10)Everytime you back up you here a beeping noise.
09)You have to take a bath at Sea World!
08)You belt size is equator!
07)If little moons orbit around you.
06)If a guy thinks he got "it" in but he really has "it" between a roll of fat!
05)If your dinner along could feed a 3rd world country for a year.
04)If that same guy rolls over 4 times and he still is on top of you.
03)If you motto is slap a thigh and roll with the tide!!!
02)If Richard Simons follows you around and tries to hug you!
01)You has to wear a watch on each arm because your body covers two or more time zones!