Al and Head pops into frame
and blocks out DOK, but Dok continues his speech.
Dok: --WF SummerSlam. And I think the
fans should give themselves a hand
because... Al interrupts.
Al: Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me!
Dok: You're not scheduled for this.
Al: I'm not scheduled for a lot if you haven't
noticed Dok. We have a little question here. I
noticed your selling some merchandise, right? We
wanted to know where the Head's merchandise
is...where my merchandise is Dok:
Uuh...I couldn't...? Al: Come on answer
the question Dok, we ain't got all
night. Dok: (looks at Head) Looks like
my ex-wife. Al: She got a better body
though. Dok: Uhh..that's true. I can't
answer that question for you, Al. Al and Dok
speak simultaneously.
Al: We've got ideas for merchandise..we've-- Al's
cut off. Dok: I think you need to go see
Vince McMahon. Al: I've been trying to go
to Vince McMahon...and he won't meet with
me--you know that. I know "they" want the
meeting. "They" want the meeting...I don't want
to talk to him. But I've, we've got a great idea
for merchandise. What don't you sell Head.
Everybody loves a little Head.
Dok turns away in awe and the HSN crew behind the
camera is heard laughing because of the head
"pun". Al: I think there is a great
market (Al holds Head up to his ear and
points to the sky and yells: "Haw-Haw!"...then
continues) for a little head. What do you think?
Dok: Well, uh, sure in some circles that
would work fine--- Al
interrupts. Al: I mean we all want it,
we all need it, we've got to have it...
(Oh no I lost audio here----don't know what the
last mini part was--there's not a lot, like a
couple of words. It goes back on.) Dok:
Alright, we rejoin J.R. and the King at ringside.
Zooms to only a closeup of Al's face. Al: I may
stop by there too...you never know. (Al smiles.)
Back to J.R. and the King at ringside
talking about Al. King: I tell you that
guy is an idiot. Ross: Which one, Dok?
King: No,...ha-ha...the one with the little Head.
Ross: Dok's a nice guy.
King: He should never be allowed on television.
Ross: Al Snow? King: Al Snow.
He's uh...you know...just a...
Ross: Folks let us remind you of a couple of
things while King is trying
to psycho-analyze...Your not Fraiser Crane here
tonight, are you? Lawler: Well, he's a
few beers short of a six-pack. You know what I
mean. Ross: I know what you mean. I smell what you're cooking.
HSN
studio cuts to Dok Hendrix for final thoughts.
DOK: Alright, thank a lot guys. You know I think
it's very appropo that we just heard from some of
the fans who had the time of their life tonight
at W----.