These are some of the things that Phoebe has said that I've enjoyed. If you think that I should add a quote please e-mail me with it. Otherwise please enjoy some of the things that Phoebe has said on FRIENDS.
"Come dinosaur, we're not welcome in this house of no imagination [Monica's doll house]" -Phoebe to her green plastic dinosaur.
"Well, maybe the dog's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste." Phoebe on why her giant toy dog is OK for Monica's doll house.
"It's not that I don't 'believe' in it. It;s just that lately, I've been getting this feeling that I'm not being so much pulled down as I am pushed."-Phoebe to Ross on gravity
"I dunno. Monkeys. Darwin. It's a nice story but it just feels too easy. I just don't buy it. -Phoebe to Ross on Darwin
"She'll kill you Monica. She'll kill you like a dog in the street."- Phoebe, re. Rachels reaction to Monica going to Bloomingdales with Julie.
"Oh, that explains it, because she called me around 2am. At first all I could hear were little squeaky sounds so I thought maybe it was a mouse or a possum- but then I thought 'where would a mouse or a possum get the money to make a phonecall?'"-re. Monica's crying about her break-up with Richard.
"All right, you want a plan? Ross goes in through the air duct and disables the alarm. The rest of us rappel down ropes. We're in and out in 10 minutes, and disappear into the night."-conspiring to break up Chandler and Janice.
"It's so cute. It's like the whole world has a belly button."- Phoebe on Monica's globe shaped pencil sharpener.
"Build the unit, Cin-der-elly.
Lay the tiles, Cin-der-elly."-Phoebe, mocking Monica's orders to Joey.
"We're talking about innocent trees cut down in their prime, and then their corpses grotesquely dressed up with tinsel and twinkly lights. How do you sleep at night?"- Phoebe to Joey when he takes a job selling Christmas trees.
"Forget it, buttcrank. We're gonna watch what I wanna watch!"- Phoebe trying to sound like a big sister to Frank
( Incidentally did anyone else notice that before Frank was 'Frank' he accidentally left a condom in Phoebe's guitar case in episode 206 (TOW the Baby On the Bus)? Am I right? Reply in an email to ekfen@LineOne.net)
ROSS:"Are you sure she's in the cat, or have you
been taking your grandmother's glaucoma medicine again?"
Phoebe:"No, Doctor Sceptizmo, I'm sure. First of all, okay, there's
the feeling. Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into
my guitar case... which is lined with orange felt. My mother's favourite fish
is Orange Roughy. Cats like fish! Hi, Mommy.Oh, I haven't seen this smile
in 17 years!"
Monica:"I had it when I put.. Oh my God, it's in
the quiche! Oh My God!"
Phoebe:"Okay, don't panic. I'm gonna go to the store, I'm gonna
get you another set of nails, no one's gonna know, and you're gonna look great.
Oh! Oh, it's 'cause they're gonna eat... that's the problem."
Rick:"Would you mind spending some time on my sciatic
area? It's been killing me today"
Phoebe: "You mean the.. Okay, by sciatic, you mean the... Towel
covered portion?
Rick:"Yeah"
Phoebe:"Sure. Yeah. No, I can do that, yeah, because,
um, you know, usually the muscles in the sciatic area can get, you know, real
nice... and tight!"
Phoebe:"Before I start, I just wanna say that, um, I have a cold. So if I sneeze in the middle of a song, it's not on purpose. Oh! Except the last verse of Pepper People"
Phoebe:"Oh, hey, Mon.? Do you still have, like, your old blouses
and dresses from high school?"
Monica:"Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?"
Phoebe:"Well, it's just that maternity clothes are so expensive."
Phoebe:"Aw, Phebes..."
Rachel:"Honey, that's your name."
Phoebe:"That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called
each other."
Phoebe:"Being pregnant is hard on your tummy."
Joey:"Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow."
Phoebe:"That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that
glow too."