1.  When he says, "I like a girl to look natural," he means he likes a 
    girl who:

    a) knows how to be noticed.

    b) wears barely there makeup but enough to play up her look.

    c) doesn't wear any makeup at all.


2.  Standing at your locker, you can't help but overhear as the cutest
    guy at school tells his buddies about an outrageous new girl he 
    met at a concert.  Why is she perma-glued into his brain?    

    a) She showed no fear; she was a huge flirt.

    b) She was outgoing, friendly-and not bad to look at.

    c) She was totally brainy and totally her own girl.


3.  How to catch his eye?

    a) Toss him a note in homeroom telling him you think he's cool.

    b) Congratulate him on landing the lead in the school play.

    c) Dare to shimmy up the football goal post after the big game and 
       hang upside down by your knees.


4.  Guys will most likely strike up a conversation with a girl who's:

    a) huddled with her buds but still scoping him.

    b) chillin' with both guys and girls.

    c) eyeing him big-time while standing around solo.


5.  When he talks, what's your best response?

    a) Drool on his shoes and agree ferociously with everything he says.

    b) Be enthusiastic when you talk about things he happens to be 
       interested in.

    c) Know what you're talking about as you strongly voice your 
       opinion.


6.  His celeb dream date for the prom?

    a) Pamela Anderson Lee

    b) Keri Russell

    c) Courtney Love


7.  On the e-mail front:

    a) Write him--often.

    b) Write only when you have important info to deliver.

    c) Nu-uh.  No, never write.


8.  He'd be most likely to ask you for a ride if you were driving:

    a) a red sporty car.

    b) a well-loved classic clunker that holds your longboards with
       ease.

    c) a sleek turbmobile with a state-of-the-art sound system.


9.  If he dumped you, it would be because:

    a) you're always talking about how you could get a way better guy.

    b) you're always studying, practicing with your club soccer team 
       and volunteering at the hospital.  In short, you're just too 
       busy for him.

    c) you don't pump up his ego.


10. The sweetest works you could say to him?

    a) "I think you're the cutest guy at school."

    b) "I loved how you stole the ball in the fourth quarter and slam-
       duncked it just as the buzzer sounded."

    c) "Show everyone you're gutsy enough to be seen with me."

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**SCORING**


                        ~If You Answered Mostly A's~

YOU'RE FLUENT IN GUYSPEAK
    
     Your guy translator is a finely tuned machine.  You know what jolts
'em.  The guys who took this quiz went ga-ga over sexy girls who
mastered the art of flirting.  Kinda makes sense when ya think about 
it:  Guys like girls who are out there about showing their interest 
because it lets the guys worry less about rejection. 
     
BEST BET:  One caution, however.  Before you become a fast-forward flirt 
yourself, remember that outlandish, notice-me behavior might spark 
intial attraction, but doesn't guarantee girlfriend status.

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                        ~If you Answered Mostly B's~

YOU MAY NOT CATCH EVERY WORD, BUT YOU CAN GET BY IN GUYSVILLE.

     So you're not totally turned in to what rocks his socks at first 
glance, but you're clued in as to what makes him comfortable longer-
term.  Our guy quiz-takers like to chill with a girl who's honest and 
friendly, but are less comfy with girls who try way too hard to be cool.

BEST BET:  It probably comes as no surprise that guys 'n' girls alike 
value trust and caring.  That means a guy isn't apt to stick around for 
long
if a girl's forever messing with his mind or pussing him around.

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                        ~If You Answered Mostly C's~

GRAB YOUR BERLITZ, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND:  
GUYCOUNTRY.

     Time to study up, girlfriend.  Guys on this planet don't like to 
be in dare mode all the time.  So girls who are in the habit of pushing
and challenging guys, beware.  The guys will run from these chicas who
are on a mission to prove what brainiacs they are or how trendy or tough 
they can be.

BEST BET:  Unfortunately, a guy might never get to know a truly fabulous 
femme because he can't get past her swaggering stance.  So while it's
never cool to bury your brains or individuality, the answer is not to 
be in-your-face about it eather.

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                    **HERE'S WHAT THE GUYS PICKED**

                                  1.A
                                  2.A
                                  3.A+B
                                  4.A
                                  5.B
                                  6.B
                                  7.B
                                  8.A
                                  9.A,B+C
                                 10.A+B