You Might Be a FoLC if:
    
    -You boycott ABC
    -You would rather starve than break off 
     your internet connection to order a pizza
    -You own 2 or more articles of clothing 
     with the Superman logo on it.
    -LnC occupies your mind at least 50% of 
     your waking hours
    -You still cry occasionally over the show's 
     *sniff* cancellation
    -You know more about your fave LnC star 
     than your own mother.
    -You schedule your day around Lois and Clark
    -You own anything that was sent to you via 
     snail mail by a FoLC you have never met
    -You can draw Superman's S shield 
     blind-folded
    -You have every episode on tape, or are 
     striving  towards that goal
    -You write/read LnC fanfic
    -You have ever thought you saw a LnC cast 
     member on the street
    -You can't wait to try the new Superman Kraft 
     macaroni and cheese  (Yes, it does exist)
    -You have ever searched the phone book for 
     names like Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Perry 
     White, etc.
    -You could hum the entire LnC soundtrack, 
     in order
    -You get excited when you spot a Lois and
     Clark star on another show
    -You bought a large soda and popcorn at the
     movies because it came with a free Clark bar
    -You have ever had a serious, intellectual
     conversation about Perry's obsession with Elvis
    -You get up at 8:55 every Suday to watch LnC 
     reruns on TNT
    -You compare your life to that of Lois and 
     Clark
    -You are an IRC (#loiscla) addict
    -You have ever carved a pumpkin, painted
     an easter egg, etc, with the superman logo
    -You have at least 20 LnC-related wavs
    -You looked for Lois's robe in Victoria's
     Secret
    -Your non-FoLC friends have learned to tune
     you out when you go   into LnC babble mode
    -You have ever worked LnC quotes into 
     everyday conversation
    -You can name more acronyms than countries
    -You know Lois and Clark's street address
    -You have ever pondered the actual location 
     of Metropolis
    -When the asteroid that was supposed to hit 
     Earth in 30 years was sighted, the first thing 
     that came to your mind was 'Somebody better
     contact Superman!'
    -You have pet(s) named after characters or
     actors from LnC
    -You have ever wondered what Clark does
     with  his civilian clothes, or where the heck
     he keeps those boots!
    -You have ever yelled at your tv, 
     admonishing or attempting to warn Lois 
     or Clark
    -Your mom has tried to get you to see a 
     shrink about this obsession of yours
    -You think of LnC as a hobby
    -Most of your dreams are LnC related
    -You have ever remained in #loiscla for
     more than 4 hours at a time
    -Your mid term paper can wait- TNT's
     doing a LnC marathon
    
    *This list is an on-going work in progress.
      Feel free to email any contributions to 
    
    AlienDove@juno.com