Welcome to 100MG of Stevie Night Heat for 8/17/03

Your Webmaster Wayne-0!@#%* reporting

First off I would like to thank all those who wished me Happy Birthday last week......all 3 of you.......I got some great Birthday Presents from Rosey......I got a Jock Strap and dinner at IHOP......what more could a man want?????

Any who this isn't a website about me so lets get on to what went down on Stevie Night Heat

First match was Maven vs Steve Fender.......Maven wins with a flying DDT......I give the match 8 stars

Next up is what we have all been waiting for and that is a Stevie package........we find Stevie and Victoria back stage......

Stevie:Hi....welcome to the special behind the scene look at Stevie Night Heat.....I'm your General Manager and this is Flower.........there he is......there he is....there he is

I have to point out here that Flower is wearing and old pink rope and big foot slippers........they have found Al and Dreamer eating in Catering

Stevie:So you want a Stevie Night Heat exclusive uh Al Stone!

Al:Stevie I'm eating

Stevie:I'm glad you asked

Flower is picking food off of Al's plate and eating it

Editors note:Looks like French Fries

Stevie:See I'm taking Stevie Night Heat to a whole new level.....I am creating this day foreward"Must see Stev-E....it's an original concept that I thought of and

Tommy Dreamer is laughing sitting to the left

Dreamer:Yea that is real original

Stevie plays up that he just noticed Tommy sitting there

Stevie:Oh.....Hi Tommy what a big surprise.....look everybody Tommy Dreamer is eating in Catering again

Flower moves over to Tommy's side and starts picking food off of his plate

Stevie:Look at you...Mr.Hardcore....Mr.Extreme.....where are all your Extreme fiends now

Al: I'm right here

Stevie:Perfect example Al Stone went from a Wrestler to a color Commentator.....now he is promoted to Stevie Night Heat exclusives.....what can I do with you???.....look at you.....what can I do with you?.....you have nothing......you have no body..

At this point Flower has jumped onto the table

Flower:Look Stevie I am Godzilla

Stevie:You remind me of somebody else.....who is it?......yea.....another fat slob Mick Foley.....but at least he became a best selling author.....what are you going to do?....write a book"Eat my way to Failure"???

Stevie laughs and laughs

Al:Ha Ha....yea(sarcastically)

Stevie:Look at you....look at you Tommy...what can I do with you?

Dreamer:Well Stevie you make allot of good points.....

Dream picks up Stevie's little hat he as been wearing and opens it up

Dreamer:Al you want to help me?

Al:Sure

Dreamer:Maybe you are Right

Al:That is what friends are for

Dreamer:Maybe I should be allot more like Mick Foley

Dreamer pores his soup into Stevies hat

Flower:Ah!!!!!

Dreamer puts th hat on Stevies head soup and all

Dreamer:Have a Nice Day

Flower:Ah!....my gift I gave you

Al:Well for Stevie Night Heat.....I'm Al Stone......somebody help me!!!!!!

Wrestlemania Recall was from 1995 LT vs Bam Bam

Stevie's match with Dreamer was next and the wrestled around some......Stevie at one points talks the Ref into not watching what is going on and Flower hits Dreamer with a leg drop...Stevie gets a two count

Al:Wasn't Flower a Skunk in Bambi???

Flower uses the Kindo Stick to pass Stevie his souped up hat which Stevie puts on his head.....Stevie messes with a leg drop or something(call it what you will)....they wrestle around some more until Dream has Stevie Pinned.....put it's the old Flower mess with the Ref trick.....Dreamer gets up and goes over to see what is up.....the Flower goes for a smack on the face......but no....no...noDreamer gives Flower a big old kiss on the lips.......Stevie gets up and hits Dreamer with a tevie Kick for the win

Al:Wow don't kiss his Flower!

......I the match gets 10 stars

Back to Raw we went and what went down with Goldburg and Flair

Now I have to ask you....If you seen Jeepers Creepers.......why would they make a number Two????

Boot of the Week was the work on Raw with Jericho and Nash and hair

Next match was Jindrak/Cade vs Slader Vain/Kenny Anderson with Guest Ref Jacquline who really didn't do much.......Vain gets his teeth knocked out....winners Jindrak/Cade

I the match gets two stars

Back to Raw we went again and stuff with JR...Eric.....Kane..and RVD

Rewind was Ric/test/Big Papa Pump from Raw

Last Match was Test beating Val with a boot to the face

I this match gets 7 stars

Now it is Dark