Season 5

Season Five

These are wavs from season five. Notice they are in alphabetical order, not episode order. Enjoy!

all_game.wav "It's all a game. You just take their pieces one by one until the board is clear."- CSM, The End

all4you.wav "I do it all for you, Mulder!"- Scully, Bad Blood

allhell.wav Krycek and Marita's first encounter in Patient X

bandstnd.wav "You're obviously not a fan of American Bandstand, Scully."- Mulder, Chinga

beat_you.wav Krycek attacks Mulder. Mulder retorts with a hilarious comeback in The Red and the Black

beliefs.wav Mulder and that other guy talk about beliefs in The Pine Bluff Varient

boyish.wav "Hey Scully...Is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?"- Mulder, Schizogeny

call_cab.wav "I don't need a car. You can just call me a cab. That'll be fine."- Mulder, The Pine Bluff Varient

comm.wav Mulder and Scully talk about communication skills.- Detour

constip.wav Scully and Mulder looking at his picture in the newspaper, to which Scully makes a comment.- Patient X

crmchees.wav "You know, I haven't eaten since 6:00 this morning and all that was half ???? cream cheese bagel and it wasn't even real cream cheese! It was light cream cheese!"- Scully, Bad Blood

didntell.wav "Why the hell didn't you tell me that from the beginning?"- Scully, Bad Blood

dirtymnd.wav Mulder and Gibson Praise discuss "Baywatch" in The End

dontcare.wav "You think I don't care?"- Scully, The End

dspr_bit.wav "I have to disappear for a bit."- Scully, The End

end_line.wav "I'm sorry, I think this is the end of the line.- Byers, Unusual Suspects

evidence.wav Mulder, Scully, and some evidence...- Kill Switch

feedfish.wav "You don't hear from me by midnight...feed my fish."- Mulder, The Pine Bluff Varient

geraldo.wav "Do I look like Geraldo to you? Don't lie to me like I'm Geraldo. I'm not Geraldo!"- Det. Munch, Unusual Suspects

gimp_off.wav "Tell the gimp to back off."- Mulder, The Pine Bluff Varient

gotexpln.wav Mulder tries to explain himself to Scully in the office...- Chinga

hellhole.wav "Let's get out of this hell-hole."- Marita, Patient X

hello.wav "Hello?"- Mulder, Chinga

idid_not.wav "I did not."- Mulder, Bad Blood

kiss_ass.wav "You tell them to kiss my American ass."- Krycek, Patient X

kryruss.wav Er, I can't quite type what Krycek says, but the translation is as follows: Good luck to you, my friend.- The Red and the Black

laughing.wav A nice clip of Mulder laughing in Bad Blood

littlegs.wav "Come on, Scully! Get those little legs moving, come on!"- Mulder, Bad Blood

loadcrap.wav "This is a load of crap!"- Scully, Kill Switch

looking.wav Mulder has no idea what Scully needs to look for.- Bad Blood

lrgemrge.wav "Prison, Scully. Your cellmate's nickname is gonna be Large Marge, she gonna read a lot of Gertrude Stein..."- Mulder, Bad Blood

magicfng.wav "I just put money in the magic fingers!"- Scully, Bad Blood

marry_me.wav "Marry me."- Mulder, Chinga

mulder!.wav "Chlorohydrate's in the pizza...Pizza guy...*gasp* Mulder!"- Scully, Bad Blood

oh_sh.wav "Oh, sh-::XF theme::"- Mulder, Bad Blood

ohmygod.wav "Oh my God...Oh my God...Oh my God..."- Scully, The Red and the Black

ooo_boy.wav "Hoo boy."- Scully, Bad Blood

on_vactn.wav "I'm on vacation."- Scully, Chinga

pointcme.wav "If there's a point, Mulder, please feel free to come to it."- Scully, Bad Blood

scntexpl.wav "There has to be a scientific explanation for this."- Scully, Schizogeny

shaft.wav "Who's the black private dick, who's the sex machine with all the chicks? Shaft! Can ya dig it? They say this cat's shaft is a baaad mutha-shut yo mouth! Talkin' bout the shaft.- Mulder, Bad Blood

so_hot.wav "She is *so* hot!"- Frohike, Kill Switch

storysht.wav "One more anal-probing, gyro-pyro, levitating eco-plasma alien anti-matter story and I'm gonna take out my gun and shoot somebody."- Mulder, Patient X

talkdoll.wav "You didn't find a talking doll, did you Scully?"- Mulder, Chinga

tongue.wav "Are you gonna take these cuffs off? Or do I have to do this with my tongue?"- Ester AKA Invisigoth, Kill Switch

twilight.wav Heavenly shades of night are falling...It's twilight time...- The Platters, Kill Switch

yeeha1.wav "Yeeha!"- Mulder, Bad Blood

yeeha2.wav "Yeeha."- Scully, Bad Blood

Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Whatever? Send 'em over to me!