Multiplication

Once upon a time in a place very similar to this one there lived a little girl named Brenda and her mother. One day the little girl was coming home from school, she didn't want to tell her mother that she was having problems in math so she didn't say a word about it. Brenda's mother always had a nice snack ready for Brenda when she can home from school (I wish my mother did that for me!!) When Brenda came home from school she saw her mother didn't have her snack ready, but she was on her hands and knees with a spray can.

"Mommy, what are you doing?" Brenda asked.
"I'm spraying for roaches, dear." replied her mother.
"We don't have roaches mommy."
"I saw a roach this morning and you know how fast roaches multiply."
Looked in amazement and said "Well Mommy if you see a roach can you have it teach me the three times table; I'm having a test in it tomorrow."

The Stupid End


Go to the next story or go back to my playhouse.

roaches checked into the roach motel, but they didn't check out yet!!