heat 10/26/03 Hello.......my Doctor told me to take walks there for this is a little late......or maybe not....if you are reading this on say thursday......then that would mean you are behind....not me......anyway this is your Webmaster Wayne-O!#%^* Reporting

Over here we have Chicken....on the top we have corn....no wait......forgot to turn on the VCR.....that was Ron Popeal(sp?).......don't you think that dude would look better with a moustache?

First match we find Hurricane and the S.H.I.T. Rosey vs Who would name their child "Arch" Kincaid and Bobby Rude who reminded me of a young Billy Gunn......match ends when Rosey gets Arch and Bobby smushed in a corner.....one of them gets a leg drop by Hurricane the other is whipped out of the corner by Rosey and a Samoan drop and Arch is Toast

Al:Well Rosey is showing this week that he isn't just a pile of S.H.I.T.

Coach:I think you are right(editors note:Gee nice come back there Coach!

Next match is Dreamer vs Roco/w Miss Jackie......Roco wiggles his butt at Dreamer and what not but Dreamer wasn't playing along......ha...ha Jackie gets in the ring and gives Dreamer a neck breaker and Roco gets a two count.......

Jackie:(to the Ref.)....What???....What???

as they move along again Jackie tries to pull off something but Dreamer stops her and gives her a big old French kiss.......which as Dreamer turns around he gets a boot to the noodle by Roco and he wins the match

back we go in time(editors note:I hope you set your clocks back or you'll be late for work....wouldn't want that now

back to Raw and Stone Cold and Test and what not

Next we find the S.H.I.T. in the back thinking of eating a donut.....Hurricane stops him and wants to know if maybe eating that donut was why he get stuck in the phone booth last monday......in walks the big new guy John whats his name.....he says that Hurricane and S.H.I.T. are his two fav. superstars.....he's got a digital camera and he wants to take a photo for little Johnny.....Hurricane wants to know where Johnny is so he can be in a picture......John says Johnny is a little camera shy......sorry........anyway.....no more donuts.....S.H.I.T. walks off all depressed like.....Hurricane looks around and starts eating the donut

Al:Oh man I love Donuts!!!

Al sees a Sign that says"Coach beat up my dad"

Al:That is right kid Coach beat up your dad and took your mom out on a date

Coach is the new book reviewer and the book is Lita's book and he dogs lita and yes Al goes along with what Coach is saying........ah oh..here comes Lita

Al:What is she doing out here? this is Coach's time!?

Lita says that Coach was a pain in the butt

Al:Ingrateful!

Coach thinks that is real cute of Lita and makes lite of hat he is a big man and she should watch out what she says to him.......so back off

Al:Put her in her place Coach

Lita then plays that she is sooo sorry........but she wants to show Coach how sorry she is by kicking him in the balls and out of the ring.....Ha ha...

Al laughs and laughs.....Lita makes her way up the ramp saying"I'm so sorry....I'm so sorry.........Al goes on to say something and is cut off by Spike tv

when the come back Al is still laughing

Coach:Why are you still laughing??

Al:You got kicked by a Chick

Coach:I seen it coming by the way.....but look we have to move on.....and they do

Back to Raw and the stuff with Goldburg......too funny they kidnapped the money.......hey that was the best part of RAW

A good by to Hawk.......what a Rush dude.....R.I.P.

Last fun of the night is Val vs Stevie......lol....Stevie too is wearing a towel and Victoria stops and tries too peep under it......Stevie stops her

Al:Motel 6 is going to be upset that they are missing two towels this week

Stevie gets in the ring and does the Val gimmick only to get kicked in the guts to start the match......they wrestle around and around till Val stops and he spys Flower and he makes like he is a movie camera........Val gets right up to her as she is on the apron.....Flower goes to hit Val in the chops but Val movies and Stevie gets her slap to the face......Val puts Stevie in a figure four of all things...Victoria has her backed turned all upset that her hand hurts......getting no help from Flower .....Boo taps out.....

Flower is pointing to her hand"Bad Hand.....Bad Hand"....she turns around and is in shock to see that her Boo has lost the match

Now it is dark