Quotes

John H. Williams
 April 21, 1999 
"I'm proud of myself. I remember writing Anakin's Theme. I was sitting 
on the toilet, watching General Hospital, when all of a sudden I turned. 
The water plops brought together a syncopated harmony that I found to 
be...obviously the theme of the boy who will one day become Darth Vader."
-April 21, 1999 from Filmthreat which got it from Amazon.com

Butch Cassidy asking for a pardon
Butch: "My time is three-fourths done, and a few more months won't make 
       much difference. I've got some property in Colorado that needs 
       looking after, and I'd like to get a pardon."
Governer: "If it's your intention to go straight after you get out, 
       perhaps it could be arranged.  You're still young, and smart 
       enough to make a success in almost any line. Will you give me 
       your word that you will quit rustling."
Butch: "Can't do that, governor, because if I gave you my word I'd 
       only have to break it. I'm in too deep now to quit the game. 
       But I'll promise you one thing, if you give me a pardon I'll 
       not commit any more crimes in Wyoming."
The Governer was impressed with Butch's straightforwardness and believe 
what he said to be true.  He was granted his pardon.

Vince Vaughn
I was my senior class president! But that was only because I had the lowest 
grades in the school. I only ran because I figured they had to let the
senior class president graduate. I was popular, I had a lot of friends
and stuff. But I don't think a lot was expected of me after school. 

Ewan McGregor
"When I was standing onstage at 4 in the morning in front of 400 extras--drunk, 
pulling my penis, bending over and showing them my arsehole--that was an 
extraordinary situation to find myself in. I got such a buzz out of it."
Brits always did do a lot of nude humor :) thanks for the quote eonline

This isn't a very funny quote but if you imagine Christian Slater speaking 
it sounds pretty cool.
This was said after he announced he was a drunk, 
once tried to commit suicide by jumping off 14th floor balcony and had the 
potential to be a guy hanging out in a crack house.  Check eonline for more. 
"The cat's out of the bag on me, okay? I'm insane. No doubt about it.Crystal 
clear. I can't lie about it. I lie, I die. It's over." 

Brad Pitt about Meet Joe Black in Rochester's Democrat & Cronicle:
"'When you play someone who is innocent, that person is constantlyu discovering 
things,'he says.'Everything can be a discovery.  But when it is, you stretch a 
moment by focusing on things that might not be interesting to the audience. 
That's probably why the movie is three hours long.' Pitt catches himself 
and laughs ruefully and says, 'don't use that.  I'm kidding;  I'm joking.  
I keep getting myself in trouble.'"  By the way, I thought it was a good movie.



Alessandro Nivola
"The first time I don't have a strange voice or bizarre facial ticks" 
talking about his next movie Best Laid Plans




Linden Ashby
"I'm a good guy! But I've played bad guys and a lot of actors 
would say its more interesting to play the bad guy but I disagree - the 
good guy gets the girl, walks off into the sunset.... its harder to play the 
good guy - its easy to play a bad guy."



Quotes from Herman's Head:


Angel          "Can't you understand I want to do something for someone else"
Animal         "Well I want to do something -to- someone else or -on- somebody else or 
                  -under-someone else or or alone but with a picture of somebody else"



Gunshop clerk  "Is there a problem?"
Herman         "Yes there is.  I came -this- close to killing a man"
Gunshop clerk  "Oh no. I am so sorry.  Let me adjust those sights for you"



Herman         "And on top of everything else he broke my toilet.  I've been peeing 
                  in my shower"
Jay            "Well that's okay Herm.  Everyone does it.  They just don't talk about it."



Herman         "What happened to my shirt?"
Elizabeth      "Don't you remember? We tore it in half and used it to tie me to the shower
                  curtain rod"
Herman         "Ahhh that's right"



Animal         "I hope Jay doesn't sick us with the ugly one"
Genius         "They're identical twins you nitwitt"
Animal         "So what your saying is... If Jay sticks us with the ugly one, we can 
                  switch 'em and he'll never know the difference."



Jay            "Don't you know anything?  You never tell your girlfriend you cheated on her.  They always take it the wrong way."



From a Seth Green (Dr. Evil's son in Austin Powers) interview from Ultimate TV
 
fan            "How old are you? when do you think you'll have to quit playing teenage 
                  characters?
Seth           "As soon as they stop casting me in teenage characters.  I turn 24 soon.
                  I'm not 5'5 how's that?



fan            "Have you ever gotten underwear from a fan?"
Seth           "NO"
Seth           "I'm not quite sure how I would respond to that"