Hello and welcome to this weeks Heat report......take your Bike to the side of the house and have a seat in the Living room and we'll get to the report
Same old same old as The Coach welcomes us to the show......Al makes fun of what happened to Coach on Raw with The Rock.....
First match Rhyno vs Stevie.....Stevie gets in Rhyno's face and Slaps Rhyno across the face and it was on....in the mean time Al states that Stevie is and or has been upset because somebody Kidnapped Stevie's Game Boy.......or was it his Flower?.....Rhyno comes to the number nine of being counted out......later both guys are down and the fans count with the Ref to the count of 8.......oh....good Stevie Kick to the chops on Rhyno.....a spine Buster by Stevie which makes Rhyno all upset and Stevie turns to get the Gore....
O.K. next we go back to Raw and the Coach giving Eugene a bad time making Eugene want to cry saying that Eugene had no friends and what not.......the Rock's music hits to save the day........which was pretty cool......I love how Wrestling fans love Eugene so much....it's the oddest thing........Rock calls Coach a Popcorn Fart.....lol....Eugene gets to do the"It doesn't matter what you think"I liked the part where Rock asked him who his Fav. Wrestler was and Eugene says HHH.....Garrison trys to make the save but in the end Eugene gets to give the Coach the People's Elbow.........the fans go nuts....
Coach makes the statment that it's now on with Eugene......Al pretty much says"Whatever".......Ah.....BURN!!!!!
Sting of the night was Kane beating on Matt and her answer is yes to whatever the hell the question was
next match is La Resistance vs Surfer Boy Bobby Babaganouch and Mull Skinner Josh Babaganouch.....Coach and Al go on about Bobby Babaganouch stoped Surfing long enough for this match......the match it's self is what you might think and pretty much the Babaganouch's getting killed......but you know the Babaganouch's get two or three good moves in .......ah.....yea......winners La Reistance
We go back to Raw and the 20 man over the top rope match which was won by Kane after Shawn made a run in and knocked HHH over the top rope.......so Kane gets the next shot at the belt at the next Bad Blood....my question when it happened was"why Kane"????......who in THE Hell is writing this stuff?...would'nt you think it would be Shelton??.......but I'm just a bottom feeder so what do I know?
Slam of the week Randy Tapping out to the Cross Face
Main Event is Garrison Cade vs Hurricane........again these two wrestling each other.....ugh.........yea yea Coach goes on and on about how Garrison is the man and what not......poo!.....Ha.....Al says about Coach
Al:You small like Road Kill
Al wonders just what Coach and Garrison have which each other.....Al laughs so hard at Coach saying he has never lost at a PPV......anyway......2 count on a flying DDT by Hurricane........but Garrison hits Hurricane with an elbow drop from the top rope.......and that is the end of that.......
Now go get your Bike and go home......I hear your Mama calling you