If you don't like telivision violence raise your hand.  
I can see that nobody raised their hand, so I can procede to 
voice my opinions on telivision violencee.  These views may 
seem radical to those of you who just started thinking 
yesterday and have not yet relized how the world works.  
This is an essay I wrote for school:

 For years people have been trying to  censor violence on 
telivision, claimin it corupts and desensitizes our children.  
Censoring telivision is, however, a counter-productive waste 
of time.  to end this terrible injustice, it is imperitive 
that we, as a nation, not only stop censoring violence but 
also encourage telivision stations to include more violence 
in their day-time and prime-time line-ups, where more people 
will be exposed to it.
    Some socially retarded and ignorant people have a 
strange belief that telivision teaches children that 
violence is OK.  These people are, in a word, wrong.  
Telivision shows us the horrors of violence such as broken 
bones, rap videos, and blood stains (which are very hard to 
remove from fabric.)  After seeing these things children are 
more likely to drink their milk, go to church, and write 
thank you notes to their relatives, than they are to join a 
street gang, steal a car, resist arrest, and get blood 
stains all over their clothes when the police shoot them.
 

   these wholesome youths will spend more time watching 
telivision when there's violence on because thats what they 
want to see.  These children will see more commercials and 
therefore buy more products, many of which will be built in 
the USA.  The boost in our economy will ptovide employment 
for misguided individuals who would otherwise be out 
commiting violent acts.  So, once again, television violence 
creates a better, less violent America.
    It's important to note that violence on telivision is 
exactly that, violence on telivision.  This is not real 
violence where real people really get hurt. And since only 
a finite amount of violence can exist at one time, it's good 
to have it on telivision so it's not on the street. Unless, 
of course, it's a special magical kind of violence that can 
defy several widely accepted laws of physics and exist in 
two places at once.  None of this megical violence exists 
so telivision violence makes it safe to walk the street at 
night.
    More telivision violence would create better, more moral 
youth, more jobs, and less real violence.  In short 
telivision means a better and is therefore desirable for our 
country.

   Bear in mind that I had to read this out lout to my class.

     To offer further proof to my theory, I watched this 
tape calle "Faces of Death 343" or something of that nature.  
The violence on that tape was so explicit that after I saw 
it I hid in my basement for six weeks, subsiding on little 
more than orange pop and stale pizza crust.  When I was down 
there, there was no possible way I could have been out 
commiting violent acts.  So for all you neo-hippy, 
quasi-yuppie, conservative, liberal, republican, democrat, 
religious fanatic, whining, sniviling, bra-burning, school 
uniform wearing, crybabies out there you can take your 
opinions and your propaganda and shove them up your tight 
little politcally correct asses...  sideways.  I'm sorry, 
but thats how I feel.