Season Six
Yes! Get your season six wavs here! Notice that these are arranged NOT by episode, but by alphabetical order. Enjoy!
  • 365lonly.wav Mulder:"It's me or you, you or me... One of us has to to do it." Scully:"Mulder look, we don't have to do this." Mulder:"Oh yes we do!" Scully:"We can get out of here!" Mulder:"Even if we could, what's waiting for us? More loneliness! And then 365 more shopping days 'til even more loneliness!!" Scully:"I don't believe what you're saying."-The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas

  • 365lonly2.wav Scully:"We can get out of here!" Mulder:"Even if we could, what's waiting for us? More loneliness! And then 365 more shopping days 'til even more loneliness!!" Scully:"I don't believe what you're saying."-The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas (This is just a smaller version of 365lonly.wav)

  • a_switch.wav "Well it seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere and the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with."- Scully, Rain King

  • any_difrnt.wav Scully:"And what do you call rooting through his trash?" Mulder:"Well, like that's any different from the assignment we're stuck with."- Terms of Endearment

  • atingle.wav "I'm all atingle."- Scully, Dreamland

  • b_snatch.wav Scully:"This isn't an X-File." Mulder:"Call it what you like, but down here in Roanoke, they're calling it a demon baby snatching."- Terms of Endearment

  • bestthng.wav "Are you sure that's the best thing to do?"- Scully, Dreamland

  • blessam.wav "God bless America. Now get your asses out of here."- 1939 Skinner, Triangle

  • blndlead.wav "Blind leading the blind..."- Scully, Rain King

  • blowover.wav "There's a lttle trouble over our White House, but that'll blow over...so to speak."- Mulder, Triangle

  • bozowork.wav "Back to the bozowork investigating huge piles of manure?"- Mulder, Drive

  • breakplc.wav "If you ever ask me to break policy or protocol, I will have you written up, wrapped up, and tossed out of the FBI for good. Am I understood, Agent Scully?"- Skinner, Triangle

  • brke_nail.wav "Somebody broke a nail."- Mulder, The Beginning

  • catheter.wav "Baby me and you'll be peeing through a catheter."- Scully,Dreamland II

  • cellpee.wav Scully: "Mulder, are you OK?" Mulder: "Yeah. Aside from terminal cellphone withdrawal that and I gotta pee."- Drive

  • clwnsuit.wav "Next time I'll wear a clown suit and do balloon tricks."- Mulder, The Beginning

  • covrstry.wav "Mulder... it's me. It's your cover story, remember?"- Scully, Terms of Endearment

  • d_advice.wav Mulder:"Yeah, he wants advice. Dating advice." Scully:"Dating advice? From whom?" Mulder:"Yours truly." "Hello? Hey, Scully. Scully, you there?" Scully:"I heard you. Mulder, when was the last time you went on a date?" Mulder:"I will talk to you later." Scully:"Blind leading the blind."- Rain King

  • demonic.wav Scully:"Mulder, I will accept that a man can be demonic, that he may have demon-like attributes, but why would a demon, if there were such a thing, bother with a 9 to 5 'make room for daddy' routine just so he can off his wife and unborn child?" Mulder:"I don't know why. I'm not a psychologist, but this is the best explanation for how that I've heard."- Terms of Endearment

  • didstupd.wav "You did something incredibly stupid."- Scully, Triangle

  • doodoo.wav "Now the sun will rise in America tomorrow, regardless of whether or not we're at yet another farm investigating yet another pile of doo doo."- Mulder, Drive

  • dreams.wav Mulder: "...but you believed me." Scully: "In your dreams."- Triangle

  • drugsome.wav Frohike: "What kind of drugs is he on?" Langly: "I want some."- Triangle

  • f_harvest.wav "Scully, this is a classic case of demon fetal harvest!"- Mulder, Terms of Endearment

  • faster.wav "Mr. Mulder, could you go a little faster please?"- Mr. Crump, Drive

  • favorkill.wav "I want you to do me a favor. It's not negotiable. Either you do it or I kill you. You understand?"- Scully, Triangle

  • fnd_ditto.wav Scully: "Mulder, I found something. I found something you're not gonna believe." Mulder: "Ditto."- The Beginning

  • gave_up.wav "I almost gave up on you."-Mulder, The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas

  • gifts.wav Mulder:"I know we said that we weren't going to exchange gifts, but uh... I brought/bought you a little something." Scully:"Mulder..." Mulder:"Merry Christmas." Scully:"Well I got you a little something too."-The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas

  • hate_like.wav Mulder:"Mr. Weinsider, I-I don't want to arrest Laura. I'm sure you'd hate like the devil for that to happen as well." Wayne:"I should say so."- Terms of Endearment

  • iloveyou.wav Mulder: "Hey Scully..." Scully: "Yes?" Mulder: "I love you." Scully: "Oh brother."- Triangle

  • jhnycash.wav "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Johnny Cash."- Mulder, Dreamland

  • kill_spirit.wav "You can kill a man, but you can't kill what he stands for. Not unless you first break his spirit. That's a beautiful thing to see."- CSM, The Beginning

  • kiss_ugly.wav "I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly."- Scully, Dreamland II

  • knowhell.wav "Does anybody know what the hell is going on?"- Scully, The Beginning

  • knowhtur.wav "I know what you are."- Mulder, Terms of Endearment

  • last_date.wav Scully:"Mulder, when was the last time you went on a date?" Mulder:"I will talk to you later."- Rain King (Excerpt from d_advice.wav)

  • left_chk.wav Scully:"Is that a hound I hear, baying out on the moors?" Mulder:"No, actually that was a left-cheek sneak."-The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas

  • listnwsl.wav "Listen to me you little weasel!"- Scully, Triangle

  • manure.wav "Big piles of manure."- Scully, Drive

  • mdrsuide.wav "If I... shoot him, is that murder or suicide?"- Mulder, Dreamland II

  • mrinfront.wav "I can think of something else I'd like to call you. I can put 'Mr.' in front of that too, if you like."- Mulder, Drive

  • name_fro.wav "The name's Frohike you punkass!"- Frohike, Dreamland II

  • nazipaws.wav "I suggest you get your Nazi paws off me before you get one in the kisser."- 1939 Scully, Triangle

  • needinfo.wav Scully: "Don't ask too many questions. I don't care what you do, or who you do, or who have to grease, I need that information and I need it now. Are we clear on that?" Spender: "Crystal."- Triangle

  • noseemib.wav "I didn't see Men in Black."- Mulder, The Beginning

  • notpsyclgst.wav (*That* line from TOE) "I'm not a psychologist."-Mulder, Terms of Endearment

  • numbmind.wav Scully: "Yeah, well as we said sir, this is just routine." Mulder: "So routine it numbs the mind."- Drive

  • outofgas.wav "Well on behalf of the international Jewish conspiracy, I just need to inform you that we're almost out of gas."- Mulder, Drive

  • paramstb.wav "Paramasturbatory?"- Mulder, The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas

  • pickem.wav "You know how to pick 'em I'll tell you that."- Scully, Drive

  • picknbstrd.wav "It's Mr. Mulder to you, you peanut pickin' bastard."- Mulder, Drive

  • pickntrsh.wav "This is scutwork, bozowork. This is the FBI equivalent of being made to wear an orange jumpsuit and pick up trash by the side of the highway."- Mulder, Drive

  • race_ya.wav Mulder:"So where is our appointment? How far do we have to go?" Wayne:"What?" Mulder: "Come on, Wayne. I'll race ya."- Terms of Endearment

  • ratbstrd.wav "That rat bastard!"- Scully, Triangle

  • redman.wav "Never underestimate the public's willingness to blame the redman for anything they can't explain."- CSM, The Beginning

  • rndfile.wav Mulder:"Look, Scully. Spender just round filed this case. It's unconscionable." Scully:"And what do you call rooting through his trash?" Mulder:"Well, like that's any different from the assignment we're stuck with." Scully:"WE, Mulder? I'M stuck with. You're not here."- Terms of Endearment

  • saveass.wav Skinner: "Use your head, Scully. It'll save your ass." Scully: "Save your own ass, sir. You'll save your head along with it."- Triangle

  • slntnite.wav "If I heard Silent Night one more time, I was gonna start taking hostages."- Scully, The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas

  • smoke_mj Scully:"Do you or have you ever smoked marijuana?" Man:"Nope. No sirree."- Terms of Endearment

  • sonnet.wav "I'm composing a sonnet. What does it look like I'm doing? I'm slowing down for a light."- Mulder, Drive

  • spknazi.wav (1939 CSM speaking German) Mulder: "I don't speak Nazi."- Triangle

  • starsflg.wav "Oh you speak English, do you? Well how would you like to see the stars in the American flag?"- 1939 Scully, Triangle

  • top.gun.wav "Hey, Grandma Topgun, will you shut the hell up?"- Mulder, Dreamland II

  • unbelvbl.wav "This is unbelievable!"- Mulder, Triangle

  • weaselme.wav Spender: "You OK, Agent Scully?" Scully:" No. I'm not. I'm a gun ready to go off, so don't test me Spender. Don't even think about trying to weasel me."- Triangle

  • whtpoint.wav "What is your point?"- Mulder, Dreamland

  • whtrudoin.wav "What are you doing?! Maybe ya didn't hear me. I said, what are you doing, Wayne?"- Betsy AKA DemonWife, Terms of Endearment

  • wllsears.wav Frohike: "The walls have ears..." Scully: "I have ears. Will you tell me what's going on?"- Triangle

  • workdone.wav "My work here is done. Have a nice day."- Mulder, Dreamland

  • yeswedo.wav Scully:"Mulder look, we don't have to do this." Mulder:"Oh yes we do!"-The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas (Excerpt from 365lonly.wav)
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