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'Hug' by Amirin **************************************************** Okay.  I'm . . . beyond surprised, here. I think what I'm feeling is closer to shock.  A lot closer, actually. I watch him try the jacket on and, of course, it fits perfectly and I'm still standing here with my mouth hanging open. Why the hell did Kes . . .? "It's absolutely perfect, Tom.  Thank you." Say something, idiot. "You-you're welcome, Neelix.  It looks . . . wonderful.  It really does.  I love that color.  I, uh, didn't realize how amazing it was until I saw it on you."  Okay, that's the truth.    "You'd never wear anything like this, though, would you?"   "Wellll, I'm not much of a jacket kind of guy, Neelix.  That pattern, and fabric, in a . . . vest, though.  Over a white shirt. Jeans.  Hell, yeah. I can see myself in that."  "So can I, actually."   "This is so extravagant." "Now, I don't want you worrying about that.  I'm just . . . delighted that you like it.  Really."  "I do.  Very much."  "I don't wear a lot of blue. I'll have to change that, I think.  In future." "It's definitely your color.  Or, another one of your colors." "It even feels wonderful."  "Yeah, it does.  Hope it wears well." "Oh, I'll be saving this for special occasions, not that there are many of those, these days." Quick, Tom, think of something. "Ya know, we haven't eaten dinner, yet, tonight."  "Why, so we haven't.  I'd be more than happy to make us something."  "No, no.  I don't want you to have to cook.  And I'm really sick of the inside of my quarters, lemme tell ya. How 'bout we go out to dinner on the holodeck?  My treat." "Oh, no.  I couldn't possibly let you do that.  Not after this . . ." "Neelix, you've been doing for me for the last few days.  It's *your* turn. I want to do for you.  I'm insisting, here, and you know how stubborn I can be."  "All right, then.  I'd like that."   "You'll need to change clothes, though."    "Ooookay.  Sure.  Want me to meet you there?" "No, no, I'll just . . . I'll come with you." The walk back to my quarters again doesn't take long and he's still smiling.  It looks just as good on him as the jacket does.   "All right.  Let's see what I've got, here. Um, excuse the mess . . ."  "How did your quarters get so . . . disorganized?"  "Neelix, *I'm* disorganized." "Well, what would you suggest?"  "How about what you mentioned earlier?"  "White shirt and jeans?  Easy enough.  And we won't clash, either."        "Aha, got it.  Be right back.  Don't go anywhere." "Oh, I won't.  I won't."    If I didn't know better, I'd think he was up to something.  Shoes, shoes, where the hell'd I leave my . . . under the bed. Shit, I wasn't kidding when I said I was disorganized.  It's worse than I thought.   "Neelix?  I'm all set." "You're missing something." Quick look down, but I can't see anything then, suddenly, a wash of glimmering blue and white and silver is placed over my arm.    "Oh, god, *Neelix*." A vest.  Which matches his jacket exactly.  Not possible. Not that damned fast. How did he . . .?  "I wanted to surprise you with it, but I found it in the database, already.  Size, color, pattern, everything.  I figured you were just waiting until you had enough credits, so I went ahead and got it for you."  It was already in there?  Waiting for me? How . . .?   I slide the vest on and it settles over me like water.  Perfect fit. Ain't that a shock.  Oh, Kes, when next we meet, you are getting *such* a hug . . .  "Thank you."    "You really didn't have to . . ."  "I wanted to.  And you were right.  It suits you." "Neelix, you are just . . . remarkable."   "No.  Not really."    "I just wanted to thank you for trying to make me feel better."  "Feel better?"  "I asked the computer for your location just before I heard them. It said you were right down the corridor."    "Oh, gods, Neelix.  I'm so sorry. Those *idiots* . . ."  "It's all right, Tom.  Really.  They're right, actually . . ."  "No, they *aren't*.  They just don't see . . . they don't *get* it, that's all.  And it's their loss, ya know?"  "You're still trying to make me feel better . . ."    "No, I'm not."  "Okay, yes, I am, but it's the truth, Neelix.  It *is*.  I swear."  "It's sweet of you to say so, Tom."  "You know, I've been called a lot of things in my life, but 'sweet' was *never* one of them."  "I think you're one of the nicest people I know."  "Other people would disagree." "Well, they don't *know* you like I do.  They haven't taken the time to *get* to know you."  "My point, exactly."    "You're also one of the sneakiest people I know."  "Now *that*, other people would agree with . . ." ***********************end