MOST
DEFINITELY
IN
PROGESS!
Yes, I am obviously new to all this, and I'm only just beginning to attempt HTML! (if you have any helpful hints, please email me!
Please bear with me as I learn, expand, develop and do all those
other learning type things. :)
Okay, that is more than enough pitiful, slobbering apologies... Deal with it, alright!?!?!
Try looking at another basically empty page of mine, right:
Here!
Or, learn some tasty facts about me me me:
Here!
If you click below, you'll be lucky enough to know what it's like to get you tongue pierced, without the pain:
Say "ahhh"..
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Greetings! You are truly a lucky person today! By visiting this page, you've encountered..... Almost Absolutely Nothing!
That's right, like so many others, I have so many dreams for my own personal, inventive, unique, exciting, informative and occasionally surly homepage. I fantasize about the day when my own site is reknown across the globe, perhaps even held dearly, cherished, and valued as a source of truth, inspiration and kick ass attitude!
But alas, whenever I sit down to spin a little of my dream into reality, I find, damn it, that I just don't yet have the skill level in HTML necessary, or any idea of what the f*** I'm doing! But I suppose one has to start somewhere, and here is as good, if not better, than anywhere else, right?!?!?
So, please feel free to email me encouraging messages and suggestions. Heck, I don't even mind if you send me discouraging email, because although I am a brainless twit when it comes to HTML, I do know how to throw away crummy letters! Heh heh heh!
In case you haven't figured it out, I am Althea. no kidding. I only plastered my signature in the middle of my page....! If you need more information in order to be inspired to communicate with me, I am 18, I love my car, and I am approximately 5 foot, 5 inches tall.
Now aren't you inspired? I'll be watching my mailbox for your message!
sentient beings have landed smack dab on this page, since its conception at two o'clock in the morning, August 14th, 1997!
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