I read that mayonnaise makes your hair super shiny.  So one night, as
I was getting ready for this huge party, I decided to try it.  I 
followed all of the directions in the magazine article and my hair 
looked really gross-but even though I washed it like 4 times, the
smell was awful.  I didn't want to miss the party, though, so I sprayed
on extra perfume and went anyway.  I wasn't there for more than 2 minutes
when I heard someone say, "Yuck, it smells like egg salad in here!"
I just wanted to hide.
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I'd just finished a major shopping spree with mom, and we were headed 
up the escalator toward the parking garage.  Coming  down the other side 
were some girls I knew from school, so I said "Hi" to them. As they
passed by, one of them said something I didn't quite catch; I leaned
back to try to hear her better and totally lost my balance.  My foot
slipped off the step and crashed into there two old ladies behind me, 
knocking them into the side rail and spilling their bags everywhere.
My mom screamed and everybody on both escalators turned to see what 
happened. I thought I would dies of embarrarrassment-and my friends
still haven't let me live it down.
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I was sking, and I had to ride solo up to the ski lift.  Just as I
was getting to the top, I saw this really hot ski lift guy helping
people off.  I was totally starring at him, and as I got closer, I
flashed him a huge smile.  When I got to the spot where I was supposed 
to jump off the lift, I leaned forward, but I couldn't move- I'd
forgotten to raise the safety ber! The guy started cracking up, then 
he stopped the lift. He had to come over and help me down.  I was so 
embarrassed that I couldn't even look at him.  As I went down the 
slope, all I could think of was him laughing at me.
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I ordered a burrito and a Dr. Pepper at Taco Bell, and the guy behind 
the counter handed me a cup, so I went over to the soda machine to 
fill it. When I pushed the button, nothing came out, so I got closer
to see if anything was jammed. I hit the button again, and Dr. Pepper
shot right out at my face! I screamed and the counter guy ran out to
help me, but it was too late. Dr. Pepper was dripping from my hair, 
my ears, and even my nose. Everyone was staring. I couldn't get out 
of there fast enough!
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I'm short for my age, and I look pretty young. Once on a date, I 
guess I overdid it with the baby barrettes and a baby T, because the 
waiter handed me child's menu. I didn't want to make a big deal out 
of it, but  when the waiter returned, he took my date's order and 
then asked him what his little sister would like! Lucky for me my
crush just laughed!
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I had a crush on this boy in my orchestra class. One day before 
practice started I got up the nerve to talk to him. He was sitting 
right in front of me, so I leaned forward to whisper in his ear
But I leaned too far-my chair tipped over, knocking down a whole row 
of music stands. The class went silent, and everyone turned around
to see me sprawled on the floor. I dont't think my face has ever
been so red!
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I was hanging with this cutie in his bedroom, and things  started to
get pretty hot and heavy. Our light pecks turned into full-out
tinsil hockey. Then out of nowhere, I let out this puckey smelling
burp-right in his mouth. He jumped up and ran to the bathroom, then 
came back reeking of mouthwash. I felt terrible the rest of the night.
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