Quotes Archive of the Badger King


"But I was going to go into Tashi's Station to pick up some power-converters!"
                        - Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight.
     
"You can waste time with your friends later."  
                       - Uncle Owen, jerk.


"Nobody looks good with brown lipstick."
                        -Frank Zappa, Composer

"You can never eat too many rats."
                       -An Indian man I saw on a documentary.

 "I never set out to be weird. It was always the other people who called me weird."
                        -Frank Zappa, Composer

 "The night was filled with horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world... What a welcome sight a leper must have been!"
                        -Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"

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