Fireworks go off and Coach welcomes us to the show......first match is Tyson Taco along with him is Trish........this match is against Heat star Val..........Trish stays at ring side....
Al:She is a bad girl......I would spank her
Al has more fun talking about Trish and not the match......Iron Claw by the Taco........then they make fun of Kamala from Raw........was funny when the one Blonde gave Kamala a Titie twister......she gets my vote........Val Clotheslines Taco in the corner......Power Bomb by Val for the second two count.......Val tries for the second rope........Val's arms were tied on the ropes......with Trish's help with a kick to Vals leg and the Taco wins
We go back to Raw and the Diva stuff and the Kamala stuff which was reallllllllllly bad............except for the last 3 girls.........
Next match is Rhyno/and his little buddy for the rising sun vs The McBabaganouch brothers Rory McBabaganouch who thought he was an x-Headbanger......Rory tages in Robbie McBabaganouch.......he too thinks he is a Headbanger......Al thinks if the McBabaganouch Brothers lift their skirts and Moon Rhyno they might win......but we all know this is a Jobber match.........Rory Babaganouch was playing stupided........Robbie loses his head and Rory gets the gore and that is it.....
We go back to Raw and the end of the 20 Man Battle Royal and Jericho and Randy in whch Randy won the match to fight Chris at Summer Slam.......Ahhh....this does not make HHH happy
Next match is the French dudes....seems it's Conway vs......oh no.....the singing.......make them stop.....what would Lanch Storm think????.....oh it's vs Rosey who is now a Super Hero.....Yea.....Hurricane is at ringside........USA chants by the fans.......did Coach say he's seen smaller tits???.....uh?......a fight outside the ring with Hurricane and the other French dude.....the French dude speaks french outside the ring....Al thinks he speaking in Tongues......what????......Rosey wins with a roll up?.....Holy Cow!
We go to the package about Smackdown your vote
Sting of the Night was the Batista vs Chris match and then the 60 minute Iron Man match flashback.....Eugene is the man.....Ha!
Slam of the week was Stevie dressed like a Woman
Main Event is Jazz/Molly vs Nidia/Flower.......Al likes her drunks......yea.....Flower is so cute........Molly works on Flower first......a hip toss.....nice team work by Nidia and Flower......Nidia goes ard on the outside.......she is stuned.......Nidia and Molly duke it out for a while.....now it's Nidia and Jazz beating her up.......back bridge by Jazz......ouch.........two count for Jazz but Jazz lets her up......ohhh a neck breaker by Nidia.....Nidia tags in Flower.....Nidia with a spear.........out come Stevie and gets in Flowers face......Jazz pins Flower........Stevie is on his hands and knees saying that Flower should just talk to him.....I don't get it