"If I ever catch those guys, I'm gonna' kick their a***s!"
    						-Joe Don Baker
    
    	My response to Mr. Baker: It's not MST's fault that you made a stupid
    movie!  They're just doing their jobs while you do yours- you do horrible
    movies, and MST makes fun of them.  So quit your bellyaching and get over
    it, you screwed up!  And if you DO ever hurt anyone associated with MST, I
    garuantee the millions of MSTies coast to coast will come and get you!!!!!
    In the immortal words of Crow T. Robot:
    

    	I found this lovely poem at the MST BBoards.  I hope you all enjoy it!				
    
               	
              		Ode to Joe Don Baker
    			By billieshatner
    
                    O foul nature, have you no conscience?
                    the heavens shuddered and the earth,
                    was stricken with flatulence,
                    when Joe Don Baker was born,
                    repulsor of women,
                    laughingstock to men,
                    he frightens small children,
                    the animal kingdom falls silent,
                    when Joe DOn Baker passes by,
                    don't you know they can smell beer?
    
                    Wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka!
    
                    He fights crime, stands for justice,
                    he helps old ladies cross the street,
                    why did you steal her purse Joe?
                    Why do you haunt my dreams?
                    You are repulsive,
                    yet.....hypnotic?
                    Maybe because Joe's always in slow-mo.
    
                    Wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka!
    
                    MITCHELL!
    
    	Kudos to billieshatner for writing this enjoyable poem, that is just so
    accurate about stinky Joe Don Baker.