* "The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder... I think it wants to phone home."
* "Sure, we could have these people killed to protect what they know... but isn't that a little harsh?
* "I've seen this one before, Scully. His name is Casper, and he's what we call a 'friendly' ghost."
* "Look under the mask! That's no swamp monster... it's Mr. Handy, the owner of the old country store!"
* "My Lord! This conspiracy involves all three of the Gabor sisters!"
* "Well, Agent Mulder, you've caught us. We'll cooperate fully, of course. What would you like to know?"
* "You'll be happy to hear, Mr. Skinner, that I've switched over to the nicotine patch."
* "The president wants to see you two immediately. He says his cheeseburger is posessed."
* "And it would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling FBI agents!"
* "Gosh, I guess were were wrong... the government did have our best interests at heart after all!"