Congradulations!  You have just indicated that you bear 
    the social stigma of being a complete loser on your 
    shoulders.  If it makes you feel any better I'm a complete 
    loser too.  It's not that bad and besides...
    

        As loosers we have many sacred duties we must attend to.  
    These duties are essential to a stable society and must be 
    carried out at all costs.  These duties include:  
    Watching the Cartoon Network,  eating cereal at all hours 
    of the day, wetting the bed frequently, developing emotional 
    attatchments to cartoon characters,  being excessively bored, 
    day-dreaming,  snorting while laughing, talking to animals, 
    and, most importantly, becoming extremely nervous around 
    members of the opposite sex.
        If these duties are ignored, everything (I mean 
    everything!) will suck out loud.  I'm talkin' serious 
    suckage here.  I mean, this will suck worse than new Coke.  
    It'll suck worse than high school.  It will make riding the 
    bus home seem like a walk in the park.  Such is the extent 
    of terror unleashed by ignoring your loserly duty.
    
        Good luck!  I'm counting on you.