymoron: Computer science.
Oxymoron: computer security
OXYMORON: Congressional action
OXYMORON: Congressional ethics
OXYMORON: Congressional leadership
Oxymoron: Congressional Responsibility
Oxymoron: Conservative Scholar
Oxymoron: constant change
Oxymoron: Constant variable.
Oxymoron: Convenience Stores
Oxymoron: conventional wisdom
Oxymoron: Country music.
Oxymoron: criminal justice
Oxymoron: criminal lawyer
Oxymoron: Data Administration.
Oxymoron: Data Processing.
Oxymoron: Data Structure.
Oxymoron: Death benefits
Oxymoron: debugged program
Oxymoron: decaffeinated coffee
Oxymoron: decisive liberal
Oxymoron: Definite Posability.
Oxymoron: Definite possibility
Oxymoron: delicious fat-free
Oxymoron: Devout Atheist.
Oxymoron: Disco music.
Oxymoron: divorce court
Oxymoron: Dodge Ram
Oxymoron: Down escalator
Oxymoron: Dream Reality
Oxymoron: dry heaves
Oxymoron: dry ice
Oxymoron: Dry wine
Oxymoron: DSZ documentation
Oxymoron: dull point
Oxymoron: dull shine
Oxymoron: Dumb blonde (no, that's redundant)
Oxymoron: dumb student at Oxford
Oxymoron: Dwarf Mammoths!!!
Oxymoron: Educational television
Oxymoron: educational TV
Oxymoron: Elementary calculus
Oxymoron: enough hard drive space
Oxymoron: Escort GT.
Oxymoron: evaporated milk
Oxymoron: even odds
Oxymoron: exact estimate
Oxymoron: expert business system.
Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office.
Oxymoron: Fast BASIC.
Oxymoron: fast idle
Oxymoron: Fast Windows
Oxymoron: faulty logic
Oxymoron: federal assistance
Oxymoron: female logic
Oxymoron: Feminine logic
Oxymoron: Ferengi Dentist.
Oxymoron: final beta
Oxymoron: Final version
Oxymoron: finished buildings
Oxymoron: firewater
Oxymoron: first annual
Oxymoron: fish farm
Oxymoron: Flexible freeze
Oxymoron: Folk song writer.
Oxymoron: For the blonde that is too stupid to use Oxy-10.
Oxymoron: For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10
Oxymoron: Forth programming language.
Oxymoron: foxy chick
Oxymoron: Free love
Oxymoron: free with purchase
Oxymoron: freezer burn
Oxymoron: Fresh frozen
Oxymoron: friendly fire
Oxymoron: fun run
Oxymoron: functionally illiterate
Oxymoron: gay bigot
Oxymoron: genuine copy of a fake Dior
Oxymoron: good government
Oxymoron: good grief
Oxymoron: good lawyer
Oxymoron: gourmet pizza
Oxymoron: Great depression
Oxymoron: guest host
Oxymoron: guilty scapegoats
Oxymoron: Gun Control.
Oxymoron: half dead
Oxymoron: halfway around
Oxymoron: happily married
Oxymoron: happy birthday
Oxymoron: happy medium
Oxymoron: hard-wired
Oxymoron: Harvard-educated
Oxymoron: healthy tan
Oxymoron: high negative image
Oxymoron: high negative ratings
Oxymoron: high-level depression
Oxymoron: highly visible covert operation
Oxymoron: hilarious funerals
Oxymoron: Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings.
Oxymoron: holy war
Oxymoron: home offices
Oxymoron: Honest campaign
Oxymoron: honest lawyer
Oxymoron: honest politician
Oxymoron: Hopelessly optimistic
Oxymoron: horribly decent
Oxymoron: hot chili
Oxymoron: hot ice
Oxymoron: hot water heater
Oxymoron: House Ethics Committee
Oxymoron: Hubble's constant
Oxymoron: human dignity
Oxymoron: Humane Society
Oxymoron: humble arrogance
Oxymoron: Humor Moderator
Oxymoron: I read part of it all the way through
Oxymoron: IBM compatible.
Oxymoron: icy hot
Oxymoron: ill health
Oxymoron: imitation margarine
Oxymoron: important trivia
Oxymoron: impossible possibility
Oxymoron: improbable disaster
Oxymoron: independent counsel
Oxymoron: independent dog
Oxymoron: indifferently attentive
Oxymoron: industrial park
Oxymoron: inferred petty corruption
Oxymoron: infinite loop
Oxymoron: initial resignation
Oxymoron: initial retirement
Oxymoron: insincere vow
Oxymoron: intelligence oversight board
Oxymoron: intelligent fight
Oxymoron: intelligent presidential debate
Oxymoron: intense apathy
Oxymoron: intense disinterest
Oxymoron: interactive soliloquy
Oxymoron: internal exile
Oxymoron: internal front
Oxymoron: international law
Oxymoron: irate patient
Oxymoron: Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron: irregularly scheduled
Oxymoron: Italian egg rolls
Oxymoron: jumbo shrimp
Oxymoron: Junk food
Oxymoron: justifiable homicide
Oxymoron: justifiably paranoid
Oxymoron: K-mart quality
Oxymoron: kind Moderator
Oxymoron: Klingon diplomacy
Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
Oxymoron: lack light
Oxymoron: lady mud wrestler
Oxymoron: large-scale mini-computers
Oxymoron: Largest Minority Group -New York City administration
Oxymoron: Last First.
Oxymoron: last initial
Oxymoron: lead crystal
Oxymoron: legal brief
Oxymoron: legal ethics
Oxymoron: legal thought
Oxymoron: legitimate conspiracy
Oxymoron: leisure suit
Oxymoron: lesser evil
Oxymoron: lethal aid
Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists.
Oxymoron: Liberal Logic.
Oxymoron: liberal Republican
Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar.
Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas
Oxymoron: lieutenant colonel
Oxymoron: life insurance
Oxymoron: light heavyweight
Oxymoron: limited immunity
Oxymoron: limited time
Oxymoron: liquid paper
Oxymoron: liquid smoke
Oxymoron: Lite rock
Oxymoron: little deceptive
Oxymoron: little hope
Oxymoron: little misleading
Oxymoron: live recording
Oxymoron: live television
Oxymoron: local network
Oxymoron: logical design
Oxymoron: Long Island Expressway
Oxymoron: long recess
Oxymoron: loose gridlock
Oxymoron: loose tights
Oxymoron: loosely organized
Oxymoron: lost finding
Oxymoron: loving hate
Oxymoron: low positive image
Oxymoron: low-profile public approach
Oxymoron: loyal opposition
Oxymoron: luxury bus
Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
Oxymoron: mail service
Oxymoron: major general
Oxymoron: male logic
Oxymoron: man child
Oxymoron: management science
Oxymoron: mandatory option
Oxymoron: Manson family values
Oxymoron: marijuana initiative
Oxymoron: marital bliss
Oxymoron: marketing research
Oxymoron: masculine logic
Oxymoron: Meaning stupid Ox.
Oxymoron: meaningful dialogue
Oxymoron: measured meter
Oxymoron: meatloaf surprise
Oxymoron: micro-mainframe
Oxymoron: Mighty Mouse
Oxymoron: mild interest
Oxymoron: mildly psychotic
Oxymoron: military accountability
Oxymoron: military etiquette
Oxymoron: military intelligence
Oxymoron: military justice
Oxymoron: military propriety
Oxymoron: military salvation
Oxymoron: military thought
Oxymoron: mini-firestorm
Oxymoron: minor disaster
Oxymoron: minor greatness
Oxymoron: minor issue
Oxymoron: minor moment
Oxymoron: minor peccadillo
Oxymoron: mismatch
Oxymoron: Mobil station
Oxymoron: mobile home
Oxymoron: Moderate Iranians.
Oxymoron: Moderate Liberal.
Oxymoron: moral lawyer
Oxymoron: Moral Politician.
Oxymoron: morally right
Oxymoron: morbid humor
Oxymoron: motorcycle safety
Oxymoron: mutual aversion
Oxymoron: narrow breadth
Oxymoron: natural gas
Oxymoron: natural grass
Oxymoron: natural synthetic
Oxymoron: near miss
Oxymoron: nearly perfect
Oxymoron: nearly square
Oxymoron: negative concurrence
Oxymoron: negative momentum
Oxymoron: New Classic Rock
Oxymoron: new standard
Oxymoron: NFL follies
Oxymoron: Nice cat
Oxymoron: night light
Oxymoron: Night of the Living Dead
Oxymoron: no action
Oxymoron: no information
Oxymoron: no opposition
Oxymoron: non-alcoholic beer
Oxymoron: Non-stop flight
Oxymoron: Nonalcoholic beer.
Oxymoron: nondairy creamer
Oxymoron: normal controversy
Oxymoron: normal espionage
Oxymoron: normal foreign film
Oxymoron: not concerned
Oxymoron: noticeably less aggressive
Oxymoron: nuclear safety
Oxymoron: numb feeling
Oxymoron: obedient defiance
Oxymoron: objective rating
Oxymoron: occupational injury
Oxymoron: odd irony
Oxymoron: oddly appropriate
Oxymoron: often unpredictable
Oxymoron: Old news
Oxymoron: One who does not know how to use pimple medication.
Oxymoron: One who has used too much acne goo.
Oxymoron: One-sided dialogue
Oxymoron: only choice
Oxymoron: Open lock
Oxymoron: operating system
Oxymoron: Original copy
Oxymoron: oversized brief
Oxymoron: Paid amateur
Oxymoron: paper china
Oxymoron: Paperless office
Oxymoron: parents without partners
Oxymoron: partial conclusion
Oxymoron: Partial success
Oxymoron: partially completed
Oxymoron: Partially furnished
Oxymoron: partly engaged
Oxymoron: Passive activity
Oxymoron: passive aggression
Oxymoron: Passive confrontation
Oxymoron: passive reply
Oxymoron: Patiently wait
Oxymoron: Peace keeper missile.
Oxymoron: peace offensive
Oxymoron: peace-keeper missile
Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile.
Oxymoron: perfect idiot
Oxymoron: Perfect misfit
Oxymoron: perfectly legitimate
Oxymoron: perhaps certainly
Oxymoron: perhaps predictably
Oxymoron: permanent fad
Oxymoron: Persistent ambivalence
Oxymoron: personal computer
Oxymoron: personalized form letter
Oxymoron: Petty Officer
Oxymoron: Pious atheists
Oxymoron: planned serendipity
Oxymoron: Plastic canvas
Oxymoron: plastic glasses
Oxymoron: Plastic silverware
Oxymoron: plastic snow
Oxymoron: Plastic straw
Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant
Oxymoron: Political Correctness
Oxymoron: Political embarrassment (no, that's redundant)
Oxymoron: Political process
Oxymoron: political promise
Oxymoron: Political science
Oxymoron: politically correct
Oxymoron: portable standard Lisp
Oxymoron: positive calamity
Oxymoron: positively grudgingly
Oxymoron: Postal Service
Oxymoron: practical homeowner
Oxymoron: practical joke
Oxymoron: Practical theory
Oxymoron: preacher politicians
Oxymoron: Preliminary conclusion
Oxymoron: prepare to commence
Oxymoron: prepost
Oxymoron: President Clinton [or is that just moron]
Oxymoron: Presidential ethics
Oxymoron: Press release
Oxymoron: pretty ugly
OxyMORON: Prime Minister Mulroney
Oxymoron: private e-mail
Oxymoron: Pro-contra
Oxymoron: professional amateur
Oxymoron: progressive conservative
Oxymoron: Pronounced silence
Oxymoron: Public covert policy
Oxymoron: public secrecy
Oxymoron: Public Servant
Oxymoron: Pure nonsense
Oxymoron: pure sludge
Oxymoron: Pure speculation
Oxymoron: purely political
Oxymoron: Qualified success
Oxymoron: Quick C.
Oxymoron: Quick fix.
Oxymoron: quick reboot
Oxymoron: Race walking
Oxymoron: random choice
Oxymoron: random file organization
Oxymoron: random logic
Oxymoron: Random order
Oxymoron: randomly organized
Oxymoron: Rap music
Oxymoron: Rather direct
Oxymoron: rational ravings
Oxymoron: Reagan credibility
Oxymoron: real fantasy
Oxymoron: real fishing story
Oxymoron: real hypothetical
Oxymoron: Real magic
Oxymoron: rear admiral
OXYMORON: Recent History.
Oxymoron: reciprocal concession
Oxymoron: regional pantheists
Oxymoron: regular random
Oxymoron: regular special
Oxymoron: reinvent
Oxymoron: Relatively obscure
Oxymoron: relaxed genes
Oxymoron: relentlessly continued
Oxymoron: Religious Fundamentalists.
Oxymoron: removable sticker
Oxymoron: repeatedly redundant
Oxymoron: Republican Atheist.
Oxymoron: Republican math expert.
Oxymoron: Republican party.
Oxymoron: resident alien
Oxymoron: resident manager
Oxymoron: resident visitor
Oxymoron: Resolute ambivalence
Oxymoron: respectable Lawyer
Oxymoron: respective conventions
Oxymoron: restless sleep
Oxymoron: rising deficits
Oxymoron: river walk
Oxymoron: rolling stop
Oxymoron: routine emergency
Oxymoron: runs under Windows
Oxymoron: rush hour
OXYMORON: Rush Limbaugh
Oxymoron: safe politics
Oxymoron: Safe Sex.
Oxymoron: same difference
Oxymoron: Sandinista Compliance.
Oxymoron: satisfied tenant
Oxymoron: science fiction
Oxymoron: Second Annual Tour of Classic New Homes.
Oxymoron: second childhood
Oxymoron: Second initiatives
Oxymoron: second lieutenant
Oxymoron: self-dependent
Oxymoron: semiboneless ham
Oxymoron: Senatorial courtesy
Oxymoron: Sensible shoes
Oxymoron: sergeant major
Oxymoron: Serious barbecue
Oxymoron: serious comedy
Oxymoron: Sharp cookie
Oxymoron: shooting blanks
Oxymoron: Shortcut
Oxymoron: shyly pompous
Oxymoron: Silent noise
Oxymoron: silent testimony
Oxymoron: Silken bonds
Oxymoron: simple calculus
Oxymoron: Simple system
Oxymoron: simple technology
Oxymoron: Sincere congressman
Oxymoron: Sincere lie
Oxymoron: sisterly love
Oxymoron: sit up
Oxymoron: slightly out of view
Oxymoron: slightly pregnant
Oxymoron: slow death
Oxymoron: slow speed
Oxymoron: Small crowd
Oxymoron: smart bomb
Oxymoron: Smart democrat
Oxymoron: smokeless cigarette
Oxymoron: snow removal plan
Oxymoron: social psychologist
Oxymoron: social security
Oxymoron: solipsists of the world, unite
Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
Oxymoron: Someone who thinks all those pimple meds work!
Oxymoron: somewhat awesome
Oxymoron: somewhat confused
Oxymoron: somewhat destroyed
Oxymoron: somewhat eloquently
Oxymoron: somewhat extraordinary
Oxymoron: somewhat fairly explicit
Oxymoron: somewhat functional
Oxymoron: somewhat incompatible
Oxymoron: somewhat informed
Oxymoron: somewhat narrow attitude
Oxymoron: sophisticated hacker
Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker.
Oxymoron: southern front
Oxymoron: soviet life
Oxymoron: Soviet Union.
Oxymoron: spare time
Oxymoron: spending cuts
Oxymoron: split level
Oxymoron: Stand down
Oxymoron: standard deviation
Oxymoron: Steel wool
Oxymoron: still life
Oxymoron: Straight curve
Oxymoron: straightforward subterfuge
Oxymoron: strong president
Oxymoron: structure design
Oxymoron: stuck in traffic
Oxymoron: student athlete
Oxymoron: student teachers
OXYMORON: Stupid bull.
Oxymoron: stupid ox
Oxymoron: subsequent initiatives
Oxymoron: sugarless candy
Oxymoron: superette
Oxymoron: supporting documentation
Oxymoron: sure bet
Oxymoron: Sweet pickle
Oxymoron: sweet sorrow
Oxymoron: sycophantic cat
Oxymoron: systematic variance
Oxymoron: systematically at random
Oxymoron: talk show
Oxymoron: Tame cat
Oxymoron: tax refund
Oxymoron: Tax Return.
Oxymoron: tax-free
Oxymoron: team of independents
Oxymoron: tech support
Oxymoron: televised hearings
Oxymoron: television tape
Oxymoron: tenuous lies
Oxymoron: term limit
Oxymoron: term meaning stupid as an ox
Oxymoron: terribly nice
Oxymoron: Texas chic
Oxymoron: That shoe fits him like a glove.
Oxymoron: the best of Rush Limbaugh
Oxymoron: Thorough Briefer.
Oxymoron: three originals
Oxymoron: tight flexibility
Oxymoron: timeless library
Oxymoron: Timeless segment
Oxymoron: Tolerant liberal
Oxymoron: too many taglines
Oxymoron: totalitarian democracy
Oxymoron: traditionally radical
Oxymoron: traffic flow
Oxymoron: trial learning
Oxymoron: true confessions
Oxymoron: true DOS multi-tasking
Oxymoron: True love from afar.
Oxymoron: True Love.
Oxymoron: true sincerity
Oxymoron: truth in politics
Oxymoron: tv commentator
Oxymoron: UN force
Oxymoron: Unacceptable solution
Oxymoron: unachievable accomplishments
Oxymoron: unbiased opinion
Oxymoron: unclear information
Oxymoron: undercrowded criminal justice system
Oxymoron: understanding UNIX
Oxymoron: understanding wife
Oxymoron: Unified Libertarians.
Oxymoron: uniform scraps
Oxymoron: Uninhibited Muslim Woman.
Oxymoron: unique uniform
Oxymoron: UNIX security
Oxymoron: unusual routine
Oxymoron: uprooted plant
Oxymoron: upside-down logic
Oxymoron: Uptown buffalo
Oxymoron: user friendliness
Oxymoron: user friendly - idiot-proof
Oxymoron: User-friendly.
Oxymoron: vacant dwelling
Oxymoron: vague memory
Oxymoron: vague recollection
Oxymoron: vaguely recall
Oxymoron: valueless education
Oxymoron: vanilla fudge
Oxymoron: vegetarian chili
Oxymoron: very much uninspired
Oxymoron: vexation exercise
Oxymoron: vice admiral
Oxymoron: villainous hero
Oxymoron: Virtual reality
Oxymoron: virtual storage
Oxymoron: Vociferous silence
Oxymoron: voluntary contributions
Oxymoron: Voluntary taxation
Oxymoron: Vulcan sentimentality
Oxymoron: war games
Oxymoron: waste management
Oxymoron: Water landing
Oxymoron: We will arrest any inmate who misbehaves.
Oxymoron: weak president
Oxymoron: wealthy professor
Oxymoron: weather forecast
Oxymoron: whole half
Oxymoron: Whole hemisphere
Oxymoron: wicked good
Oxymoron: wickedly funny
Oxymoron: wickedly nice
Oxymoron: Windows accelerator
Oxymoron: windows expert!
Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology).
Oxymoron: windows power user
Oxymoron: windows productivity
Oxymoron: Wise democrat.
Oxymoron: wonderfully ambiguous
Oxymoron: work party
Oxymoron: Working dinner
Oxymoron: working vacation
Oxymoron: Young Republicans.
Oxymoron: Yugo turbo
Oxymoron:... "runs under Windows."
Oxymorons... "military intelligence" and "tech support"
Oxymorons... "military intelligence" and "technical support"!
Oxymorons... "postal service" and "tech support"
Oxymorons: Great Democratic Mind, Great Republican Mind.
Oxymorons: Liberal Thinktank, Political ethics, Politically Correct.
Peaceful Resistance?  Oh, it's an oxymoron!
Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by Liberals
Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by morons
Political Promises-oxymorons believed in by Democrats.
Politically Correct, the perfect oxymoron!
Postal Worker: the ultimate oxymoron!
Professional journalism...an oxymoron.
Programmer's oxymoron: Spare time.
Random order = oxymoron
Random order is an oxymoron.
Rap music = oxymoron
Rap music is an oxymoron. Anyone listening to it is just a Moron.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron...
Rap music is Oxymoron
Rap music, yet another oxymoron.
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
SUPEROXYMORON: "Government worker."
Teacher's Work Day. OxyMoron, or rare occurance?
The best oxymoron; Civil War
The Senate Ethics Committee is an oxymoron.
The term "IBM compatible" is an oxymoron.
The term "Liberal Thinktank" is an oxymoron.
The Ultimate OXYMORON for the 90's: "SAFE SEX!"
The ultimate oxymoron:  Holy War.
The ultimate oxymoron: "male feminizts."
Today's oxymoron - Dr. Elders' solution.
Today's oxymoron: cruel and unusual punishment.
Ultimate Oxymoron #1: `cash surplus.'
Ultimate Oxymoron #2: `good morning.'
Ultimate oxymoron:  "Cash Surplus"
Ultimate Oxymoron: Progress in Congress
Unbiased opinion is an oxymoron.
Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
Use Oxymoron, kids, and ZAP those really stupid pimples.
Windows is an Oxymoron.
Women's logic is an oxymoron.

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