Here is a joke to start you of with:
Q:Why do ducks have flat feet?
A:To stamp out forest fires(ha ha ha!)
Q:Why do elephants have flat feet?
A:To stamp out burning ducks!(ha ha ha!)
Here is another bad joke:
Gary:Why did the turkey cross the road?
Bruce:Why?
Gary:To get the Province
Bruce:I don't get it
Gary:Neither do I. I get the Vancouver Sun.
Oh, and by the, if you read this page, you shouldn't have! It was originally published for an illegal paper! My life is ruined! Help!
