It stated at a bus in the middle of nowhere
    Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
    From the look on his face and the size of his toes
    He comes from a place that nobody knows
    Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
    Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
    Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
    If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
    
    ~Chorus~
    
    I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
    He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
    He's been talking to Mars but I think he's wacky
    He says they'll come get him,come get him some day
    
    He says where he's from is called Albertane
    There they use more than 10% of the brain
    But you couldn't tell it from the why they behave
    They run around in underwear and thay never shave
    Or maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
    Letting this bag toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
    Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
    If you asked me now I couldn't tell you why
    
    ~Repeat Chorus~
    
    This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird
    Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird
    For the love of Pete come in
    This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV
    Do you copy
    Do you copy
    Of corus we copy...24 hours a day...in color
    You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
    The man sitting by me who was barely dressed
    Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
    And left me at the bus stop just barely sane
    I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee
    I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
    I'm talking to Mars you my think I'm wacky
    I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
    I know they'll come get me and take me away
    I know they'll come get me, come get someday
    If not tomorrow then maybe today