Hi! I am 11 standard Earth years old. I live on the planet Tatooine. Speaking of which, did you hear about the slaughtering of that big slug? I enjoy having drinks with my friends at the Mos Eisley Cantina and I make yearly trips to Dagobah to visit my friend, Yoda. Perhaps you've heard of him, he claims to be some sort of Jedi. Many people wonder about abductions conducted by aliens. I happen to personally know that this is true. In fact, I have performed one myself. I am very proud of it, too. Which brings me to another thing: Most of you know of it as the Roswell incident. Anyways, I was one of the aliens in charge of it. You see, we sent down that spaceship to prove to you guys we existed. Well, the whole project was a failure when the government took it away for their own personal uses and told the entire country full of anticipating Americans, it was a weather balloon!!! Well, I hope you enjoy my page. And adventure on...
