Here is your Stevie Night Heat Report for 6/30/03
Your webmaster Wayne-O!#%^* Reporting
Coach:Welcome to the First Network for Men
Al:What are you doing on it?
Al starts going off on Coach about what he is wearing....seems Coach and Al are wearing the same shirt...but which is odd because later in the show they show Al and Coach and sure their shirts are both white but Al's has Buttons and Coach's doesn't.....so ummm.....I don't get it
First match is Rosey vs Garrison Cole( closed caption poo-poo)...but we know it's Cade now don't we?
Doesn't matter as Rosey plays Jobber to Garrison
We then move on to what might be called Rico's Runway.....
(editors note:I would call it something else.....but hey this site should be promoting WWE.....so I'll keep my feeling to myself)
Seems Jackie is going to show us what she is wearing......Jan the makeup lady gets in Camera range and Rico gets upset.....as we go off to watch more First Network for Men adds Rico reminds us.....
Rico:Don't Finger the Remote!
Blast of the night was Rodney Mack getting killed by Goldburg on Raw....
Next match was Val Venis vs Roman Kazachakokoooooo
Again Val goes on about his porno film company.....then wins the match with the Money Shot.....as the looks for some girl to give his Towel to Al says
Al:Stop waving he's not going to give it to you
They then show us the recap of Mick's Tribute from Raw......then they show Mick getting attacked by Ric and Randy.....
Mick goes rolling down the steps....
Vince:Somebody......ah.....give me some help........I need a Janitor
(editors note:too funny)
Rico's Runway again......once again Jan the makeup lady does a dance......Rico again gets upset
Next match was Rico vs Dreamer.......recap might be that Rico kissed Dreamer and got the fans chanting......
Fans:you are Gay.....you are Gay
......Dreamer at one point goes for the pin but Jackie puts Rico's foot on the ropes.......Jackie ends up in the ring face to face with Dreamer....Jackie gives Dreamer a slap on the face........Dream sets up to give her a DDT....Rico makes the save and Rico somehow wins the match
But none of this is why we are here reading this......it's time for Stevie Night Heat!
Terri is in the back in the mens locker room
Terri:You know I am in the Mens Locker room because Stevie Richards pitched a fit to have an Interview...he wants to show us something.....so here we go into the Men's Locker......
Victoria:In here Terri(Victoria is in the Men's Restroom)
Terri:Great....Great.....so what am I doing in the men's Restroom?
Seems Stevie is in the Can
Victoria:Hurry Stevie.....oh you are going to love it....it's huge
Stevie:Almost ready here...hang on
Victoria:Oh it's Huge!
Stevie flushes
Stevie pops his head up out of the stall
Stevie:Ok baby pass me the bag.....Victoria gives him the bag
Victoria:Hurry...Hurry....Hurry!!!!
Terri:You said it was huge?
Victoria:It's huge
Terri:That is reather Frighting to me
Stevie passes his Pink panties to Victoria
Stevie:Hey Terri
Terri:Ah yea.....ummm
Stevie pops his head over the Stall and tries to give is underwear to Terri
Victoria laughs and laughs
Stevie:I was just joking
Victoria:Oh he is so Cookie
Al:Did somebody just say Cookie?
Victoria:Hurry Stevie....Hurry
Stevie:(singing).....I'll show you...
Terri:Whack-a-do
Stevie:Ok I'm ready
Victoria:Hurry..Hurry
Stevie:Here we go!
Stevie steps out of the Can wearing Pink panties
Victoria:It's Huge I told you
Stevie turns around
Victoria laughs
The back of Stevie's new Pink panties now say"Stevie Night Heat"
Victoria:What's it say(She points to the words on Stevie's butt
Stevie:All Stevie.....All Night...Nothing but Heat......how does it look?
Victoria slaps him on the butt
Stevie hows it look?
Terri:Wait....Wait.....this is why I am in the Men's Locker room
Victoia:It's Beautiful
Terri:Oh God!
Terri walks away
Stevie and Victoria:What?
Next was the Kane unmasking on Raw
......Wow....it's Glen Jacobs with a bad hair cut
.....who know?
And your main Event is Glodust/Trish vs Stevie/Victoria
Al:All Stevie.....All Night.....nothing but Heat!....
Coach:I'm not saying nothing.....he's saying it's his show
Al:Didn't he get the Memo?
Coach:After last weeks show I sent him one and signed your name to it....I hope you don't mind.....it said...Sunday Night Heat is not the Stevie Richards show.....it's our show
Al:As long as you put your address on it
Recap of the match would be......
A nice Victory Roll and a drop kick by Trish......Goldust Butt droped Victoria to the mat
Goldust freaks out and kissed Victoria again.....I think it was a Fench kiss
Al:I don't think I have ever seen Steven Richards kiss her
Coach:I don't think I want to see Steven kiss her
Trish was sent for the ride and outside the ring Stevie trips her
A nice Sidewalk slam by Victoia
Trish rolled up Stevie but only get a two count
Stevie is drop kicked out of the ring and the girls go at it but Stevie is still the man in
Stevie finds his way back into the ring and as Stevie and Goldust go at it Victoria climbs to the top rope......Goldust shakes her down to the second rope.....Trish was taged in and flips Victoria to the mat.....Trish sets Victoria up for the Shattered Dreams......Goldust is about to make his move but from behind comes Stevie.....Stevie is tripped head first into.....ummm......into Victoria's Vigina
Stevie and Goldust fight outside the ring.......Trish sent Victoria for the ride
Wait.....wait......Stevie is still the one taged in......
Trish sets Victoria up for the Stratusfaction.....Stevie rolls into the ring rolls up Trish for the win.......
Ha ha...
Al:Well you know what they say......All Stevie.....All Night......and nothing but Heat
Coach:You are not going to buy into this are you?
Al:Well Yea!
Now it is dark
Lets hope that....All Stevie.....All Night....Nothing but Heat doesn't glow in the dark