* Dye her hair blue and get a nose ring.
* Wear a mumu.
* Eat ice cream out of a bowl, rather than the carton.
* Walk her dog near an alligator farm.
* Regard Mulder lovingly when he says, "Of COURSE it's an abduction!"
* Giggle.
* Gasp, sigh, and say, "Omigosh, Mulder, I just can't figure this out. Could you PLEEEEEZE help me do it? Pretty please?"
* Eat liver.
* Mistake the planet Venus for anything other than the planet Venus.
* No matter HOW MUCH GA protests that her character needs to get laid, Scully will never, EVER, even if her water is contaminated, have a sordid one-night fling with Charles Nelson Reilly.