10) I'm a 1,000 year old Chicken that got that way from staying out of Kentuckey.
09) I think Nick Carter is gay.
08) I just married all the Backstreet Boys on the internet.
07) I am Kenny from South Park and I'm about to committ sucide!!
06) Bill Clinton should stop apologizing to Monica Lewinsky and her family, and apologize to the public for forcing us to see Monica's ugly mug on the news everyday!
05) Loriana Bobbit should be the spokeswoman for Viagra!!!
04) I have been sexually harrased by Bill Clinton via e-mail!! Now give me 1 million
03) I currently sign my e-mail as Mrs. Dorough-Pitt (Howie and Brad's last names).
02) I love Al Gore, Damn he is so sexy!!! He just makes me wanna.......... OH YEAH BABY!!
01) Backstreet Boys are the anti Christ!!!!
Well folks send me your love! Remember I said love not hate! I love the Backstreet Boys and well I don't want a thousand girls
cursing me out about #1 & #8!
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