**************************************************** Disclaimer time once again! Forty-sixth verse same as the first . .everybody *sing*: I don't own these characters, (chorus) Paramount does! I don't own this venue, (chorus) Paramount does! I am making no money off of this, (chorus) Paramount does not either! This story involves sex between two men, aka: slash.  If that is *not* your cup of tea, sweet as it is, then don't read it! (simple, ain't it??) Feedback is *very* much appreciated, and always answered.  Flames will be passed around to friends and chuckled over.  :) This is the sequel to 'Ignition', 'Famished', 'Escalation', 'Evaporation', 'Lassitude', and 'Hallelujah'.  Number seven in the 'I FEEL HOT' series. Yet another PWP.  Series still not over; I have one more of these to go. Started when I was sick and had a fever. I think 101 degrees counts as heat. 'Overboard' by Amirin **************************************************** "We should have put locks on the wedding program." "Tell me something I don't know, Harry."    "Can you help me with the boots?  I can't get my fingers to work." "I hope that's only a temporary problem."         Tom quickly got the rest of his clothes off and fell backward onto the bed with a heartfelt groan. Harry grinned as he stripped off his own clothing, looking down at his naked . . . spouse.  Contracted mate. Husband. Wow. "Come here, Har," Tom whispered, holding his arms open so he could wrap them around his love when Harry settled into bed with him. "Ohhh, you wouldn't believe how good you feel." Harry sighed and snuggled closer.  "So do you."  He looked up when Tom's wry chuckle shook them both.  "What's so funny?" Tom started at him with amazement.  "You have to ask?" Harry snorted.  "Okay, I guess not.  You know, someone must have made the changes after the bachelor parties. That's the only thing I can think of to account for it." Tom groaned and laughed.  "I bet *all* of them had a hand in it.  When they were six sheets to the wind." "It makes a *lot* of sense.  Ya know, I think Neelix was responsible for the field of leola flowers." "Nah, really?" Tom shot back, shuddering at the memory of the meadow of bilious green and yellow.  He couldn't help grinning.  "Tuvok had to be the one who programmed the desert right next to them." "I don't know about that.  Mahashir could've done it." "It was *red*, Har.  And hotter than hell. Remember?" "Right, right.  Tuvok.  The targs with the flower garlands?" "B'Elanna," they answered in unison and laughed.  "That was a given," Tom smiled and shook his head. "The waterfall?" Harry asked, perplexed as he ran through the crew, trying to figure out who might have come up with that one. "Chakotay," Tom stated, then explained.  "The surrounding trees were from Dorvan 5, it was a beautiful location, and he didn't have much to drink." "Ahhh.  What about the unicorns?" "I'd bet on Megan and Jenny," Tom groaned as he remembered the herd of snow-white, mythical horses, who, when they noticed Tom, looked terrified, as much as equines could, before they went galloping off, shrieking, through the field of leola flowers, never to be seen again. "Tom Paris, The Anti-Virgin," Harry choked out and laughed til tears came from his eyes.  Tom just sighed like a martyr until Harry recovered. "Sorry, sorry. You've got to admit, it's pretty funny, though." "I suppose," Tom allowed with a smirk, then called up another memory of their wedding day.  "The falcons were a nice touch," he sighed. "Batehart, L'oTesh, and Sokar?" Harry asked quietly, naming the other pilots in rotation. "Had to be," Tom agreed. "They were beautiful.  Until they went after Wildman's doves," Harry cringed, reminding Tom of the feathery carnage that had ensued at that point. "At least the butterflies emerged unscathed," Tom pointed out and they grinned at the picture of hundreds of thousands of red and blue butterflies that had covered damned near everything, except the pungent leola flowers. "I think someone in Engineering came up with that one and didn't think anyone *else* would get around to doing it . . ." " . . . But, everyone did.  Which is why we ended up with about a million of them," Harry looked at Tom and laughed. "I'd bet on it," Tom said, nodding.  "They went nicely with the rainbows." "An even dozen of *them*," Harry grinned. "You can't have too many rainbows," Tom protested. "It was night, remember?" "It was only *half* night." "With a full moon and lots of stars," Harry sighed. "Plus sunrise *and* sunset, both going on at the exact same time," Tom smiled. "Which makes it one-third night, then." They laughed again.  "No one knew what time the wedding was supposed to be," Harry tried to excuse their well-meaning crew. "Har, 'thirteen-hundred hours' is afternoon.  Not morning, not evening, and not night.  *Afternoon*." "They meant well." "Not everyone meant well." "You're not thinking of the horny, naked wood nymphs, are you?" Tom glared, remembered the contributions of a few of the more intoxicated former-Maquis.   Harry sighed, trying not to dwell on the nymph-orgy that had gone on throughout most of the wedding.  The flaming red faces of Dalby, Henley, Ayala, and Jerron had exposed the culprits.  Chakotay had been seen talking sternly to them at the reception. "Well, what about the cherubs?" Harry asked, to distract Tom from similar thoughts.  "They were kind of cute." "Until the falcons went on strafing runs." "I've never heard a cherub scream before," Harry mused, then shook himself out of it.  "The beaches were nice." "Yeah, all *six* beaches.  Black sand, green sand, pink sand, blue sand, white sand, gray sand; it was a nightmare," Tom frowned. "But, they went nicely with the rainbows," Harry soothed him, rubbing his back. "Harry, they were *beaches*," Tom refreshed his memory. "With *oceans*. Scattered around the desert of *red* sand and the waterfall, which came complete with *trees*." "The white marble pavilion was beautiful," Harry sighed, thinking it was time to go off in a different direction. "I could've done without the statues, Har," Tom said, a wry grin on his face. "They were statues of *you*," Harry protested, looking up at his love. "They were statues of me, *naked*, Harry," Tom groused. Harry tried not to laugh, remembering the one in the fountain, with a semi-erect, and rather realistic-looking, rendering of Tom's cock, complete with the stream of water coming out the end of it. Tom took note of Harry's shaking.  "The peeing fountain," he muttered with dark resignation. "I'm sorry," Harry chortled. Tom snorted.  "The Captain found it amusing." "Yeah, she did, didn't she?" Harry murmured, as Tom nuzzled his ear.  "I wonder what her contribution was." "I'd bet on the panda bears." "You think?" "Yeah.  She strikes me as being the panda bear type." "They were rather striking against Tuvok's red desert." "Until they collapsed from heat-exhaustion," Tom reminded him. "Hardly their fault, with all that fur. At least, they had fun in the waterfall, once they recovered.  Thoughtful of Naomi to program some bamboo for them." "Very true.  She made a great flower-kid, too.  As soon as she stopped throwing up after picking the leola flowers," Tom recalled with a grimace. "Now, Tom, *no* one could have known that picking them released a gas that smelled like rotten meat." "Granted, but someone should have *guessed*." "Maybe so," Harry allowed with a grin.  "Poor kid.  She felt so badly about it.  But who knew that Seven was a sympathetic vomiter?" "Speaking of Seven . . . What about her cathedral?  Sinking slowly into the blistering red sand of a Vulcan desert until only the belfry remained . . ." "It was majestic." "It had bats.  What about the ringing bells?" "I'm sure the funereal sound was accidental." "And the Hunchback?" "He was frightened off by the panda bears."    "I don't want to talk about it anymore." "Okay," Tom sighed into Harry's ear and curled around his love. "Can you believe it?  It's our *wedding* night," Harry whispered, serious again, as he brought a hand up to stroke Tom's face. "I never thought we'd get here," Tom admitted quietly, his fingers sliding through his lover's hair. "I never had a doubt," Harry replied, then looked up so Tom could kiss him. And kiss him. And kiss him. "I thought you were tired," he mumbled against soft, warm lips. "I am, but I refuse to go to sleep on my wedding night without making love to the person responsible for the wedding in the first place," Tom breathed gently on the back of Harry's neck and tightened his arms to fend off the resulting shiver. "I'm not arguing," Harry countered softly, then groaned as Tom's hands mapped his body, caressing here, massaging there.  "You've got the greatest hands." "I've got the greatest thing *in* my hands," Tom said quietly. "You." "Touch me," Harry sighed.  "Everywhere." "Try and stop me." "Wouldn't dare.  Wouldn't want to." "Ohh, Harry, yes," Tom's soft voice turned harder when slick heat blazed his ear, his throat, his shoulder.  Nips and licks across his chest made him groan again and a hot hand coasting down one thigh brought him up in an arch, blindly seeking the warmth. Fingers traced skin and lips followed as slow caresses grew faster, a little less careful.  Harry moaned into a wry chuckle when clever hands found his cock, knowing touches bringing him to complete arousal.  Silky wetness enveloped him and he bucked upward in surprise, a harsh cry torn from his lips, making Tom grin around his length.  His hands went into Tom's hair, holding him in place while he gently thrust into the delicious wet heat. Cold air hitting him shocked his eyes open to see Tom stretching out at his side, getting comfortable on his stomach. "Want you," Tom said, still slightly out of breath.  "Now." Harry reached into the stand and grabbed the lube, grinned at the remembered tree, and popped it open to slick his fingers.  Tom spread his legs for him, giving him plenty of room between them, and he groaned with need.  Nipping his way down sweaty skin, his fingers found the entrance to his lover's body and eased in with long, smooth strokes.  Harry grinned when Tom's hands buried themselves in the pillow, twisting it into a malformed lump as he moved backwards, impaling himself with a loud groan. It became obvious that Harry was going to take his time and Tom thrashed with impatience, then wailed when the sensation of being filled disappeared, and he realized that his lover had removed the fingers within him. The wail changed frequency when another hard, throbbing presence slowly sank into his body, withdrew a little, and finally pushed even further inside him. Tom clenched around Harry and he groaned, his lover's beautiful body undulating beneath him, drawing him helplessly into the hot depths. Nothing in the quadrant had ever felt so good.  Nothing. Every stroke of his cock turned up the fire that much more and soon they were both crying out against and along with each other until a faint noise distracted Harry.  Looking behind him, he saw Tom's foot hitting the mattress, each rhythmic thump an exclamation point to their love-making. "That's it, Thumper," he ground out past clenched teeth. "That's it.  Come on, come on." "Harry, *yes*, Harry," Tom cried out, until a deep thrust rendered him incapable of forming words, let alone complete sentences.  Another thrust coaxed a keening sound from his throat, which sharply increased in volume when Harry sped up. "Come on, come for me.  Come for me," Harry growled, his own voice sacrificed to pleasure as they moved together, pushing one another closer and closer to completion.  A long thrust, deep and hard, brought Tom almost vertical with a shout and a second started a trembling that echoed its existence to Harry, who rode out the waves, holding on to Tom as he bucked, nearly throwing Harry off of him. Tom was hanging on by a thread until the moment a slick hand wrapped around his cock and then he was gone, climax rolling over him, head back on Harry's shoulder, shout torn from his throat, feeling Harry move harder and faster inside him, and another yell sounded in the still room, voice growing louder as his lover exploded within him and liquid heat filled him like molten metal, setting the blood in his veins on fire. He fell forward and captured one of Harry's hands in his own, holding the man where he was, unwilling to let him go and lose the sweet warmth surrounding him. Harry lay there, quietly, sucking in air with every rough gasp of breath he could persuade his burning lungs to take.  He tried to ease gently off Tom's back, but a soft 'Don't' made him still and he rested his head on the man beneath him, cheek sliding along the slick vertebrae.  Eventually, he felt Tom sigh and moved a little, just testing, and pulled out and off when he heard no argument from his lover. Tom peeled his eyes open to see Harry's soft brown ones right in front of him and he grinned slightly.  "Happy wedding night," he slurred and chuckled roughly, careful not to inhale the sheet under him. "Happy wedding night to you, too," Harry muttered back sleepily. "Two whole days of this," Tom sighed with the utmost contentment as he rolled over with a groan and moved into Harry's arms. "Honeymoons are a great reason to get married," Harry murmured, smiling down at Tom, who snorted and glared up at him. "Thanks a lot," Tom retorted. "Then, there's always that other reason." "And what reason is that?" "How about, I want to spend forever with you, just like this, you and me, permanently?" Harry whispered. Tom blinked rapidly and tightened his arms around Harry. "Is that why you had the Captain make the marriage contract valid for the next century?" "Damned right," Harry growled.  "If you want out, we'll talk about it, then." "What if I want a renewal?" Tom asked, apparently serious. "For how long a term?" Harry asked, frowning. "I kinda liked the sound of 'forever', myself," Tom said softly. Harry sighed in relief and kissed Tom tenderly.  "Anything you want, Thumper.  Anything you want." ******************end