Some Zappa links

BACK: to my home page.
Phase Two: of my Zappa page
The Big Catalogue: Zappa records
St. Franks Page: lots of good links
Frank Zappa's Obituary: in the LA times
The real Frank Zappa page: Its official, like Olympic merchendise
St. Alphonzo's Pancake Home Page: With a name like that it's gotta be good.
The Black Page: sounds spooky.

Frank Zappa

       In the world of music there is one truly creative man 
    who shines above all others.  That man is Frank Zappa.  
    He's one of the few musicians ever to have the balls to 
    do things differntly than everyone else. He is quite
    possibly the most destinctive and creative artist of the
    20th century,  although his refusal to conform to the 
    expectations of the record buying public have left him, 
    for the most part, unpopular and unknown.
       His music ranges from the silly to the most beautiful 
    instramental music you could ever hope to hear.  His 
    guitar playing is unconventional and consistantly 
    brilliant.  Although a few people in history have wrote 
    music with equally creative content, no one has ever 
    surpassed the music of Frank Zappa.   
         
         The following quote has been included to make
    this page look authentic.
         
         "It's like being a cook. And if you were a really 
          good cook, and you had a lot of money for really 
          excellent ingredients and really good equipment, 
          then you could cook just about anything. But if 
          you don't have all the gear . . . and you don't 
          even own a cookbook, but you still want to eat, 
          and nobody's going to cook it for you, then you 
          better find some other way to improvise that dish. 
          And that's kind of the way the stuff gets put 
          together."
    
    

        This page has been created with the  above quote in 
    mind.  It was improvised form the tools I had available.  
    Hopefully it will be cooler than your parents.  I 
    created this page because I think Frank Zappa is the 
    bee's knees and I just had to say it.  Carl Sagan has 
    alerted me that if I uploaded one great thing about 
    Zappa per second, it would take approximately 94 billion 
    billion billion years to put them all on my web sight so 
    I'll have to put up a bunch of links to get some help 
    from my fellow Zappaphiles.  E-mail me at 
    IronBadger@aol.com if you dig the groovy tunes of 
    Frank Zappa.
    
    
    The photo in the upper left is © Poul-Erik Rath Holm
    


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