Well they had listed this as being hosted by Mick and Ivory so when I
started watching I was surprised to find that It
was not Mick and Ivory but Mick and Al,at the
request of UPN they had ask to have the show
hosted by Mick and Al after the great response
they received after Mick and Al hosted "The
Strip"show from a couple of weeks before Because of this I missed the opening shoot of the show,so this begins with the second break at which time I had my VCR ready Mick is reading from his
book...Mick:The blow to my face resulted in one
and a half teeth being knocked out a dislocated
jaw and a hole beneath my lip that I could stick
my tongue throw,Al I'm talking about the results of the most devastating type of match in the WWF
history Al is video taping
Mick..... Al:Yes! Mick:The hell in the
cell Al: I know and I have been involved in
some pretty devastating matches myself Mick:
Ha,ha,yea,pretty devastating for the fans to
watch,ha,ha Al:Very funny,let me ask you a
question Mick:Sure Al Mick is sitting in some kind of electric chair,Al turns it on Al:What
happens when I turn this little nob Mick: It
hurts Al,thats not funny Mick:Hell in a cell
match isn't funny ether,lets take a look Al
keeps turning the button and
says"ekkk,ekkk" Break three Mick and Al are
what looks like a commissary Mick:Ha,ha,now
thats funny stuff Al: Hey excuse me you seem to have something on your nose Mick(rubbing his
nose) Is it off??? Al:No it's something brown
from being stuck up the Rocks butt Mick:Hey
Al,(Mick picks up a bag of rolls) Know you're
roll and shut your mouth,what a coincidences
these bad boys where waiting right here for
me Al: You are such a suck up Mick:You would
such up to the Rock too if he let you Good
point Mick: Ha,ha,it is a good point,how about
a cup of beer big guy? Al:If you are going to
make me watch one of you matches I think I need
all the beer I can get Mick: Oh yea!,how many
championship belts have you had there?? Al: I
have had two! Mick: Which ones? Al: Tag Team
belt and the Hardcore belt Mick: And ahh,who
did you hang on to the Tag team belts
with?? Al: You! Exactly,and how many times
have you held the WWF championship?? Al:
None Mick: How many???? Al: None Mick: How
many??? Al: NONE!!! Mick: But Al there is
something we both have in common we have both
never held on to the Peoples
championship! Break 4 Mick and Al are standing
talking on the ramp Mick:Schwarzenagger has some classic lines Al:I got one(talks like
Arnold)It's not a tumor Mick: Thats good Al but listen(talking like Arnold)Cross the enemy see
them driven before you and ignore the limitation
of the woman! Al: What the hell is that
from?? Mick: Conan Al:
O'Brian??? Mick:No!,not Conan O'Brain you
jerk,the barbarian Al: Oh the Samoan guy you
used to manage Mick: No!,not he Samoan guy I
used to manage BACK IN 93!, hey lets talk about
the most devastating super stars ever
assembled Al: I know, Joey,Rodney and
Petie Mick: Those guys are a bunch of
pussys Al: Hee,hee,you called them
pussys Mick:No I want to talk abut a force that strikes fear into the heart of man! Al: Oh!,
Steve Blackmans promos! Mick: I said a group
Al,Blackman has one done two promos,that makes
that a pear Al: Oh and speaking of a
pear(camera pans down Mick),the shape of your
bodys in Mick: Shut up Al hold on to my best
selling book that I wrote myself,and let me spell it out for you,does this make any sence to
you??(Mick starts doing the D-X chop) Al: Whats wrong with you??,you having a seizure??,do I need to hold your tongue down?? Mick: I'm not having a seizure,I'm talking about D-X! Break five Mick and Al are sitting at the commentary table Al: This is so cool,we are behind the scenes at UPN
Smackdow Mick: I'm going to pretend to be one of the announcers,Oh my goodness this is a
sloberknocker,look a Mrs Folys baby
boy..... Al: Ease up you egomaniac,your going
to get us kicked out again,what are you going to
do for the millennium?? Mick:Al it's going to be great,what I'm going to do is have a big party at the Foly house Al: I didn't see no
invite Mick:It must be in the mail,spike the
punch bowl with Viagra,sit back with my video
camera and video tape the entire filthy
evening! Al: You are such a pervert,but you
could sell the fotage on the Spice
canel Mick:It's kind of like GTV isn't
it! Al: Hee,yea! break six they are back at
the top of the ramp Mick: Hey Al,you are not
GTV are you??? Al: Right!,like I'm going to be
respocible for myself mining copper Mick:
Really Al,we have seen alot of great moments in
the past year we both agree on the finest
moment,whould have been the ladder
match Al:Yes! Mick: Between Edge and Christan and the Hardy boys Al: Without a doubt
Mick:Man that Edge is some athlete Al: The only reson your saying that is because he laughs at
your stupid jokes Mick: Yea I know,Edge! Hey
Edgester,I got a new Al Snow joke for
ya Edge:(claping hands)Allright!
Mick:How many Al Snow matches fill out a best of
Al Snow tape?? Edge:You got
me. Mick:None!,there is no such thing!!!(Edge
laughs) Al: I really really hate you,I hate you both Break Seven Mick and Al are sitting in the arena Mick(holds Socko up which is on his hand) That Mr.Socko is phenomenal so are the sells of
this bad boy available around the country,I sure
would let to thank whoever invented
Mr.Socko Al: Your welcome Mick:Oh so you
invented MrSocko! Al: I did,it says so right
here in your book that just happens to be sitting here,available in book stores all around the
United States Mick; Thanks for your plug Al
because here at the WWF we usualy don't to that
type of thing Al: Well don't get an
Attitude Mick: Speaking of Attitude,that is one fine WWF Attitude shirt you are wearing Al: Why thank you be carefull because if you don't I may
have to belt you(Al holds up a plastic
belt) Mick(holding up a belt of his own) I may
have to belt you Al:you belt me I may have to
give you the finger(Al holds up a foam
finger)Mick:(holding a foam D-X)You give me the
finger you will turn into a x-wrestler,why don't
you just put a lid on it Al(Mick and Al put on
WWF hats) Mick:Gratuitus Pugs from us at the WWF and all of this is avalable nation wide except for Al's dolls which have been baned around the globe Al:Thats not funnie Mick: I think it is,look I'll make it up to you I'll get you something to eat Al: Ok I'll pay for it but you pay for the gratuity Mick:No I don't belive in being gratiitous and nether do your friends at the WWF(both Mick and Al give the thumbs up) Break
Eight Al and Mick are in the WWF recording
studio Mick: that was some devastating footage
there Al: Yea! man,Roger,Roger Mick: Whats
your Victor,Victor??,a little airplane
joke,speaking of airplanes Al look around here
with all these buttons it kind of feels like we
are driving our own little airlpane Al: It looks kind of cool,I wonder what one of these things does(Al wants to play with the buttons,Mick stops him) Dougie the Sound guy:Hey don't touch that! Mick:Hey,you don't talk to Al Snow like that. Al: Yea back off Mick:I talk to Al Snow that way,DON'T TOUCH THAT AL,Ha,ha, Al;Oh shut up Mick:On a
serious note Al it's time for reflection,we are at the end of the show Al:Yes... Mick: You are in the twilight of what could be said as a
medioker career Al:Bite me Mick; Any thoughts on what you are going to do after your not with
Sports entertainment? Al:Well,you know I have
put alot of thought into this,I guess I well have to give up on the Wal-Mart job,but on a serious
note I thought I would be a video producer and
how would you like to see a little of my
footage?? Mick: It's not footage of you
wrestling is it???,that would be a miserable way
to end the show Al:Shut up!,footage of me
wrestling would be a great way,but I have
something better Mick:What is it?? Al:Sneak
preview of the Stone Cold video Mick:Oh hell
yea! Al:Roll it Dougie Mick:Hey let me touch
that Dougie:NOOOOOO!!!! screen fades to
snow.....the end
UPN and the WWF Greatest Hits
On an after note:Tuesday's (November 30th's) presentation of the "WWF's Greatest Hits" special drew in a 3.0 rating. The show, which was broadcasted nationally (in most places) via UPN, was hosted by Mankind and Al Snow. The 1-hour-long program featured various clips, including past clips of the Austin/McMahon feud, The Rock's rise to the top, DX, the birth of Mr. Socko, past Hell in a Cell matches with Undertaker vs. Mankind ("King of the Ring" '98) and Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels ("In Your House - Badd Blood" '97), parts of the Hardy Boyz / Edge & Christian ladder match from "No Mercy" and clips of The Rock and The Big Show.