heat 5/18/03 Welcome to the 5/18 Sunday Night Heat pre-view of the pre-view of the pre-view for Judgment Day PPV........
Your webmaster Wayne-O!#$%^* reporting
Coach thanks the fans over in the UK for staying up late to watch the PPV and Heat(Editors note:Does that ever happen?)
Al makes light of the fact that for the next hour Al and Coach have to work together(Editors note:It kind of looked to me like Al didn't really want to be there)
They then build up the main event HHH vs Nash.....Big Show vs Brock......the Battle Royal.......then Al tries to make a funny about tails as the talk about the Tori Wilson vs Sable match.......they show clips of the Sable/Tori work
Oh we next see Sable walking in the back......Josh stops her.....
Josh:I know this inappropriate for me to say but I'm really looking forward to the bikini challenge
Sable:Well of course you are Josh.....because you are just a sex starved boy.....you are exactly who Tori Wilson appeals to.......but when I revile my Bikini tonight.......not only boys but grown men will stand in awe of me.......because I am going to look soooooo HOT(Sable pulls Josh to her by his shirt collar)......that I am going to knock you right back into puberty.....(Sable then puts her fingers thru Josh's hair).....A little stiff are we Josh(Editors note:get it?????)......Sable walks away
Big Show/Brock is hyped again.....the Battle Royal........the womans match...Test/Big Pump vs La Resistance(Editors note:Al tries to sound French)........HHH vs Nash
They then show clips of the WWE going to the UK and what not......they then talk about Chavo and the match with Team Angle.....and into Brock vs Big Show (again)......the yellow line to cross over ect ect......they hype the sickness of Piper on Raw...Then they move on to hype Freddie on Raw.....Three Minute Warning and Freddie's book...which Al is going to read and get autographed
They show how Stone Cold brings back the Dudly Boys and Freddie telling Devon to"Get the Table"
They then move on the hype the IC Belt begining with Pat Patterson.....ect ect
Eric is seen walking in the back..he looks over to see Chief Morly chatting with Kim Chee......
Eric:I hate to break this up but will you come over here please?
Chief:Sure
Eric:What are you doing here?
Chief:Eric I was thinking about wrestling in the IC Battle Royal tonight
Eric:Well you were were you?.....let me remind you of something.....Chief Morley was never IC Champon
Chief:Good point..I guess Chief Morley won't be competing in the Battle Royal tonight.......Morley walks off .....Eric looks stupid........Coach says
Coach:Duh.....what is that all about(editors note:See Coach was trying not to act stupid)
They hype that there will be a match tonight.....Hurricane vs Steven Richards....they do the Stacker Two thingie of the night.......they then hype the Woman title match again and we go to the back where Terri is interviewing Teddy Long
Terri:So Teddy Long let me......
Teddy:Hold on Baby Girl get it right...the name is Theodore R. Long don't be haterizing
Terri:Ah....O.k....Theodore R Long is tonights Fatal Four Way yet another atempt the "MAN" to keep you down?
Teddy:Right....on the for real-a.....you know you are pretty smart for a white girl......let me tell you something...now tonight right here at Judgment Day the "MAN" has put my girl Jazz the WWE Womens champ in the ring with three other woman.....which means she could lose her title without even getting pinned.....now you know that is straight up haterization.....but now let me tell you something.....here is what is going to happen.....Jazz is going to be Thugging and Bugging a little harder because we are going to send a message to whitey tonight to let him know one thing...what is that girl???
Jazz:I'll say it once and I'll say it again.....the (Beep!) is back
Teddy:And most of all the(Beep!) is Black.....you feel me!????(editors note:This stuff cracks me up.....haterization???.....lol
Al and Coach play stupid as to who could understand what was just said......and they move on......they hype the PPV .......AGAIN!.......and on and on and on they go.....they show the work with Piper on Smackdown and other stuff and stuff .....an interview with Team Angle ........they end the show with Hurricane winning his match against Steven Richards
Now it is dark