The above picture is of my Algebra II teacher,  or maybe 
    it was my Honors Bio teacher.  It doesn't matter.  The point 
    I'm trying to make here is that all high school teachers are 
    a bunch of chowder-headed gorillas.  And I don't mean those 
    smart gorillas that know sign language and use computers 
    while they teach baby humans to speak Portugeese;  I mean 
    the stupid kind of gorrilla you see throwing their poop at 
    each other at the local zoo.   Even for poop throwing 
    gorillas, teachers aren't exactly brillianr.  Nope,  they're 
    the whiners and dropouts who couldn't get real jobs where 
    they work all year.  So they went to four years of colledge 
    at crappy universities and spent their days smoking cheeba 
    and eating chilli beans directly from the can (and that's 
    when they weren't eating lice off each others backs).  And 
    now, due to a tragic flaw in society, these people are 
    teaching me and my peers.  Thus, making high school the 
    worst experience possible.  Don't even get me started on 
    student teachers.     
    

The blame for high schools complete and total suckyness can not be placed solely on the teachers. The administrators also play a signifigant role. Administers may even be worse than the teachers; they are frequently the ones who give you detentions for skipping class (I personally would never, EVER skip class but I have a few very misguided friends who have). The principe at my school, which for the sake of annonimoty, I will say is definately NOT South View High School in Sylvania, Ohio, we have a principal who cannot even walk erect , let alone, administrate. He's a total bufoon. He's a moron. I'll bet his wife has to help him get dressed in the morning. The other administrators are even worse; not only are they invertabret species but they also have to take orders from a moronic principal. I also hear the principle has to take orders from another guy, the superattendant. And he probably takes orders from the smoking guy on the X-Files.

       The science labs at school suck too.  We never get to 
    bolw any thing up.  This is becaus the science teachers are 
    all involved in conspirracy to make sure nobody learns 
    anythin; if they did something cool, like blow the hell out 
    of the fruit fly experiments, people would pay attention and 
    learn.  I don't know why they don't want us to learn.  If 
    they ever start teaching, I hope that's the first thing they 
    tell us.  Of course, I'd rather sit there and not learn than 
    be teached by a pack of gorillas who would start start 
    throwing poop if you got an answer wrong. 
       Lunch is a joke at my school.  The food tastes like crap 
    and to add instult to injury, it's over priced.  I'd rather 
    die than eat school food.  Most people tend to agree with me. 
    Not only because the food sucks, but also because it's 
    served by some sloppy whore of a lunch lady who has better 
    sideburns than me.  In addition to all these flaws, 
    sometimes the food has hair it.
        More things about school suck but I don't feel like 
    writing about them.  It brings back to many painful memories.