A man goes to a doctor (Surprise!) and says, "I can't get an erection".
The doctor examines him and says, "Well, there's not a lot we can do.
All your muscles at the base of your shaft have faded away.
The only option is an experimental operation where the muscles are replaced with those taken from a baby elephant's trunk.
However, there can be no guarantee of success or side effects."
Rather than face a sexless future, the man decides to take a risk and have the operation.
After the op and recovery period, the man goes on his first date
And whilst sitting at dinner his date reaches down and puts her hand on his thigh.
The man immediately feels a stirring in his loins,
and he unbuttons his fly to relieve the building tension.
Suddenly, his penis extends out of his trousers,
grabs a bread roll on the table,
and disappears back into his trousers again.
The date looks at him with wide eyes and says,
"Can you do that again?"
The man replies "Probably, but I don't think I can fit another bread roll up my
ass!!"