Don't you smell the cookie he's bakin'
    Can't you see that belly, it's shakin'
    Don't take a cookie off of that pan 
    You don't want to mess with this man
    
    You've never seen this side of him before
    You know he won't be knockin' at your door
    
    Here come Santa Claus
    Doin' all those good things 
    Everybody knows the Claus
    Here comes Santa Claus 
    You know he's a big man 
    Don't mess with the boss
    
    Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong
    Santa wasn't this fat all along
    Until he started cookin' one day
    Don't try to take that turkey away
    
    Ou've never seen this side of him before
    You know he won't be knockin' at your door
    
    Jere comes Santa Claus 
    Doin' all those good things 
    Everybody knows the Claus
    Here comes Santa Claus
    You know he's a big man 
    Don't mess with the boss
    
    Cruisin' Down the air highway in his sleigh
    Bringing all the presents for the next day 
    Don't forget the donuts
    His cookis and his milk are his pride 
    Or anything that can be deep-fried
    Don't get me wrong now he's a nice guy
    But you don't want to get on his bad side
    
    You've never seen this side of him before
    You know he won't be knockin' on your door 
    
    Here comes Santa Claus
    Doin' all those good things 
    Everybody knows the Claus
    Here comes Santa Claus
    You know he's a big man
    Don't mess with the boss