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Sent: Monday, July 16, 2001 4:36 PM
Subject: Fw: Senor Carlos

Subject: Senor Carlos

"Hey, boss I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house!"