This is a story I wrote with my two associates, 
    Dr. C. Andrew Bork and Nathaniel "Goose" Goss 
    Attourney at Law.  We wrote it in eighth grade 
    English.  The assignment was to write a story in 
    which all the sentences stared with different letters 
    and alphabetical order...
    We did that and so much more.
    

                  THE THREE LITTLE PIGS AND THEIR JEWELS
    
    
         About 47 1/2 years ago three pigs lived with their 
    mommy. Because their mommy got trichinosis, she died.  
    Crying out loud, Jerry decided that it was his brothers' 
    fault left. Deciding to leave, he bought some hay. Earning 
    an okay living at the gas station's Kwik-E-Mart, his brother
    Habib was able to afford sticks. Far away from home Jerry 
    and Habib built their houses out of hay, sticks, and various
    other materials. Going to the market Jerry bought some 
    cheese and tofu. Halfway back to his humble abode,  Jerry 
    began being stalked by the wolf A.K.A. BUD. Inside his house
    Jerry heard a rap-tap-tapping at his chamber door. "Joy I 
    have a visitor. I hope it is not the wolf A.K.A.  BUD," 
    exclaimed the foolish pig. Kicking the door down, the wolf 
    A.K.A. BUD snacked on pig knuckles and fried tofu. Laughing 
    like a school girl the wolf A.K.A. BUD skipped joyfully to 
    the Kwik-E-Mart. "My gosh," he said "Habib is not here. I 
    guess I will have to do the only sensible thing, wiez the 
    slushy machine." Nothing else to do but wiez the slushy 
    machine, he set of on a crusade to find the ugly Habib. On 
    the other side of the forest Habib was guarding his family 
    jewels. Peering through the gaps in the wall of Habib's 
    house, the wolf A.K.A. BUD drooled at the turkey left by 
    Habib when he was called to duty. Quivering at the sight of 
    the wolf A.K.A. BUD, the turkey ran away.  Running to catch 
    Habib, the wolf A.K.A. BUD jumped on the back of a trolley. 
    Stupid as he is, Habib allowed the wolf A.K.A. BUD to grab 
    his family jewels.  Taking a bite out of the family jewels, 
    the wolf satisfied his terrible hunger.  "Uggh!" shrieked 
    Habib, grabbing for the jewels.  Vigorously exercising, the 
    wolf got in shape to kill Habib.  Watching Monty Python at 
    the X-rated theater, Habib executed himself by hanging 
    himself with shoe string licorice. Xposing his true identity
    by taking off his mask, he shocked everybody.  Yelling 
    joyfully,  the wolf A.K.A. BUD, who we now know  to be the 
    unknown third little pig Boris N. Natasha, said "I gave 
    mother trichinosis you foolishly ugly younger and older 
    brothers."  Zooming away in his 1963 Dodge with his hip 
    little girly piglet, he lived happily ever after in farmer 
    Dan's pig pen.