1. You filled out a job application and wrote "Jedi Knight" under previous 
   employment.

2. You often wonder who'd make a better boyfriend, R2-D2 OR C-3P0?

3. Sometimes, for no apparent reason, you blurt out :Keep your hands off 
   my Wookiee" in the middle of class.

4. You and your friends rate boys on a scale of Yoda to Luke Skywalker.

5. Your kitten's name?  "Jabba the cat."

6. You giggle uncontrollable every time someone refers to his "lightsaber."

7. You wonder if you're the only one disturbed that Chewbacca isn't wearing 
   any pants.

8. You dream of someday setting in a world where Ewoks and Stormtroopers
   can live in peace.