Date: Tue, 3 Apr 2001 19:15:28 -0700
From: st$pl$s@primenet.com ("grey st$pl$s")
Subject: Embarassing Moments
To: susansackett@compuserve.com ("Susan Sackett"), snail@aztec.asu.edu, nancybutterly@aol.com ("Nancy"), marhuerter@juno.com ("Marilyn Huerter"), jross@starboundtech.com ("Jamie Ross"), JamesGPeck@cs.com ("James G Peck"), gfrickey@bigfoot.com ("Gary Frickey"), dickkrueger@home.com ("Dick"), artfel@aztec.asu.edu ("Art")
Enjoy!
Embarrassing Moments!
Curl Up and Die
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
39, Seguin, TX
Pad, please!
An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage
insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I
wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get
me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.
46,Winston-Salem, NC
Ho, Ho, Ho
I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and
wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked
adorable, so I ran or my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well
that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards.
Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing
hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the
photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured
my reflection in the mirror - wearing nothing but a camera!
Name Withheld
Lady Golfer
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without
thinking,
I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
31, Ferndale, MI
Nuts about You
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety
of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just
looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy
grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my
sister has never let me forget.
34, Ellerslie, MD
Na-na na-na na-nah!
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some
pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after
receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be
punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell
Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was
deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what
they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity
and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard
when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.
Grey st$pl$s
Scottsdale, Arizona USA
480.990.1769