I did not wright this story. I would not take credit for it even if I had. In fact, I'd rather die than have this story connected to me in any way. Phatt, on the other hand, is proud of his abject stupidity. He loves being stupid; it's his life. But seriosly folks, Phatt is a good friend of mine. Dispite his obvious flaws, he is basically a nice guy (in the most non-homosexual way)(thank god). Sometimes, he's too nice and I have to whack him upside the cranium to keep him in line. He's even nice enough to let me use his story, even though I never asked.
here is my story of absoult retardness, i hope you enjoy it. i was just tring to find a light bulb for this reading lamp i have so i could read my bio shit in bed and i found some car lights, actually car light like headlights lights, and they looked like they would work so i shoved one in there and plugged it in, sheild my eyes of course, but it did not work, so i decided to turn the knob on the back, with out covering my eyes, ofcourse, turned and then i saw the brightest bust of light i had ever in my entire life seen, aimed right at my pupil, it was only a bust of light because a millisecond after the light, almost in unisence, there was a loud pop, the inside of the light had shatterd into a million and one peices, i was blinded for about 2 min. from the light and i also had a ringing in my ears from the pop. after i finnaly regained sight and hearing, i unplugged the smoking light and went inside, my parents ask about the noise, and i would not tell them what really happened, they would think i am an idiot, and i told them i droped a hammer, real convincing. i hope my contacts did not get fussed to my eyes, that would only kind of suck.
Phatt is actually rather proud of this story. I don't know why. I guess it's just another testiment to his complete idiocy. Maybe he should visit my therapist... maybe not.