
" ", said Tom blankly. "We have another flat," Tom said tiredly. "@#$%*! I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely. "A thousand thanks, Monsieur", Tom said mercifully. "Anal intercourse is for assholes!", Tom said, butting in. "And that ain't hay!" said Tom, balefully. "Be careful with that saw", Tom said offhandedly. "Boy, that sure took the wind out of my sails!" said Tom disgustedly. "Boy, that's a bright star", said Tom seriously. "Boy, will I give YOU a haircut!" said Tom barbarously. "But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully "Buy me a drink?" said Tom dryly. "Can I have one of those chocolates?" said Tom, candidly. "Drop the gun," Tom said with a disarming smile. "Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb. "Eating Radium has strange results," Tom said brightly. "Eating uranium makes me feel funny", said Tom glowingly. "Give me some Chinese food", said Tom wantonly. "Go ahead, pull my finger," said Tom, gaseously. "I always eat at McDonald's", said Tom archly. "I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac", said Tom in dead earnest. "I cast fireball!" Tom said magically. "I commanded a group of ships for a week," Tom said fleetingly. "I drink beer, but not from bottles", Tom said cannily. "I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen. "I first had sex on a farm," Tom said sheepishly. "I forgot what to buy," Tom said listlessly. "I have to sing a run of eighth-notes", said Tom quaveringly. "I joined the Lion's Club", said Tom pridefully. "I just ate a fishing lure," said Tom with baited breath. "I just ate all this hay," said Tom, balefully. "I just ate all those beans," said Tom astutely. "I just came in from Jupiter," Tom said jovially "I just forgot to increment the counter," Tom said nonplussed. "I just got a sex change", said Tom, feeling rather disorganized. "I just swallowed a fishing lure", said Tom with baited breath. "I MUST patch this coat." Tom said raggedly. "I need a flower for my lapel," said Tom lackadasically. "I need a home run hitter", Tom said ruthlessly. "I need a home run hitter," said Tom ruthlessly. "I think I'll use a different font," said Tom boldly. "I think it's time I had a perm", said Tom liltingly. "I want some Chinese food", said Tom wantonly. "I'd like a hot dog," Tom said frankly. "I'll excise the bunion," Tom said callously. "I'll have the dark bread," said Tom wryly. "I'll pay off that customs official", said Tom dutifully. "I'll take that", said Tom appropriately. "I'll try and dig it up for you", Tom said gravely. "I'm *not* a homonecropheliac!", said Tom in dead Earnest. "I'm experimenting with homosexuality," said Tom, half in earnest. "I'm going back to school soon", said Tom with class. "I'm taking your tagline," said Tom with a steely grin. "I'm trying to make insects fly", said Tom flippantly. "I've got sand in my food", said Tom grittily. "I've lost my flower," said Tom lackadaisically. "I've run out of wool", said Tom, knitting his brow. "I've swallowed a lure," said Tom with baited breath. "It's usually just food poisoning," said Tom mainly. "Keep an eye on that orbit", Tom said watchfully. "Let's eat kosher tonight", said Tom judiciously. "Let's play musical chairs", said Tom deceitfully. "Let's visit tombs", said Tom cryptically. "Look at those newborn kittens," said Tom literally. "Look under the green Jell-O," Tom said, sublimely. "Mmm, Great sushi," said Tom, with baited breath. "My boutonnieres gone," Tom said lackadaisically. "My glass is full," said Tom capacitively. "My stereo's half fixed," said Tom monotonously. "Nice mirror!", said Tom reflectively. "No! You can't have any of my lobster," said Tom, shellfishly. "Now no-one can detect my halitosis", said Tom breathlessly. "Put out that cigarette", Tom said breathlessly. "So this is where your ancestors are?" Tom said cryptically. "So this is your new computer!", said Tom calculatingly. "So you're in San Francisco Mensa", said Tom Swift homogeneously. "Someone ran over my cat," said Tom flatly. "Swifties overly modify dialog exessively," said Tom adverbially. "That makes 144," said Tom grossly. "That's a chain reaction," Tom said atomically. "That's no reflection on me" said Tom, transparently. "That's the last time I pet a lion" said Tom offhandedly. "That's the last time I'll pet a lion", said Tom offhandedly. "The maid has the night off," said Tom helplessly. "The paper boy wants money," said Tom collectively. "This chicken has no beak", said Tom impeccably. "This is no manual shift car," Tom said automatically. "This is power steering," Tom said automatically. "This rocket came from outer space," Tom said exorbitantly. "To cook well, learn all about spices", Tom said sagely. "Watch where you point that thing," Tom said carefully. "We're off to Scotland", said Tom clandestinely. "Which floor?", Tom said liftingly. "You got the whole blanket" said Tom, coldly. "{sum += $2} END {print sum}", said Tom awkwardly. ... "It's a unit of electric current", said Tom amply. 2 bdrm furn w 5 appl, said Tom aptly. We have another flat, Tom said tiredly. @#$%*! I've struck oil, Tom said, crudely. @#$%*! I've struck oil, said Tom crudely. A thousand thanks, Monsieur, Tom said mercifully. AARRGGHH!!, I've just been stabbed! said Tom half-heartedly. Add the list of n numbers & then divide the sum by n, said Tom meanly. All ancient Chinese artifacts should be burned, said Tom charmingly. All I did was pull the spark plug wire, Tom said shockingly. And lose a few, said Tom winsomely. -Edward J O'Brien Barman, three German beers, said Tom dryly. Be careful with that saw! Tom said offhandedly. Bosnia is free, said Tom acerbically. Boy, am I impressed! said Tom as he joined the British Navy. Boy, that sure took the wind out of my sails! said Tom disgustedly. Boy, that's a bright star, said Tom seriously. Boy, that's an ugly hippopotamus! said Tom hypocritically. Boy, will I give YOU a haircut! said Tom barbarously. But I like pineapple said Tom, dolefully Buy me a drink? said Tom dryly. Call me a cab, said Tom hackly. Can I have one of those chocolates? said Tom, candidly. Close the hatch! We're being invaded by bugs! said Tom importantly. Croatia is free, said Tom acerbically. Dear, you've lost your birth control pills, said Tom pregnantly. Demons can be robbed, said Tom improbably. Don't rest on your laurels, said Tom hardily. Drei ... fuenf, said Tom fearlessly. -Edward J O'Brien Drive that armored vehicle over here, said Tom cantankerously. Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile. Drop the gun, Tom said with disarmingly. Drop your gun! said Tom disarmingly. Eat more fruit said Tom, with aplomb. Eating radium has strange results, Tom said brightly. Eating uranium made me feel sick, Tom said glowingly. Eating uranium makes me feel funny, said Tom glowingly. Female canines lick the coats of their young, said Tom dogmatically. Flying saucers use antigravity to stay up, said Tom knowingly. Get away from the dynamite, Tom said explosively. Get off my lap, said Tom derisively. Give me all your money, Tom said steelly. Give me some Chinese food, said Tom wantonly. Gold leaf, said Tom guiltly. -Edward J O'Brien Goody Two Shoes is a great song, Tom said adamantly. Have a ride in my new ambulance, said Tom hospitably. Have fun in Italy, said Tom romantically. Have some cheese, said Tom craftily. Help me set fire to this cross, said Tom clannishly. Her sister's son played Batman on TV, said Tom, adamantly. Here, Fido, this pad is for you, said Tom dogmatically. Here, son, have a free balloon! said Tom expansively. Hey, like, sailing is really far out, man, said Tom hypnotically. Huh? said Tom deafly. Hurray for our team! said Tom cheerfully. I always eat at McDonald's, said Tom archly. I always pray to St. Ignatius, said Tom loyally. I am amused by your joke with the stupid punchline said Tom, chagrined. I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac, said Tom in dead earnest. I am NOT on drugs, said Tom in a high falsetto. I am off to the race track, said Tom, hoarsely. I am so one of the seven dwarfs! Tom said grumpily. I ate a chicken sandwich, said Tom foully. I bequeath, said Tom willfully. -Edward J O'Brien I bought these peanuts in Los Angeles, said Tom lagubriously. I brush my teeth every five minutes, said Tom implacably. I can't eat another thing, Tom said fully. I can't tell whether I'm coming or going, Tom said amphisbaenically. I cast fireball! Tom said magically. I chop down trees for a living, said Tom lumberingly. I climbed Mount Everest, said Tom hilariously. I collect fairy tales, said Tom grimly. I command a private army, said Tom maliciously. I commanded a group of ships for a week, Tom said fleetingly. I deal with things by abstaining, said Tom copacetically. I do admire Dolly Parton's acting, said Tom, figuratively. I don't believe in mixed marriages, said Tom gaily. I don't have to stand upright, said Tom grandly. I don't work here on a regular basis, said Tom casually. I drink beer, but not from bottles, Tom said cannily. I dropped my brace over the balcony, said Tom downcastly. I dropped my toothpaste, Tom said, crestfallen. I dropped the toothpaste, said Tom, crestfallen. I failed my electrocardiogram, said Tom faint-heartedly. I favor self-restraint in all of North America, said Tom continently. I feel like a Chinese labourer, said Tom coolly. I first had sex on a farm, Tom said sheepishly. I forgot what to buy, Tom said listlessly. I got the first three wrong, said Tom forthrightly. I had to fire my first mate from the boat, said Tom excruciatingly. I hate climbing this winding staircase, said Tom coyly. I hate pies with crumb bases, said Tom crustily. I hate shellfish, said Tom crabbedly. I have a B.A. in social work, said Tom with a degree of concern. I have to attend my PhD oral examination, said Tom defensively. I have to insert this spatula in your mouth, said Tom depressingly. I have to sing a run of eighth-notes, said Tom quaveringly. I have to wear this cast for another six weeks, said Tom disjointedly. I have writer's block, said Tom contritely. I haven't put air in my fifth tire, said Tom despairingly. I haven't read that Fairy Tale, Tom said grimly. [Grimm] I hope my mother gets hit by a steamroller, said Tom malevolently. I joined the Lion's Club, said Tom pridefully. I just ate all this hay, said Tom, balefully. I just ate all those beans, said Tom astutely. I just fed the lion! said Tom, offhandedly. I just forgot to increment the counter, Tom said nonplussed. I just got a sex change, said Tom, feeling rather disorganized. I just got kicked out of China! said Tom, rather disoriented. I just hung my sheets on the clothesline, said Tom erringly. I just swallowed a fishing lure, said Tom with baited breath. I keep picking up radio signals from outer space, said Tom impulsively. I like Australian beer, said Tom, hopingly. I like ragged margins, said Tom without justification. I like to sleep when I go camping, said Tom, intently. I love trying to make insects fly, said Tom flippantly. I manufacture those tabletops, said Tom counterproductively. I MUST patch this coat. Tom said raggedly. I need a flower for my lapel, said Tom lackadasically. I need a home run hitter, Tom said ruthlessly. I need the mantissa of the logarithm, said Tom characteristically. I need to clear my head, said Tom opaquely. I never go into saloons, said Tom dryly. I only get Newsweek, said Tom timelessly. I plan to work for Digital, said Tom, giving me the finger. I play the part of Sir Edmund Hillary, said Tom climactically. I pulled the wool over Ollie's eyes, said Tom foolhardedly. I put the boards on the path to avoid the mud, said Tom hygienically. I saw that man remove my ballot from the box, said Tom devotedly. I tend to use infinitives rather than gerunds, said Tom knowingly. I think all feminists should work as housewives, said Tom deliberately. I think I'll use a different font, Tom said boldly! I think I'm a werewolf, Tom said doggedly. I think it's time I had a perm, said Tom liltingly. I think we should differentiate the magnetic flux, said Tom defiantly. I used to command a battalion of German ants, said Tom exuberantly. I used to work for the railway company, said Tom extraneously. I want some Chinese food, said Tom wantonly. I want to be carried in a covered couch, said Tom literally. I want to date other men, Tom said gaily. I want to date other women, said Tom unsteadily. I want to |=////> in the back seat of my car, Tom said autoerotically. I was brushing my teeth! said Tom with a gleam in his eye. I was completely exonerated, said Tom clearly. I was removed from office, said Tom disappointedly. I won't give it a second thought, said Tom absent-mindedly. I won't listen to you, Leonard! said Tom def-t-Lee. I wouldn't marry you if you're the only woman on earth! said Tom evenly. I wouldn't mind running my fingers over THOSE! said Tom fondly. I'd like a hot dog, Tom said frankly. I'd like some Oriental food, said Tom wantonly. I'll cut my OWN hair, said Tom barbarically. I'll excise the bunion, Tom said callously. I'll get you next time, Whiplash! said Tom snidely. I'll get you out of prison in no time, said Tom balefully. I'll go get the stick, said Tom fetchingly. I'll have a hot dog, said Tom frankly. I'll have red wine with my roadkill, Tom said flatly. I'll need only three of my houses, said Tom forebodingly. I'll pay off that customs official, said Tom dutifully. I'll provide the prisoner with getaway footwear, said Tom consolingly. I'll put new stuffing in that old settee, said Tom fill-a-sofa-cally. I'll take that, said Tom appropriately. I'll top the cake with sugar, Tom said icily. I'll try and dig it up for you, Tom said gravely. I'll try to dig up a couple of friends, said Tom gravely. I'm *not* a homonecropheliac!, said Tom in dead Earnest. I'm a frayed knot, said Tom discordantly. I'm a Reagan-watcher, said Tom ironically. I'm afraid you've had a stroke, said Tom cerebrally. I'm at the end of my rope, said Tom knottily. I'm back from my lobotomy, said Tom absentmindedly. I'm being sent down to the minors, said Tom, the beleaguered pitcher. I'm bored, Tom said lumberingly. I'm easily moved to anger, said Tom insensibly. I'm experimenting with homosexuality, said Tom, half in earnest. I'm glad I passed my electrocardiogram, said Tom wholeheartedly. I'm going after that red fish, said Tom `erringly. I'm going back to school soon, said Tom with class. I'm in bed with the mumps, said Tom infectiously. I'm just not attracted to you, said Tom flaccidly. I'm learning to play guitar, Tom said fretfully. I'm of greater value to you every day, said Tom appreciatively. I'm off for the racetrack, said Tom hoarsely. I'm on welfare, said Tom dolefully. I'm opposed to integration, Tom said deferentially. I'm out of pineapple, said Tom dolefully. I'm pretty good at basketball, said Tom, dribbling. I'm taking one from the top shelf, Tom said highhandedly. I'm taking over this hotel, said Tom inappropriately. I'm taking the prisoner downstairs, Tom said condescendingly. I'm taking your tagline, said Tom with a steely grin. I'm tearing my hair out over this problem, said Tom distressingly. I'm the butcher's helper, said Tom cuttingly. I'm thinking about a figure between 7 and 9, said Tom considerately. I'm trying to get some air circulating, said Tom fanatically. I'm trying to make insects fly, said Tom flippantly. I'm wearing my wedding ring, said Tom with abandon. I'm writing about the rebels in Nicaragua, said Tom controversially. I've already had X-rays, said Tom roentgenographically. I've dropped my toothpaste, Tom said, crestfallen. I've gained thirty pounds, said Tom heavily. I've got a bad cold, Tom said infectiously. I've got sand in my food, said Tom grittily. I've got to fix the car, said Tom mechanically. I've got to reach Kenilworth tonight, said Tom, trotting doggedly. I've had a prefrontal lobotomy, Tom said absentmindedly. I've made a study of girls, said Tom lassitudinously. I've run out of laundry detergent, said Tom cheerlessly. I've run out of wool, said Tom, knitting his brow. I've swallowed a lure, said Tom with baited breath. If it's all the same to you, Tom said equally. Is nothing sacred?, said Tom naughtily. It appears to be a small rodent, said Tom shrewdly. It's a big world out there, Tom said universally. It's a little red fruit, said Tom parsimoniously. It's a unit of electric current, said Tom amply. It's between my sole and my heel, said Tom archly. It's Jack the Ripper! said Tom horrendously. It's just gold leaf, said Tom guiltily. It's my maid's night off, said Tom helplessly. It's usually just food poisoning, said Tom mainly. It's worth about a dollar, said Tom buckishly. Keep an eye on that orbit, Tom said watchfully. Let me clean out this poison tank, said Tom deceptively. Let me improvise this part, said Tom descriptively. Let me out of this embassy, said Tom disconsolately. Let me rub some ointment on that, Tom said topically. Let's camp here, Tom said intently. Let's eat kosher tonight, said Tom judiciously. Let's get married, said Tom engagingly (and dismissingly). Let's invite Greg and Gary, said Tom gregariously. Let's not invite any sadists, said Tom demeaningly. Let's play golf, said Tom coarsely. Let's play musical chairs, said Tom deceitfully. Let's send these packages to the poor overseas, Tom said carefully. Let's trap that sick bird, said Tom illegally. Let's visit tombs, said Tom cryptically. Lettuce take our seats, Tom said crisply. Look under the green Jell-O, Tom said, sublimely. Looks uncomputable to me, said Tom haltingly. Maid's night off, said Tom helplessly. -Edward J O'Brien Mash that avocado and add some seasoning, said Tom guacamole. May the Lord make us truly thankful, said Tom gracefully. More power to the people, said Tom, electrifingly. Mr. Rockefeller did not bring his wife, said Tom haplessly. Mush, mush, Tom said huskily. My boutonniere's gone, Tom said lackadaisically. My cotton's full of bugs, said Tom weevilly. My family has a great future, said Tom clandestinely. My glass is full, said Tom capacitively. My juice requires SIX cans of water, said Tom with great concentration. My mother's sister will be here any minute, said Tom expect-antly. My speaking voice frequency is 160 Hz, said Tom in measured tones. My stereo's fixed, said Tom ecstatically. My stereo's half-fixed, said Tom monotonously. My stereo's «-fixed, said Tom monotonously. My toothpaste is lost, said Tom aimlessly. Nevermore will I read 'The Raven', said Tom poetically. Next time buy the two-ply kind, said Tom abrasively. Nice mirror! said Tom reflectively. No ellipses, no parabolas, and no hyperbolas, said Tom laconically. No pilaf for me, please, said Tom derisively. No! You can't have any of my lobster, said Tom, shellfishly. No, Eve, I won't touch that apple, said Tom adamantly. No, not Tandy, Tom said Realistically. Nothing is indelible, said Tom irascibly. Now I can do some painting, said Tom easily. Now I'll NEVER dance, said Tom defeatedly. Now nobody can detect my halitosis, said Tom breathlessly. Of course you graduated, said Tom diplomatically. Of quartz I won't take it for granite, Tom said gneissly. Oh my goodness! said Tom graciously. Oh, goody! Another blackout! said Tom delightedly. OJ will walk, Tom said cluelessly. Okay, you can switch on the electric chair now, said Tom conceitedly. Open your legs, honey, Tom said mellifluously. Oral self-stimulation is fun! said Tom, swallowing his pride. Pass the cards, said Tom ideally. Please save the branches of our trees, said Tom limply. Please, Christopher, said Tom crisply. Put out that cigarette, Tom said breathlessly. Quick! Hide all the religious pamphlets! said Tom distractingly. She wore a smoke-coloured dress at dinner, said Tom ingratiatingly. Ships ahoy! said Tom fleetingly. Shut up and dig, Tom said gravely. So this is where your ancestors are? Tom said cryptically. So this is your new computer! said Tom calculatingly. So you're in San Francisco Mensa, said Tom homogeneously. Some animals will eat their own babies! said Tom literately. Someone stole my computer terminal, said Tom disconsolately. Sorry that Amin escaped from Uganda, said Tom idiosyncratically. Sure, I'll get rid of those jewels for you, said Tom defensively. Swifties overly modify dialog exessively, Tom said adverbally. Swifties overly modify dialog exessively, Tom said adverbially. That medium did a bad job, Tom said disspiritedly. That smells like a skunk, Tom said instinctively. That spear looks VERY nasty, Tom said pointedly. That was a wonderful date, Tom said in Dutch. That wizard did a bad job, Tom said disenchantedly. That young insect is female, said Tom gallantly. That's a chain reaction, Tom said atomically. That's a common language on micros, said Tom basically. That's a lie! said Tom in falsetto. That's not art, Tom said abstractly. That's price-fixing! said Tom caustically. That's the last time I pet a lion said Tom offhandedly. That's the last time I'll pet a lion, said Tom offhandedly. That's where the next character appears said Tom with a cursory glance. The answer was 3.14159, Tom said piously. The censors took all the dirty bits out of my show, said Tom deludedly. The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm, said Tom humorlessly. The eclipse is starting, said Tom darkly. The enemy has taken stronghold F, said Tom effortlessly. The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods, said Tom contentedly. The hydroelectric plant's beautiful! said Tom fainting with dam praise. The laser is broken, said Tom incoherently. The paper boy wants money, said Tom collectively. The pH of this solution is just 3.5, said Tom half-assed-ly. The price for these lemons is ridiculous! Tom said sourly. The prisoner escaped by climbing down a rope, said Tom condescendingly. The prisoner goes downstairs, said Tom condescendingly. The ship is docked, said Tom importantly. The Soviet press is useful on hot days, said Tom fantastically. There are birds in the trees, Tom said swiftly. There is no end to this sequence of digits, said Tom irrationally. There's feline flesh all over the road, Tom said categorically. There's too much vermouth in my martini, Tom said dryly. These boxing gloves are too big, said Tom heavy-handedly. These genes are dominant, said Tom expressively. They threw me out of my subdivision, Tom said distractedly. Things are always happening to me, said Tom incidentally. This Bud's for you, said Tom lightly. This chicken has no beak, said Tom impeccably. This computer display is shocking, said Tom electrically. This has been a grave undertaking, said Tom cryptically. This is as vile as the Threepenny Opera, said Tom curtly. This is no manual shift car, Tom said automatically. This is power steering, Tom said automatically. This is the Coda, said Tom finally. This microfiche goes back where it belongs, said Tom complacently. This must be the high-voltage lead, said Tom crisply. This rocket came from outer space, Tom said exorbitantly. This salad dressing has too much vinegar, said Tom acidly. This will get me into the royal bedroom, said Tom kinkily. This, that, these, those, and such, said Tom demonstratively. Those with fancy foods must be careful with knives, said Tom delicately. To cook well, learn all about spices, Tom said sagely. Too bad I can't castle now! said Tom in Czech. Trains charge those going to rock concerts, said Tom with fanfare. Travel by motorcycle, said Tom triumphantly. Troops, there's no Christmas show this year, said Tom hopelessly. Try to get back on topic, Tom said moderately. Turn the record player down, said Tom disquietingly. Vote for _______, said Tom elec-tronically. Watch out for that slicing machine, said Tom disarmingly. Watch where you point that thing, Tom said carefully. We all know what comes after 'X'. said Tom, wisely. We had better keep to the subject, Tom said topically. We have another flat, Tom said tiredly. We need a home run hitter, said Tom ruthlessly. We're off to Scotland, said Tom clandestinely. Well, I'll be an S.O.B., said Tom doggedly. What I do best on a camping trip is sleep, said Tom intently. Which floor?, Tom said liftingly. Wrap this up, Tom said gladly. X's and, said Tom wisely. -Edward J O'Brien You are going to fail my class, said Tom's teacher degradingly. You are two short of a dozen, said Tom, tensely. You gave me two less than a dozen, said Tom tensely. You got the whole blanket said Tom, coldly. You have the right to remain silent, said Tom arrestingly. You JERK, said Tom galvanically. You need X-rays, said Tom flouroscopically. You won the bronze, said Tom meddlingly. You'll not be making music in MY auditorium, said Tom disconcertingly. You're losing your grippe! said Tom fluently. You're OUT! said Tom baselessly. Your bowling ball's not in the lane, said Tom gutturally. Zero, said Tom naughtily. ____________________, said Tom blankly.
