Listed below are Pen Pics of the players along with nicknames(that
    are printable) and there theme songs!!!.
    
    John Carr a.k.a JC .
    An exiled Geordie with a drysense of humour. 
    Never one too mix his words. Phantom off spinner
    and stonewall bat. Regular in the 3rd XI.
    
    Mel Jenkins . 
    Wicket Keeper who keeps his best for the big 
    occassion. 1st XI appearances have been limited.
    
    Howard Jones a.k.a Claude, Bok, H. 
    Zimbabwean born. Still grunts and growls in the
    1st XI but with diminishing pace and ferocity.
    Won the bowling averages in 1996 and 1996. A fierce
    competitor with a never say die attitude.
    "Reasons to be Cheerful"- Ian Dury
    
    Chris Denmead a.k.a Donkey, Gonzo. The scorer and 
    emergency 12th man. Has scored for many years and 
    another stalwart club man.
    
    Justin Evans a.k.a Suicidal Sid.
    Boycottesque opening batsman and wicket keeper.
    Gives it 100% everygame and hates to lose. Doesn't
    really score as many runs as his ability would allow.
    "Suicide Blonde"- INXS
    
    Paul Evans a.k.a Pap. 
    Is his nickname a reference to his batting?. Opening
    bat who may move into the middle order this season.
    Good slipper and even better lager drinker. Wears
    some of the worst training shoes in Wales
    
    Tahir Mukthar a.k.a Tai
    Local entrepeneur who returned to the side last season
    but had sadly forgotton how to catch. Stylish middle
    order bat and one of the first names on the team sheet
    due to the fact he has a very large car.
    "Money, Money, Money"-ABBA
    
    Kelvin Griffiths aka Fish.
    A very odd man!! Attacking bat and off spinner. Due to
    lager drinking committments his appearances were limited
    in 97 but performed very well when he took the field
    "Just an illusion"- Imagination
    
    Mike Scarf aka Windsor, Albert. 
    Last years 3rd XI captain and club payer of the year
    who we hope will play regularly for the 1st XI this year.
    Solid left hand opening bat and reliable fielder.
    "Daydream Believer"- The Monkees
    
    The Pro a.k.a Spoilt Bastard, Oxo.
    The Editor and 1st XI captain.Underpaid, overstressed
    miracle worker. Number three bat and opening bowler who
    has performed consistently for the club over the past four 
    seasons.
    "Simply the Best"- Tina Turner
    
    Chris Harman a.k.a Vera
    Gave up a very promising sprinting career to play cricket.
    Swing bowler who performed very consistently in 97. 
    98 could be his season. Underated batsman.
    "It ain't what you do its the way that you do it"- Fun Boy Three
    
    Stuart Brookes a.k.a Brookesey
    Played regularly in 97 and gave glimpses of what he can do.
    Another with a very big car. Rumoured to be not playing in
    98 due to work commitments.
    
    Lee Howells a.k.a Rambo, Art Malik
    One of the oldest students in the UK, Lee is a very useful
    all rounder whose one major fault is he doesn't play away
    matches.
    
    Paul Glazier a.k.a Starskey
    Paul lives in Devon but is currently studying at UWIC.
    Opening bowler who also fancies himself as a batsmen
    (don't they all). A disappointing debut season in 97.