Welcome to your Stevie Night Heat Report for 7/6/03
Your Webmaster Wayne-O!#$^* Reporting
To open the show we find Stevie and Victoria in the back
Stevie:Oh Flower.....
(editors note:I'm pretty sure he called Victoria "Flower")
Stevie:Isn't this great......two victories....two Main Events.....Stevie Night Heat......and tonight the 3rd week of Stevie Night Heat.....I'm going to Wrestle....I'm going to Entertain the fans......as a matter of fact where is that intern at?
The Intern walks in
Stevie:Hey Ross come here for a second.......when am I on tonight?
Ross:You are not Wrestling tonight Stevie
Stevie:What????
Ross:You are not on
Stevie:What are you talking about?....Uh?......you are fired!......get out of here.....take your stuff......
Goldust walks in behind them
Stevie:Who is crazy enough to take my spot!!!!?????
Goldust:(talking goofy)...Who is crazy enough to take my spot!!??.......what are you crying about now?
Stevie:You....
Goldust:What?
Stevie:You took my match on my show
Goldust:I did?
Stevie:YES!...YES....YOU!
Goldust:You just need to settle down some......you are too Whacky....Whack.......Whack off......Whack it off.....off......you are off tonight?......
Goldust runs off
Coach:Well we know who we are not going to see now
Al:Yea it looks like we will not be seeing Stevie Richards
Coach:But it's Stevie Richards show
Al:That is true..it's All Stevie....all Nigh...and nothing but Heat....but it looks like Stevie can't even be on his own show
Coach:I guess not
The match first up is Goldust vs some Jobber Dude
Stevie makes a visit to Al and the Coach
Al:What the????.....what are you doing here?
Stevie:This is crap
Al:What is crap?
Stevie:This is my show
Coach:Stevie we just saw you....
Al:So
Goldust from the ring wonders what the hell is going on
Stevie:It's my show
Coach:Stevie you are....
Al:What did he do??
Coach:Stevie if you don't mind Goldust is having a match right now
Stevie:This is my match
Coach:This is not your match
Al:You are not in the ring
Coach:You have had a good couple of weeks we'll give you that but it's Goldust's time not yours
Al:Well Sunday Night Heat has just started
Stevie:Stevie Night Heat.....
Stevie runs off
Al:What do you think he's going to do?
Coach:I don't know....he isn't here.....that is good thing
Goldust pins the Jobber.....
Down the ramp runs Stevie like a mad man
Into the ring and Goldust gets a Sevie Kick to the Jaw.......Stevie sets Goldust up for the Shattered Dreams......
'BLAM-O!#$%^*
Stevie:It's my show
Al:I was crazy but Stevie is crazy....he missed medication day at the Hospital again
Slam of the night was the Womens title match on Raw
Next match Garrison Cade won over Mike Doan
Recap of Stacy/Scott vs Test/ Jerico from Raw
Blast of the night was Christain vs Booker T from Raw
Val Venis won over Mike Bell
Wrestlemain Recall was my buddy Alice Cooper and Jake the Snake
Main Event Rosey got the 3D from the Dudley Boyz
Now it is Dark